Men. Grrr.
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What do a *kitten*, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.
My my you need to spend and evening with me!
OH PICK ME PICK ME !!!!!!! I have an EAGER BEAVER !!!! LOL
Well and Eager beaver you say .........................interesting0 -
You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?
OMG YOU men can win everytime at the water gun balloon game at the carnival but you cant shoot a stream of piss in a hole the size of a mixing bowl !!!! WTH. YOU should have to have the seat up ! Its not that hard LOL
And it's not that hard for you to put the seat down! We can go round for round here.0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.0
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I agree. I have never met a man I would want to date.
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You women complain we don't leave the seat down for you, but have you ever left the seat up for us?
OMG YOU men can win everytime at the water gun balloon game at the carnival but you cant shoot a stream of piss in a hole the size of a mixing bowl !!!! WTH. YOU should have to have the seat up ! Its not that hard LOL
And it's not that hard for you to put the seat down! We can go round for round here.
"I don't need to look where I'm going now. I'm quite confident my *kitten* will land on plaster when I sit down."0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
What are in almost every magazine? attractive women.0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
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Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.
I hope you weren't serious and I just didn't catch on to it.0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.
Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.0 -
Taking bets on how long before this thread is locked....0
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Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.
Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.
Feel free to enjoy that thought that you have the RIGHT to control any adult, while you're still able to hold on to it. Apparently, your husband doesn't agree. And in order for your plan to work, he has to be a willing participant. If the computer is his, you can use the computer at the library. He can't give or deny you permission to use a public computer.
I wouldn't touch my husband's computer, so I made sure I had my own. Otherwise, use public options.0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
wooowwwww0 -
Perhaps you are asking men to be something that they are not. You would not ask a dog to purr - it would just sound like a growl. You would not ask a cat to wag its tail, that only means that it is mad. So don't deny the maleness of men - and don't ask them to be something that they are not.
Once you look at them with clear eyes, they can not use you, or abuse you, or disappoint you.
Nicely said.
Now to OP, it makes me very sad to see such things said as that are in this thread. Men are men, women are women. Women want men to be everything that basically nobody can be not even themselves, and men want women to be more like men.
Unfortunately, none of this will ever happen, so you have to take what you can get. In the meantime, I suggest you stop being a baby about it, get back on your feet and become a lesbian, then perhaps you will see how ridiculous it is trying to keep a woman happy. Ask yourself this, How hard is it to keep a man happy?
Men are quite simple. Don't try to make them into something they are not, or you will be disappointed only by your own actions.0 -
All right, kill your own spiders then.
Lol, and change my flat tires!0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.
Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.
Um, no. You both still have rights to certain amounts of privacy. You can certainly use the computer whenever, but getting into his e-mail account is breaching his privacy. And what of these magazines... no porn, but magazines.
He probably sees women frequently - at work, on the street, in the mall, on billboards... If you have image problems, then that's something you need to work on, and while he should be supportive about reassuring you, putting blinders on all the time will make him want to take them off and run screaming I bet.0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.
Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.
Um, no. You both still have rights to certain amounts of privacy. You can certainly use the computer whenever, but getting into his e-mail account is breaching his privacy. And what of these magazines... no porn, but magazines.
He probably sees women frequently - at work, on the street, in the mall, on billboards... If you have image problems, then that's something you need to work on, and while he should be supportive about reassuring you, putting blinders on all the time will make him want to take them off and run screaming I bet.
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Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
Go make me a couple of tacos woman!!! im getting hungry here.............games almost over you hear!? ALSO Bring me back a cold beer!0 -
Solution:
Quit dating losers.0 -
Glad you are all having so much effing fun with this.
Seriously...what did you expect was going to happen? If you're looking for some hand holding and a pat on the head you came to the wrong message board, sweetheart.0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
Go make me a couple of tacos woman!!! im getting hungry here.............games almost over you hear!? ALSO Bring me back a cold beer!
You look at yourself in the moirror when you masterbate dont you.0 -
Glad you are all having so much effing fun with this.
Seriously...what did you expect was going to happen? If you're looking for some hand holding and a pat on the head you came to the wrong message board, sweetheart.
AHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!0 -
Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
Go make me a couple of tacos woman!!! im getting hungry here.............games almost over you hear!? ALSO Bring me back a cold beer!
You look at yourself in the moirror when you masterbate dont you.
I just about spit coffee on my monitor when I read that! Well played!
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Unbelievable. We allowed you to drive(at our own risk) so you wouldn't have to carry the groceries home.
We gave you the washing machine so you wouldn't have to work so hard.
We invented the vacuum cleaner so you could get an early start on dinner.
We developed various kinds of cleaners to save your precious elbows.
We packaged sliced bread so lunches are a snap.
We invented casual Friday so you don't have to iron 5 days worth of dress clothes.
We gave in to your whining and created a full-time hospital position that is entirely devoted to numbing you before childbirth.
All this was done for women and this is the thanks men get.
Where's the gratitude?0 -
Oh my god. This is awesome. I would like to thank everyone for playing.0
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Omg, so I was in his email account the other day and saw he's freakin subscribed to all these men's magazines... health, sports, etc... what the hell are in men's magazines? Attractive women. I tried to talk to him about how this made me feel and he was SCREAMING at me about his privacy. I'm sorry, but he shouldn't be hiding s%^$ like that from me.
No offense, but he needs to report to you that he subscribes to men's magazines because there are pictures of women in them? Also, did he give you permission to look through his account. Honestly, if he didn't, I think he was wronged more than you.
Are you kidding me? He's my husband. I have EVERY right. If I have to ask permission to go on the computer or for that matter, to do anything! I think he owes me the same decency.
Um, no. You both still have rights to certain amounts of privacy. You can certainly use the computer whenever, but getting into his e-mail account is breaching his privacy. And what of these magazines... no porn, but magazines.
He probably sees women frequently - at work, on the street, in the mall, on billboards... If you have image problems, then that's something you need to work on, and while he should be supportive about reassuring you, putting blinders on all the time will make him want to take them off and run screaming I bet.
AMEN!
Men's Magazines... let us know when he is e-mailing his new GF. But a men's magizine. you have a non-issue on your hands.0
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