Worst movies ever!

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  • Mishy
    Mishy Posts: 1,551 Member
    Thought of another one - Dear John based on Nicholas Sparks's book. gawd. I can't stand any of his books, and this movie in particular was horrid.
  • Silverstrand
    Silverstrand Posts: 13 Member
    If I know the movie is going to be bad (like old, campy 80's movies), I'm in. I love movies like that! I just hate when I go to a theatre with a somewhat preconceived notion of what the movie will be, and end up horribly disappointed. I've seen a lot of bad movies, but last year, the worst by FAR was Red Riding Hood. What a laughable piece of cr*p. I expected something gothic and scary, but the score/soundtrack completely ruined it, the acting was horrible, and the directing was downright awful (directed by the same person who directed Twilight). I should have known.
  • Loveebbs
    Loveebbs Posts: 300 Member
    I hated Splice.......after my husband and I saw it, I turned to him and asked what the hell was that. (In my "In Living Color" voice..........HATED IT!!!!)
  • lizdavis07
    lizdavis07 Posts: 766 Member
    Really bad movies (or so other people say;) that I like: White chicks, The convenant, Down to you, Waterworld, The Sweetest thing, Scary Movie, Hot tub time machine, Not another teen movie, Snakes on a plane, and hobo with a shotgun;)

    I love Waterworld and will watch it every time it's on tv. I even own the DVD. I was starting to think I was the only one.

    The worst movie ever: The Raven. Turned it off and took it back after 15 minutes.

    The BEST worst movie ever: Thankskilling The acting is terrible, the plot is atrocious and the effects are ridiculous but I laughed my *kitten* off.


    ahhhh i so love you for reminding me of Thankskilling!!! Might i add the movie "Monsturd" to the list...everything in it is terrrible but oh so funny....special thanks to Netflix, i watch all the rediculous movies lol
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    We actually tried watching Monsturd but it just wasn't as off-the-wall hilarious as Thankskilling. My husband actually hates Thankskilling and part of the joy of watching the movie was watching HIM get so angry about it. As if they made this terrible movie just to piss him off.
  • Lanfear
    Lanfear Posts: 524
    Snakes on a Plane. Really.....really, bad.

    OMG..I have the WORST snake phobia ever imaginable..i cant even look at a cartoon one without going psychotic!!!

    worst movie: ANYTHING bollywood

    best movie: Forrest Gump :-)

    Whoops, my avatar's probably not the best one for you then!!!

    WORST movies for me:
    Snakes on a Plane/Train, Sea Snakes - I've never seen anything so funny aspeople walking into a reptile shop and pointing out the deadly, kill-you-with-one-glance royal python/corn snake/etc - when they're totally harmless unless you're a mouse!!
    Blair Witch Project
    The Village
    The Happening
    Titanic (HUGE yawn)
    Never Ending Story 2
    Dragon Wars
    The Shawshank Redemption (boooooooring)
    Epic Movie

    Films other people hate that I love:
    Idle Hands (hysterical)
    Drop Dead Fred
    Young Frankenstein
    Resident Evil 1-3 (haven't seen the last one)
    Fright Night (though they're remaking it which will be interesting...)
  • How could anyone hate DROP DEAD FRED!!?!?!

    Bad films;

    Sideways.
    Music and lyrics
    vampires suck
    The crow salvation.
    Godfather part III
  • nskerr
    nskerr Posts: 91
    Worst movie ever was Vanilla Sky...damn thing made no sense whatsoever...

    Good call. That movie sucked.

    I am going to add Showgirls. It wasn't even worth watching the naked scenes.
  • unsuspectingfish
    unsuspectingfish Posts: 1,176 Member
    I don't know about bad, but I think all the James Cameron films are highly overrated. I haven't seen Titanic, and I don't ever intend to. Avatar was pretty, but the plot was basically Pocahontas in space. I like the Terminator universe, but I think the movies are so-so. I was also extremely disappointed by Aliens when I finally watched it.

    I tend to block most of the bad movies I watch, I think. Quarantine was pretty bad. I was lucky enough to be drunk when I watched that one. I watch a lot of bad horror and sci-fi for the laughs, so I don't really remember a lot of names. I do have to say, though, that I think zombie movies are generally the best of the worst.
    Burn after reading! Terrible!
    That movie was HILARIOUS. I think you just have to have a particular sense of humor to enjoy the Coen brothers films.
    Clockwork Orange. Ooooh, look at me, I'm so edgy ...such a rebel. *yawn*
    That movie was amazing and a bit psychotic. I liked it because it was a good movie and the type of dystopian sci-fi I enjoy, not because I'm "edgy".
    Ok, worst movie: Black swan...it was just too wierd!
    I was disappointed by that movie, but not because it was weird. I expect weird from Darren Aronofsky films (The Fountain, anyone?). I disliked it because it seemed too much like a rip-off of his other films. It was like he wasn't even trying.
  • mousumi30
    mousumi30 Posts: 52
    lots of them, but most recently the ugly truth, really waste of time
  • onewarmmomma
    onewarmmomma Posts: 222 Member
    I'm going to add Army of Darkness and My Name is Bruce to this list. My husband is a HUGE Bruce Campbell fan, so we own both of these, and I cringe every time I walk in and hear it on the TV....or even if he just mentions the movies!!
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    Transformers
  • ejohndrow
    ejohndrow Posts: 1,399 Member
    Transformers
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    LOL the Hot Tub Time Machine and the Sweetest Thing are super! haha

    My friend and I went to see "Remember Me" with Rob Pattinson....and I wanted to literally stab my eyes out. What a boring stupid movie.

    "Buried" was also a ridiculously stupid movie...which is sad considering Ryan Reynolds is one of my favorite piece of eye candy. Boo.

    I thought Remember Me was great =\
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    I can't stand The Christmas Story!

    YES! My cousin is obsessed with it, so we usually watch at least 6 hours of the marathon they have every year =(
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    I hate PS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

    My sisters loved it, but I struggled to stay awake.
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    I'd like to add Stardust; what a bore!
  • rock_1206
    rock_1206 Posts: 33
    Got a loooooongg list of those!!!
    just 2 name a couple!
    Norbit - wtf was Eddie Murphy thinking!
    Human Centipede - sick and twisted, made the "Saw" series look like disney land!
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    I hate PS I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

    My sisters loved it, but I struggled to stay awake.


    that one was bad
    I re-named it..PS just shoot me instead..LOL

    I despise all musical type movies
  • emmamolly
    emmamolly Posts: 17
    Defo.. the human centipede is the worst film ive ever seen..
  • sweet_t2483
    sweet_t2483 Posts: 37 Member
    Scott Pilgrim Vs the world...I hated it so much it made me angry!

    I had to stop and reply to this one--YES WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grumble:
  • sweet_t2483
    sweet_t2483 Posts: 37 Member
    The all-time worst movie that comes to mind for me.... Little Nicky with Adam Sandler. I can't imagine it gets much worse than that movie.

    HEH - "Popeyes chicken is the shiznit" corny yes, but I find it hilarious!
  • glamroxjax
    glamroxjax Posts: 87 Member
    I <3 Stan Kub, but I have to agree Eyes Wide Shut was lacking somehow! Worse movie? Anything with the Wayans bros...i just want to be put to sleep!!!!
  • littlesuzieq
    littlesuzieq Posts: 103
    True Grit with Jeff Bridges - I hated it and actually paid movie theater prices to go see it. The only good thing was the white cherry slushee I got from the concession stand. Ugh.
  • koukla702
    koukla702 Posts: 171
    Borat! I walked out of the theater.
  • FairyMiss
    FairyMiss Posts: 1,812 Member
    Scott Pilgrim Vs the world...I hated it so much it made me angry!


    oh god that was such a seirous waste of time,
  • sdgirl22
    sdgirl22 Posts: 225 Member
    Skyline... I've never actually been ANGRY that a movie was produced, until I saw that. If you ask me to suspend disbelief, give me a reason to do so. Gratuitous destruction is not enough to keep me interested!!!!
  • unsuspectingfish
    unsuspectingfish Posts: 1,176 Member
    Skyline... I've never actually been ANGRY that a movie was produced, until I saw that. If you ask me to suspend disbelief, give me a reason to do so. Gratuitous destruction is not enough to keep me interested!!!!

    I suppose it's good that the two brothers that made it provided most of the funding, then.
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    Scott Pilgrim Vs the world...I hated it so much it made me angry!

    I had to stop and reply to this one--YES WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grumble:

    Gonna have to agree. My husband and daughter made me go see it. All the obnoxious hipster bs made me wanna stab someone in the face.
  • Dcgfeller
    Dcgfeller Posts: 83
    Has anyone ever heard of the movie "Rad".......?

    AHAHA! it was bike week a while ago and they showed this at a bike in movie I went to. It was terrible, but only as terrible as any other cheesy 80's movie. (They montage-d that one song in like 8 scenes, classic!)
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