guys, don't you hate it....

Schwiggity
Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
edited September 29 in Health and Weight Loss
When you bleed from your penis?
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  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    I do. That TOM upsets me. I need a masculine napkin for my underwear.
  • SarahWrittenThin
    SarahWrittenThin Posts: 595 Member
    That must be a bummer.
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    I do. That TOM upsets me. I need a masculine napkin for my underwear.

    Will it have wings?
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I have it on good authority that guys go freaking mental when they bleed from their penises.
  • tropicalicyicy
    tropicalicyicy Posts: 83 Member
    HAHAH! this should really happen...it would only be fair!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    When you bleed from your penis?

    Date classier chicks. :huh: :flowerforyou:
  • Hollycat
    Hollycat Posts: 372
    Dude...it's time to see a urologist. Like....Now.
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    I do. That TOM upsets me. I need a masculine napkin for my underwear.

    Will it have wings?

    Yes. Or I'll get a neon colored one. And after I insert it, I can do fun things like swim, play tennis, and even jog.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    YIKES!
  • Panda_Jack
    Panda_Jack Posts: 829 Member
    I have it on good authority that guys go freaking mental when they bleed from their penises.

    Is the plural of penis, peni?
  • funkyspunky871
    funkyspunky871 Posts: 1,675 Member
    Hahaha. I love you schwiggity!!
  • LizC26
    LizC26 Posts: 319 Member
    I told you not to sleep with that hooker in Bolivia......
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    When you bleed from your penis?

    Date classier chicks. :huh: :flowerforyou:


    ^_________________ THIS!!!!
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    I told you not to sleep with that hooker in Bolivia......

    But we went halvsies on her!
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Please, make sure to bring your crotch deodorant spray out with you when this happens. And, have conversations with your boyfriends about your bleeding while flowery music plays in the background.
  • funkyspunky871
    funkyspunky871 Posts: 1,675 Member
    Please, make sure to bring your crotch deodorant spray out with you when this happens. And, have conversations with your boyfriends about your bleeding while flowery music plays in the background.

    Just say "no homo" and everything will be alright.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3uXcK9pMqg
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    this is why I make it a policy to get her permission first BEFORE putting it in. Works for me. :smile:
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    Why is everyone making this something disgusting and sexual? I'm only talking about bleeding genitalia here.
  • MayhemModels
    MayhemModels Posts: 367 Member
    All I have to say is GROSS
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    Why is everyone making this something disgusting and sexual? I'm only talking about bleeding genitalia here.

    I'ts completely a natural cycle that we men have to endure monthly. Along with cramps.
  • MayhemModels
    MayhemModels Posts: 367 Member
    lol NEVER happened to me before
  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
    Do you cramp too?!
    LOL
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    As a medical professional, I may be able to offer some assistance.
    If it's bleeding from the INSIDE; stop putting things in there (seen it. lots.) and see your doctor. soon.
    If it's bleeding from the OUTSIDE; that signifies an overuse abrasion/laceration injury. USE SOME LOTION!!!

    Good luck, all the best to you. And if you decide to go to the ER for this, the staff in ALL likelihood WILL talk about you and your penito.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    When you bleed from your penis?

    Date classier chicks. :huh: :flowerforyou:

    Lysol. Classy in a can. And dimmer switches.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    Definitely has to have wings! Don't want it shifting and getting that embarassing tap on the shoulder by a perfect stranger who tells you "um, you have blood on your pants".
  • Barneystinson
    Barneystinson Posts: 1,357 Member
    Definitely has to have wings! Don't want it shifting and getting that embarassing tap on the shoulder by a perfect stranger who tells you "um, you have blood on your pants".

    BUT I SAT IN TOMATO SAUCE!

    *crosses arms*
  • aa1440
    aa1440 Posts: 956 Member
    I can't believe the moderators have not said anything about this post.

    I get in trouble because I told someone that they were too thin. And they are letting you guys talk about a bleeding penis.

    Not offended, just wondering.
  • gdr1976
    gdr1976 Posts: 460 Member
    When you bleed from your penis?

    Date classier chicks. :huh: :flowerforyou:

    Thread over!
  • Crystal817
    Crystal817 Posts: 2,021 Member
    I can't believe the moderators have not said anything about this post.

    I get in trouble because I told someone that they were too thin. And they are letting you guys talk about a bleeding penis.

    Not offended, just wondering.

    Women get talk about their bloody vaginas all the time. :indifferent:
  • momofJandA
    momofJandA Posts: 1,035 Member
    hahahaha- seriously what I needed tonight!!!
    Blot with cold water to get the blood out
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