Men. Grrr.

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  • alex215
    alex215 Posts: 518 Member
    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    but we don't miss the important things like rent/mortgage
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    Why dont you go to a women's only weight loss site? And maybe as a bonus you can also find yourself a lovely ladywhile you are there and live happily ever after.
  • GrampsWooha
    GrampsWooha Posts: 184
    oh puhhhleease. u just need to find a nice respectable gentleman like myself is all :)
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    My my you need to spend and evening with me!
  • muth3rluvx2
    muth3rluvx2 Posts: 1,156 Member
    They're difficult because they're different.

    Their priorities are different, their emotional functioning is different, their whole purpose in the propogation of the species is different.

    I'm kind of with the dog lady (asking a dog to purr). Men are people and they're all different and unique; some good, some average; some bad; some boring; some dangerous..... so are women. and children. some dogs. some cats.

    However, it's clear you're struggling with relationships and I hope that whatever's not going the way you'd like it to changes in some way soon. :-) :: hugs :: I'm sure we've all been "there". I know I have - and (much to my chagrin) - will be again!
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    I agree and they never put the toilet seat down or they dribble on the seat and they dont close the shower curtain, they leave thier socks inside out when they take them off, if they cut thier finger they are wrapped to thier necjk in an ace bandage ( wussy)oh not to mention they have no idea how to make a sandwich or open thier own damn beer can ! and NO guys its NOT funny to fart infront of us nor is it romantic!

    OH and GOD FORBID they help out in the cleaning of the house...NO GUYS YOU DONT wash a red short with my whites!!!!!!!

    OH and that little white cap that came off the tube of toothpast goes on THE EXACT SAME WAY IT FREAKIN
    CAME OFF! and seriously we dont want to see your butt sitting on the crapper be kind and shut the door !

    I am so loving this thread and the joke behind it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I hear ya... mine is so negligent and not supportive! Only thinks of himself. Doesn't listen to my feelings. Still won't let me leave the lights on. It's horrible. Men suck!
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    but we don't miss the important things like rent/mortgage
    This is true for both...
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
    Yeah, men are dogs...but a lot of dogs are cuddly, they sit when you say "sit", and they will lick you ANYWHERE! You just need a good dog...LOL...
  • kristiek7
    kristiek7 Posts: 198
    Why do men have a hole in their penis?

    So oxygen can get to their brains.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    My my you need to spend and evening with me!


    OH PICK ME PICK ME !!!!!!! I have an EAGER BEAVER !!!! LOL
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    This stupid dog is well trained and its got me nowhere.

    Excuse me now, I have to go outside and pee.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

    Men always miss them.

    but we don't miss the important things like rent/mortgage

    Thats becasue WE are in charge of paying the bills !!!! LOL
  • Chiquita_Banana
    Chiquita_Banana Posts: 500
    What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?

    His body.

    lmao love it!
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?
  • Cella30
    Cella30 Posts: 539 Member
    This thread makes me feel awkward :ohwell:

    lol (this is more of a nervous laugh, JSYK)
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
    You're right Heather... except the fact that DOGS ARE SMARTER!!!! haha
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    OMG THIS!
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet seat have in common?

    Something only a woman cares about

    FIXED :)
  • kristiek7
    kristiek7 Posts: 198
    How can you tell if a man is happy?


    Who cares?
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet seat have in common?

    Something only a woman cares about

    FIXED :)


    BAAHHHHH HAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

    love it !
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    If i left the seat up the cat might fall in. Plus i dont want to see where people put there poo.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Glad you are all having so much effing fun with this.
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member

    Why can't they just TRY to understand? It's like training a dog. A stupid one.

    So many of the women who are having troubles with men seem to have attitudes like this. Is it due to the men in their lives or do the problems stem from their attitudes to begin with? Perhaps some of this "being taken for granted" is happening in both directions.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?

    OMG YOU men can win everytime at the water gun balloon game at the carnival but you cant shoot a stream of piss in a hole the size of a mixing bowl !!!! WTH. YOU should have to have the seat up ! Its not that hard LOL
  • millermichellelea
    millermichellelea Posts: 226
    What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?

    His body.

    RFLMAO :laugh:
  • bakebunny
    bakebunny Posts: 253
    My boyfriend is pretty supportive of this all, but keeps telling me if I lose my boobs there may be consequences.

    -__- What a nut. They aren't going anywhere.

    My boyfriend says the same about my wide hips/*kitten*.

    My ex-husband would say things that he'd think were supportive, but really just cut me to the quick. My boyfriend just says "If it's what you want or need, then go for it. I'll be over here if you need me."

    It all depends on the guy, and the things you tell/say to them.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    All right, kill your own spiders then. smiley-finger007.gif
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
    ..:)

    What do you call the useless piece of skin on the end of a man's penis?

    His body.

    RFLMAO :laugh:
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