He-Man Woman Haters Club

kyodi

To the women on this thread; less posting and more sandwich making/beer fetching.....GOSH!!! Bonus points for making bread for the sandwich with beer in it.

Schwiggity

He was training to become a ballroom dance teacher. So after work, he went home to his Mommy who'd make him dinner, then go to dance class.

I lol'd.

Schwiggity

Swimgoddess

OoooOoh. Now I have this overwhelming desire to watch a MANswers marathon. BEST...SHOW...EVER!!!

LorinaLynn

To the women on this thread; less posting and more sandwich making/beer fetching.....GOSH!!! Bonus points for making bread for the sandwich with beer in it.

Sorry. Was too busy mowing the lawn.

kyodi

To the women on this thread; less posting and more sandwich making/beer fetching.....GOSH!!! Bonus points for making bread for the sandwich with beer in it.

Sorry. Was too busy mowing the lawn.

Priorities can be flexible as long as it all gets done

zorbaru

Ever hear a woman say "a womans work is never done"?

thats probably why they dont get paid as much.

JNick77

OoooOoh. Now I have this overwhelming desire to watch a MANswers marathon. BEST...SHOW...EVER!!!

Attractive and cool as hell, didn't realize this combination existed.

Hanne76

LMAO!!!!!!! This thread is great!

Swimgoddess

OoooOoh. Now I have this overwhelming desire to watch a MANswers marathon. BEST...SHOW...EVER!!!

Attractive and cool as hell, didn't realize this combination existed.

(In classic NatGeo narrator voice)

It's called a former female Marine. The current varieties can primarily be found in Jacksonville, NC, San Diego, CA, and Okinawa, Japan. The elite of these for the overly ambitious or suicidal can be found in Parris Island, SC wearing a "smoky bear"-type hat. Very difficult to approach as they are often surrounded by many males of Adonis-type build who she either mentally categorizes as either her older overprotective brothers she is fiercely loyal to or her annoying younger brothers who need constant minding and a firm hand. Most in her male-harem consider sleeping with her at one point or another and less than half have the combination of testicular fortitude and stupidity to actually approach her with such an offer. The female Marine takes MUCH pleasure in humiliating these lofty suitors to the point they are forever discouraged from ever attempting again; the rejected ones then commit themselves to a life of c@ckblocking so no other males, LEAST of all civilians will ever approach the female Marine. Around a female Marine's second year of development, she has been conditioned and rewired in such a way that she is the most dangerous of women; She actually considers herself "one of the guys". She can swear worse than a sailor could ever aspire to, hurl insults freely and often, give an honest appraisal of a civilian female specimen while maintaining a Kinsey-scale rating under 2, dole out black-eyes with a mean right cross and crack shins effortlessly with her steel-toe boot. Worst of all, she sports an uber-fit & lean physique with a firm *kitten*, ornamentation of the rack-type and deceptively long hair that she keeps pinned up during the day but renders her completely unrecognizable to her male-harem when let down (to the point they'll choke mid cat-call and run to hide once realizing their near-fatal error). SHE IS A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING!!! If ANY male is lucky enough to impress and trick her into having carnal desires for him and secure a marriage contract, he will later be susceptible to the epiphany that she is probably the closest a man can get without actually crossing the line of homosexuality. It is also nearly IMPOSSIBLE for a female to fully return to her prior level of kinship with those of her own gender after undergoing such a transformation, for she now thinks of them from a male perspective, minus the hormonally-induced stupidity.

BEERRUNNER

Soooooo what does everyone think of Budweiser select?

Jenny56dreams

I'm none of the above, however, I'm not a wimpy, cry-baby, need-a-man chick either.
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AMEN TO THAT

Jenny56dreams

:happy:

Swimgoddess

Soooooo what does everyone think of Budweiser select?

*knees you in the junk to make sure something's there*

BEERRUNNER

Soooooo what does everyone think of Budweiser select?

*knees you in the junk to make sure something's there*

:bigsmile:

JNick77

OoooOoh. Now I have this overwhelming desire to watch a MANswers marathon. BEST...SHOW...EVER!!!

Attractive and cool as hell, didn't realize this combination existed.

(In classic NatGeo narrator voice)

It's called a former female Marine. The current varieties can primarily be found in Jacksonville, NC, San Diego, CA, and Okinawa, Japan. The elite of these for the overly ambitious or suicidal can be found in Parris Island, SC wearing a "smoky bear"-type hat. Very difficult to approach as they are often surrounded by many males of Adonis-type build who she either mentally categorizes as either her older overprotective brothers she is fiercely loyal to or her annoying younger brothers who need constant minding and a firm hand. Most in her male-harem consider sleeping with her at one point or another and less than half have the combination of testicular fortitude and stupidity to actually approach her with such an offer. The female Marine takes MUCH pleasure in humiliating these lofty suitors to the point they are forever discouraged from ever attempting again; the rejected ones then commit themselves to a life of c@ckblocking so no other males, LEAST of all civilians will ever approach the female Marine. Around a female Marine's second year of development, she has been conditioned and rewired in such a way that she is the most dangerous of women; She actually considers herself "one of the guys". She can swear worse than a sailor could ever aspire to, hurl insults freely and often, give an honest appraisal of a civilian female specimen while maintaining a Kinsey-scale rating under 2, dole out black-eyes with a mean right cross and crack shins effortlessly with her steel-toe boot. Worst of all, she sports an uber-fit & lean physique with a firm *kitten*, ornamentation of the rack-type and deceptively long hair that she keeps pinned up during the day but renders her completely unrecognizable to her male-harem when let down (to the point they'll choke mid cat-call and run to hide once realizing their near-fatal error). SHE IS A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING!!! If ANY male is lucky enough to impress and trick her into having carnal desires for him and secure a marriage contract, he will later be susceptible to the epiphany that she is probably the closest a man can get without actually crossing the line of homosexuality. It is also nearly IMPOSSIBLE for a female to fully return to her prior level of kinship with those of her own gender after undergoing such a transformation, for she now thinks of them from a male perspective, minus the hormonally-induced stupidity.

Sounds like my kind of woman.