Gonna Be A Bear

kellch

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal
with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could
definately deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat at anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hair legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

:drinker: Thought it was cute :drinker:

*dips out to check email for better joke*:smokin: :devil: :bigsmile:

kellch

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for
six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal
with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could
definately deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat at anyone
who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could
deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS
that you will have hair legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

:drinker: Thought it was cute :drinker:

*dips out to check email for better joke*:smokin: :devil: :bigsmile:

Shannon023

*dips out to check email for better joke*:smokin: :devil: :bigsmile:

Let me know when you find one. :indifferent:


:bigsmile: :smooched:

kellch

*dips out to check email for better joke*:smokin: :devil: :bigsmile:

Let me know when you find one. :indifferent:


:bigsmile: :smooched:

tresa1234

It's so funny that you posted that this morning. It took me FOREVER to make myself get out from under the warm covers into my cold-ish room. As I was lying there I kept thinking ... yep ... bears definitely have the right idea! I was just about to change my facebook status to "Tresa thinks hibernation is the right thing to do."

Shannon023

Here's one:

Two blondes (kellch & Soup Nazi) are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, kellch leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''

The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.''

At this Soupy leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?''



:bigsmile:

kellch

Here's one:

Two blondes (kellch & Soup Nazi) are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, kellch leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''

The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.''

At this Soupy leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?''



:bigsmile:

Shannon023

Here's one:

Two blondes (kellch & Soup Nazi) are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, kellch leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''

The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.''

At this Soupy leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?''



:bigsmile:

You shoot, but you know you wubbbbbbs me! :bigsmile:

kellch

Here's one:

Two blondes (kellch & Soup Nazi) are waiting at a bus stop.

When a bus pulls up and opens the door, kellch leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''

The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.''

At this Soupy leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?''



:bigsmile:

You shoot, but you know you wubbbbbbs me! :bigsmile:

Ok Ok....I can't stay mad at you....come here you :smooched:

jamerz3294

Will the bus take kellch? ...whistles innocently and wanders off...

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

One of my gay friends always calls me his little bear. I didn't know that it had another meaning.

Nograce80

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk wrote: »

One of my gay friends always calls me his little bear. I didn't know that it had another meaning.

Lol isn't that supposed to be a cub? Isn't that like a relationship meaning, bear and his cub? I used to know a group that called themselves the bears! Nice group of men!

_John_

I want to be a goliath grouper. Because it's the closest nature gets to letting me be a largemouth bass messing with swimmers.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Nograce80 wrote: »

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk wrote: »

One of my gay friends always calls me his little bear. I didn't know that it had another meaning.

Lol isn't that supposed to be a cub? Isn't that like a relationship meaning, bear and his cub? I used to know a group that called themselves the bears! Nice group of men!