Internet Trolls are super cool.

FearAnLoathing

Do I sense some denizens of the "site that shall not be mentioned" ?

jad54

I am a troll and I am proud of it.

The first rule of being a troll is to not admit to being a troll....or something like that.

Most boards would get pretty stale w/o trolls. For that reason alone, I don't mind them.

I thought that was fight club... oh s%^&, I've gone and said it

Haha. Indeed. That's what I was going for.

RiverInTheRoad

Anyone ever have a trolling attempt backfire?

Yes. Prime example (although this is an IRL troll), my mom got this call from a random blocked number. The patron on the other line was trying to troll her by saying "HURR DURR control your cat! It's crapping all over our lawn!" She hasn't had a cat in going on 10 years now. But instead of saying such (which would have probably resulted in the patrons on the other line saying something like "lol you don't have a p*ssy? What are you a dude?), she told them word for word (sorry for the cursing if that offends; my mom is a drunken sailor) "I encourage my cat to take a *kitten* on your lawn as often as I can because you're such a c*nt. I hope you die." and she proceeded to hang the phone up. Needless to say, the patrons that called before called again and tried to get dox but their attempt failed.

Tl;DR Yes, if you try to troll a troll.

Oh IRL trawling....soooo much better than interwebs trawling.

bunchesonothing

Nice! She doesn't skip a beat, does she?

binary_jester

Anyone ever have a trolling attempt backfire?

Yes. Prime example (although this is an IRL troll), my mom got this call from a random blocked number. The patron on the other line was trying to troll her by saying "HURR DURR control your cat! It's crapping all over our lawn!" She hasn't had a cat in going on 10 years now. But instead of saying such (which would have probably resulted in the patrons on the other line saying something like "lol you don't have a p*ssy? What are you a dude?), she told them word for word (sorry for the cursing if that offends; my mom is a drunken sailor) "I encourage my cat to take a *kitten* on your lawn as often as I can because you're such a c*nt. I hope you die." and she proceeded to hang the phone up. Needless to say, the patrons that called before called again and tried to get dox but their attempt failed.

Tl;DR Yes, if you try to troll a troll.

Oh IRL trawling....soooo much better than interwebs trawling.

upboat for tl;dr

RiverInTheRoad

Nope. u_u She's got one of those "quick wits" everyone's talking about these days. I am glad to have come from her loins.

SiltyPigeon

Boards would be boring without trolls. I Trolls.

LadyKT

Can someone give me an example of someone trolling on MFP? the polish blonde doesn't exactly get it...:flowerforyou:

BEERRUNNER

Anyone ever have a trolling attempt backfire?

YEAP see my seduction thread....................... Massive failure it was fun though.

Swimgoddess

I think others would sleep better at night if they thought I was a troll. The sad truth is, I...REALLY...just...don't...have...a...filter. It broke sometime in my early 20s. Thankfully that little curse comes with SUPER thick skin

BEERRUNNER

I think others would sleep better at night if they thought I was a troll. The sad truth is, I...REALLY...just...don't...have...a...filter. It broke sometime in my early 20s. Thankfully that little curse comes with SUPER thick skin

And very beautiful super thick skin it is you can come by and shake me anytime babycakes!!!

BEERRUNNER

I think others would sleep better at night if they thought I was a troll. The sad truth is, I...REALLY...just...don't...have...a...filter. It broke sometime in my early 20s. Thankfully that little curse comes with SUPER thick skin

And very beautiful super thick skin it is you can come by and shake me anytime babycakes!!!

Rainbow_Brite86

urm...

PantalaNagaPampa

I am a troll and I am proud of it.

The first rule of being a troll is to not admit to being a troll....or something like that.

Most boards would get pretty stale w/o trolls. For that reason alone, I don't mind them.

I thought that was fight club... oh s%^&, I've gone and said it

It's OK Skitty Skitty Bang Bang... nobody beleived it was your first time, anyway.

Yes, for the love of God, FLÜGGÅƎNK∂€ČHIŒβØL∫ÊN

That's how you troll, B!TCH3$

Swimgoddess

Know what I used to do for a living BEERRUNNER? No *kitten*, I was a Sergeant in the Marines, assigned to an all-male correctional facility and in charge of the sex-offenders at that. I can smell "creeper" a klick away. Because you quoted me, I'm going to need a shower with Comet and a Brillo pad. :P

BEERRUNNER

Know what I used to do for a living BEERRUNNER? No *kitten*, I was a Sergeant in the Marines, assigned to an all-male correctional facility and in charge of the sex-offenders at that. I can smell "creeper" a klick away. Because you quoted me, I'm going to need a shower with Comet and a Brillo pad. :P

HAHAHAHAHA .......................But damn! you are one hell of a woman! Did you read whats on my shirt my dear? the shirt where im Golfin?? USMC!

PantalaNagaPampa

Know what I used to do for a living BEERRUNNER? No *kitten*, I was a Sergeant in the Marines, assigned to an all-male correctional facility and in charge of the sex-offenders at that. I can smell "creeper" a klick away. Because you quoted me, I'm going to need a shower with Comet and a Brillo pad. :P

That's hardcore.

Heather75

There is a fine line between trolling and conducting a social experiment.

bunchesonothing

There is a fine line between trolling and conducting a social experiment.

To-MAY-to. To-MAH-to....

Heather75

There is a fine line between trolling and conducting a social experiment.

To-MAY-to. To-MAH-to....

Both are delicious!

myofibril

Discuss!

Freakin' idiots in my opinion. Kind of like people with Tourettes except without the charm and cool swearing and shi*t. So, in other words nothing like people with Tourettes.

A have known a few trolls in my time who have elevated it to an art form. Full blown personas which reel people in effortlessly. It's a dying skill though with most trolls these days one dimensional, pale imitations of their former masters.

So sad.

chrisyoung0422

A little troll only bothers me if I let it.

Sometimes it is fun to just go right back at them with some crap that makes no sense. That way they cannot compute that in their troll brain and usually wander back to the MTV forums they came from.. :glasses:

_beachgirl_

How do you spot a troll?

_beachgirl_

How do you spot a troll?

BEERRUNNER

How do you spot a troll?

A RADAR!

SiltyPigeon

How do you spot a troll?

Well, DUH!!! They have big fluffy neon hair and jewels for belly buttons. Who doesn't know that?

twinsX3

I find it very immature and not funny. They need to get a life in the "real world" and not spend so much time hiding behind a computer.

bunchesonothing

lol... nice!

At the tomatoes joke... shoulda quoted it. Oh well.

Swimgoddess

How do you spot a troll?

Easy. They usually give themselves away. There's some Teufel Fetus out there right now claiming to be an "EX" Marine.

alex215