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Darn You MFP..All Your Inaccuracies.
CuteAndCurvy83
Posts: 570 Member
First off I want to say MFP Should be called My Fitness Punk cause it doesn't work.I came here to loose wait. I put in my height,weight, and that I wanted to lose 2lbs a week and it gave me a calorie count of 1200, but that really didn't work for me since I really like food, so I change it to 2,100. At the end of the day I log the healthy foods I ate (I didn't log the chocolate cake, or the apple pie, or my daily extra grande heavy creamy whip caramel mochachino, or the fried chicken strips,fried cheese,fried fish,and french fries I had for lunch, or the Big Mac I had as a snack). Then I log my exercise, Walking to my fridge and back to my computer,walking to my mailbox and back, and MFP tells me in that 2 min of walking I've only burned 12 calories, that can't be right I felt like I was going to sweat,so I just round up to 100. (Yay I get to eat 100 more calories in chocolate) It's been 3 days and I haven't seen ANY weight loss, or muscle tone. My clothes aren't even lose and still fit the same,I haven't been able to loose anything! this site sucks! I WANT A REFUND!
*Just in case you can't read into it,it's meant to be sarcastic*
*Just in case you can't read into it,it's meant to be sarcastic*
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very funny0
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lol0
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FUNNY! You almost had me at first. :-)0
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ROTFL !!!!0
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Wahahaha. I think you just described like a good half of the people that try out this site.0
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HAHA I thought you were a crazy person
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you know... more often than not I hear stories exactly like this!!!!
A lady I work with is trying to lose weight, her daily goal was 1900 calories, not at all unreasonable for someone who's admitted to eating over 4000 a day to get to the weight she is. But since she didn't lose any weight in the first week she figured that it was because she was eating too much - probably had nothing to do with the Wendy's or the giant full calorie pops right?!!
I appreciate this post - hard work and dedication is what gets it done, not trying to fool yourself into thinking you can keep eating the same way you were0 -
You mean.. opening my fridge doesn't count as cardio?
Dang it.0 -
This is too funny. It kinda reminds me of the lady complaining earlier haha. Thanks for the laugh!0
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It normally takes longer than 3 days to loose weight in my case 2 weeks and you should really log everything you eat to help you keep accountable for everything your putting in your body. if your able to try going on longer walks I started out with 30 minutes of walking around my local supercenter store0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: way too funny! I've see that too many times too! :laugh:0
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This is too funny. It kinda reminds me of the lady complaining earlier haha. Thanks for the laugh!
I was inspired! LOL0 -
This is too funny. It kinda reminds me of the lady complaining earlier haha. Thanks for the laugh!
I was inspired! LOL
I wanted to write something, but... I can get mean with words. Haha.0 -
So I take it that lifting the remote for the TV doesn't count either?You mean.. opening my fridge doesn't count as cardio?
Dang it.
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Love it lol…so cool0
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It normally takes longer than 3 days to loose weight in my case 2 weeks and you should really log everything you eat to help you keep accountable for everything your putting in your body. if your able to try going on longer walks I started out with 30 minutes of walking around my local supercenter store
Ahahaha, you just got PUNK'D!0 -
Hahahahhahahhaha!!!! Im totally laughing out loud at that! Awesome!!!!!!0
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Funniest thing I've read in a long time. Well done!0
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This was soooooo funny !!
I hear stuff like this in my salon all the time . Does staring in confusion at that person burn any calories ~0 -
You totally got me at first. Well played!0
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I particularly like the "I WANT A REFUND!"
Lots of people seem to forget that this incredible site is FREE! 0 -
It normally takes longer than 3 days to loose weight in my case 2 weeks and you should really log everything you eat to help you keep accountable for everything your putting in your body. if your able to try going on longer walks I started out with 30 minutes of walking around my local supercenter store
Ahahaha, you just got PUNK'D!
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I needed good laugh today and thanks to your post, I got it!! The sad part is, as others have posted, is that some people "diet" this way and don't understand why they don't lose. Thanks and have a great day!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh: I almost didn't open this because I have been trying to avoid the threads that titles like this are linked to. Someone told me I had to read it. I am glad I did!! LOVE IT!! :drinker:0
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Well done!!! And the "loose wait" is priceless!!!0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LOVE IT!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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I sooooo thought this was real.... until I got to the 'refund' part.....
You NEARLY had me.... I was so going to reply that the site was free.....
Nice One....!!!!! :bigsmile:0 -
BAAHHHHHHHH
Dying right now. TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!
But sadly some people do think that way. Thanks for the awesome laugh today! 0 -
I bet TOM is responsible for this that miserable sob.
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