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magichatter06
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I karate chopped your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want

What's yours???:tongue:

This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............Type
out
the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your
friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you. > > Pick
the
month you were born:

January
I kicked
February
I loved
March
I karate chopped
April
I licked
May
I jumped on
June
I smelled
July
I did the Macarena With
August
I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October
I sang to
November
I yelled at
December
I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1
a birdbath
2
a monster
3
a phone
4
a fork
5
a snowman
6
a gangster
7
my mobile phone
8
my dog
9
my best friends' boyfriend
10
my neighbor
11
my science teac her
12
a banana
13
a fireman
14
a stuffed animal
15
a goat
16
a pickle
17
your mom
18
a spoon
19
- a surf board
20
a baseball bat
21
a ninja
22
Chuck Norris
23
a noodle
24
a squirrel
25
a football player
26
my sister
27
my brother
28
an iPod
29
a surfer
30
a llama
31
A homeless guy
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now:
White
because I'm cool like that
Black
because that's how I roll.
Pink
because I'm crazy.
Red
because the voices told me to.
Blue
because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green
because I think I need some serious help.
Purple
because I'm AWESOME!
Gray
because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow
because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange
because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown
because I can.
Other
because I'm a Ninja!
None
because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to
your
friends.
Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't
wait
to see what you get stuck with.................
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  • magichatter06
    magichatter06 Posts: 3,593 Member
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    I karate chopped your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want

    What's yours???:tongue:

    This is funny, don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............Type
    out
    the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your
    friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you. > > Pick
    the
    month you were born:

    January
    I kicked
    February
    I loved
    March
    I karate chopped
    April
    I licked
    May
    I jumped on
    June
    I smelled
    July
    I did the Macarena With
    August
    I had lunch with
    September----I danced with
    October
    I sang to
    November
    I yelled at
    December
    I ran over

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:
    1
    a birdbath
    2
    a monster
    3
    a phone
    4
    a fork
    5
    a snowman
    6
    a gangster
    7
    my mobile phone
    8
    my dog
    9
    my best friends' boyfriend
    10
    my neighbor
    11
    my science teac her
    12
    a banana
    13
    a fireman
    14
    a stuffed animal
    15
    a goat
    16
    a pickle
    17
    your mom
    18
    a spoon
    19
    - a surf board
    20
    a baseball bat
    21
    a ninja
    22
    Chuck Norris
    23
    a noodle
    24
    a squirrel
    25
    a football player
    26
    my sister
    27
    my brother
    28
    an iPod
    29
    a surfer
    30
    a llama
    31
    A homeless guy
    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing right now:
    White
    because I'm cool like that
    Black
    because that's how I roll.
    Pink
    because I'm crazy.
    Red
    because the voices told me to.
    Blue
    because I'm sexy and I do what I want
    Green
    because I think I need some serious help.
    Purple
    because I'm AWESOME!
    Gray
    because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
    Yellow
    because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
    Orange
    because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
    Brown
    because I can.
    Other
    because I'm a Ninja!
    None
    because I can't control myself!

    Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to
    your
    friends.
    Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't
    wait
    to see what you get stuck with.................
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    I did the macarena with a banana because the voices told me to. boogiesmilie.gif



    snickeringg.gif
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    I loved a noodle cuz that's how I roll. speedmetal.gif
  • JMAMA
    JMAMA Posts: 298 Member
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    I sang to your mom because i am crazy.
    mine wasn't very funny-i'll go change my shirt:ohwell:
  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
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    I danced with a birdbath because I'm sexy and I do what I want :noway: :laugh:
  • ticky
    ticky Posts: 38 Member
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    i yelled at a football player cuz that's how I roll.
  • Mahlia
    Mahlia Posts: 190
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    I had lunch with a pickle because Big Bird said to and he's my leader. 2107.gif
  • eriquita
    eriquita Posts: 69
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    i sang to my neighbor because I'm awesome!:bigsmile:
  • chrissyh
    chrissyh Posts: 8,235 Member
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    I did the macarena with a surfer because I am crazy.

    Mine's boring! :indifferent:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    I yelled at my mobile phone because I'm a ninja.
  • réalta
    réalta Posts: 895 Member
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    I ran over a snowman because Big Bird said to and he's my leader! :drinker:
  • kelhun1
    kelhun1 Posts: 183 Member
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    I jumped on my sister because the voices told me to. :devil:

    ***Wow, you don't even know how accurate that statement is! Whenever my sister and I used to get in trouble, we'd tell our mom, "The voices in my head told me to do it!"
  • kerrilucko
    kerrilucko Posts: 3,852 Member
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    :laugh:

    I did the Macarena With a llama because I'm AWESOME!
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
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    I licked my best friend's boyfriend because I'm cool like that. :glasses:

    ...oh my. apparently I am getting into all sorts of trouble.... :bigsmile:
  • WillPillageYourVillageForFood
    WillPillageYourVillageForFood Posts: 777 Member
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    I licked my best friends boyfriend because I think I need some serious help. :noway:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    I licked my best friends boyfriend because I think I need some serious help. :noway:

    Obviously, missmustard has no issues with that. :smokin: :laugh:
  • Cloe
    Cloe Posts: 435
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    I did the macarena with a football player because I think I need some serious help.:laugh:
  • kirstina_23
    kirstina_23 Posts: 448 Member
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    I licked a noodle cause the voices told me so. :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
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    I licked my best friends boyfriend because I think I need some serious help. :noway:

    Obviously, missmustard has no issues with that. :smokin: :laugh:

    Well you know... it's just because he had chocolate syrup on him! :smokin: :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
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    I kicked a homeless guy..because that's how I roll!!!!!!!!:laugh:

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