guys, don't you hate it....

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  • bloodbank
    bloodbank Posts: 468 Member
    When you bleed from your penis?

    Date classier chicks. :huh: :flowerforyou:

    Ahahahahaha. This made my day. :)
  • bloodbank
    bloodbank Posts: 468 Member
    I can't believe the moderators have not said anything about this post.

    I get in trouble because I told someone that they were too thin. And they are letting you guys talk about a bleeding penis.

    Not offended, just wondering.

    There is bleeding vagina talk on here at least hourly.
  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
    LOL
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
    *breathe Von, breathe* I am in hysterics over here..OMG
  • 73vanessa
    73vanessa Posts: 50 Member
    *breathe Von, breathe* I am in hysterics over here..OMG



    FOr real???? AHAHAHAH I can not stop laughing at this..... OMG! Where's jay????lol
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    It just makes me feel dirty and tearful. I usually end up watching Bambi on Dvd and eating cake, crying my socks off. My testicles swell up like lemons too usually, like I'm Arnold Shwarzennegar or someone. I look so ugly. :sad:
  • Funnybunnyboo
    Funnybunnyboo Posts: 87
    It just makes me feel dirty and tearful. I usually end up watching Bambi on Dvd and eating cake, crying my socks off. My testicles swell up like lemons too usually, like I'm Arnold Shwarzennegar or someone. I look so ugly. :sad:

    my ex really did bleed from his penis once-apparently, after we rode this particular theme park ride in florida for the 5th time, a kidney stone got lodged in his ureter, and as it scratched it and got stucl, it bled....he asked if eating melon make your wee pink...errrr-nope...
    he ended up in a&e with a stent shoved up(yes up) through the end, into his bladder, then through that to the ureter...
    well, my answer to that is, gods way of teahing him not to screw around...ha ha ha
  • Starlage
    Starlage Posts: 1,709 Member

    Good luck, all the best to you. And if you decide to go to the ER for this, the staff in ALL likelihood WILL talk about you and your penito.

    haha definitely! PLEASE go to a clinic (even if it's not happening... just bring it up! gives us great gossip) the weird patients are always remembered and talked about :o)
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Nice topic... LOL! This reminds me of that scene in Role Models where their urine was dark green from all of the energy drinks. :laugh:
  • Schwiggity
    Schwiggity Posts: 1,449 Member
    TOM sucks. :(
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Why do you guys have to pick on TOM so much?? He's just an average guy trying to sell embarassing products to ladies.
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
    When you bleed from your penis?

    Date classier chicks. :huh: :flowerforyou:
    lol
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
    In his later years my grandpa wanted to know "...don't those super adhesive strips hurt when you pull them off??..."
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