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  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    I ran over a baseball bat because I'm AWESOME:huh:

    I think this makes the least sense out of all of them, anna!
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I jumped on a snowman because I think I need some serious help. :glasses:
  • kelhun1
    kelhun1 Posts: 183 Member
    I kicked a homeless guy..because that's how I roll!!!!!!!!:laugh:

    Okay, I understand missmustard licking her friend's boyfriend because he was covered in chocolate...but what was the homeless guy covered in that was so irresistible? :sick:
  • kelhun1
    kelhun1 Posts: 183 Member
    Oh, wow...giving up caffeine is really bringing out the blonde in me! I see...you KICKED the homeless man, not licked him...sorry. Will drink a pop before answering anymore posts.:blushing:
  • loreeb18
    loreeb18 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Did you kick him because you were mad that he WASN'T covered in chocolate? Because that's just mean.
  • watch48win
    watch48win Posts: 1,668 Member
    I kicked my best friend's boyfriend because I'm awesome....:laugh:
  • alimassa
    alimassa Posts: 275
    I licked a stuffed animal because big bird is my leader and he told me to!
    :angry:

    YIKES!
    :laugh:

    Ali
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    I licked a homeless guy because my family thinks i am stupid anyways :laugh:
  • TrevNiel22
    TrevNiel22 Posts: 182
    I had lunch with a banana because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

    That is awesome, haha
  • bridgieNZ
    bridgieNZ Posts: 113 Member
    I danced with a mobile phone because the voices told me to

    Well the voices don't lie :happy:
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