One calorie??
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You all really need to get a sense of humor. The whole post was a JOKE. Only about 1/3 of you understood that...
But I REALLY AM under ONE calorie! :frown: You can even look at my diary!0 -
LOL is this a piss take?!
Exactly what I thought :P x0 -
Dust0
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LOL. I think it was a joke you guys(:0
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1200 calories a day is a rough estimate anyway. you could go into starvation mode even at 1200 calories because everyday is different, but 1200calories is made for everyone... i mean, having more muscle, or being more active, or any number of things, can make you burn more than this calorie average... this is why people who plateau when they are down to 1200calories a day find it easier to loose weight when they zig zag calories and have one day at maintenance level of calories, the next at 2lbs a week loss, the next at .5lbs a week loss, etc, because they cant go into starvation mode cuz not everyday is the same...
and one day of starvation mode calories will not put u in starvation mode... several days in a row will.
1calorie foods; i do like the licking the counter top suggestion, but think the licking the troll suggestion might put you over sodium/calories.0 -
You all really need to get a sense of humor. The whole post was a JOKE. Only about 1/3 of you understood that...
But I REALLY AM under ONE calorie! :frown: You can even look at my diary!
She strikes again!0 -
Yes!! xD Perfect, I know what I'm going to start doing!If it was me, I would save them up a day at a time and have a 6 calorie feast on Sunday!!0 -
Keep in mind that all of the numbers on MFP--both calories you're ingesting and calories you're burning--are approximate. The chances that you're ACTUALLY one calorie under are slim to none.0
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1200 calories a day is a rough estimate anyway. you could go into starvation mode even at 1200 calories because everyday is different, but 1200calories is made for everyone... i mean, having more muscle, or being more active, or any number of things, can make you burn more than this calorie average... this is why people who plateau when they are down to 1200calories a day find it easier to loose weight when they zig zag calories and have one day at maintenance level of calories, the next at 2lbs a week loss, the next at .5lbs a week loss, etc, because they cant go into starvation mode cuz not everyday is the same...
and one day of starvation mode calories will not put u in starvation mode... several days in a row will.
1calorie foods; i do like the licking the counter top suggestion, but think the licking the troll suggestion might put you over sodium/calories.
Just nibble the troll then.0 -
I was like :huh: but then I was all :laugh:0
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I'm floored by the number of people who didn't realize she was being humorous. Proof that people take things WAY too seriously...lighten up people
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Tic tac has some amazing marketing people...0
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Keep in mind that all of the numbers on MFP--both calories you're ingesting and calories you're burning--are approximate. The chances that you're ACTUALLY one calorie under are slim to none.
No, no.. I saw her diary... her calories are spot on. 1 calorie left. This is baffling.0 -
Im afraid licking the counter top wont work in this case either, you would have to calculate the calories burned from bending over and opening your mouth, extending your tongue etc, ill bet you would burn at least 2 calories. then you still need to make that up. vicious cycle.0
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People are too gullible...by this post almost had me spitting my water out haha, good one!0
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Keep in mind that all of the numbers on MFP--both calories you're ingesting and calories you're burning--are approximate. The chances that you're ACTUALLY one calorie under are slim to none.
No, no.. I saw her diary... her calories are spot on. 1 calorie left. This is baffling.
Yes but I understand what Erik was saying...the nutrition label on Cheerios is under by 3 calories per serving where other foods underestimate calories by 10, 20, or more. They are legally not allowed to overestimate calories on packaging so they underestimate so you might actually be eating 50+ calories more by the end of the day than you thought.0 -
1/576th of a Big Mac :happy:
Now we all know that is probably really 5 calories...jeez are you trying to put her over...:laugh:0 -
1/5 of a clove of garlic, with the added benefit of warding off very small vampires... Or perhaps even trolls :laugh:0
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1/576th of a Big Mac :happy:
Now we all know that is probably really 5 calories...jeez are you trying to put her over...:laugh:
wow, I can't believe you would even offer something 4 calories over.. what are we trying to sabotage her? haha- 0 -
just make sure you dont have a whole tic tac or all of your hard work this week is ruined.
LOL..omg..hysterical0 -
One ice cube with a squeeze of lemon.0
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One ice cube with a squeeze of lemon.
Hell no, cold water make you lose weight!!! Thermo something or another....too scientific for me. I vote for licking the peel of a banana.0 -
OMG!! All of you are hilarious, thanks for my laugh for the day. LMAO0
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Licking the troll would increase your sodium content and make you retain water... don't want to do that!
Licking the counter top? I was fixing raw chicken there earlier, and we all know salmonella and food poisoning will make you burn more calories. Can't do that.
Let me think... I have an answer for this somewhere.
Oh! I've got it. Eat a piece of celery, 2" long. Yes, it takes energy to digest it, but contrary to popular belief, you gain one calorie for every 2" stalk of celery you eat. That should work!!0 -
Lick the countertop. That'll fix you right up.
ROTFL !!!!!!!!!!0 -
I burnt so many calories laughing at this post I have to go eat back my calories!0
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Well... my troll ran off with my tic tacs, so those won't work. There is no log on MFP for counter licking, so that's a no. I feel like I'm starving so I MUST be in starvation mode already. PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! :frown:0
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bahahaha~! ur prof pic scared the bejeezus outta me... i only knew it was you by your orangatang quote :P0
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LOL, she was obviously just joking around =P0
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Just make sure you don't have a whole tic-tac or all of your hard work this week is ruined.
Word. One calorie and :explode:
It's all over. Starvation running rampant. :sad:0
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