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TheNewLK
TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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Haha just got told the cheesiest pickup line by a drugrep

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

So you go....tell me your cheesiest pickup line or ones that have been used on you

GO!!!! :drinker:
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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    Never had anybody try to pick me up. :sad:
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
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    "I will be your Burger King and you can be my Dairy Queen, if you treat me right then you can have it your way!"


    No joke, some guy said this to me!! lol
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
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    I have a routine I use on certain girls... and it works 75% of the time... :) not sure if would make sense if I write it out..
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    "I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

    Works every time.
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    Only, I got make sure that I actually have six dollars first.
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
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    "I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

    Works every time.

    what?
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
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    One of my cub scouts mom is always hitting on me and has used lines such as "Ed, you know we would make pretty babies together". And "Ed, if its cold I just have to stand by you cause you are hot". And she laughs like crazy at every single tiny joke I make. It's kind of scary really... But I try to be nice about it. You never want to hurt anyone.
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    lines dont exist for me. the most i hear is... lemme buy u a shot. oh... u like tequila... here... lemme buy u two! LOL!
  • onefitdiva
    onefitdiva Posts: 331 Member
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    A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
    Moron.
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
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    lines dont exist for me. the most i hear is... lemme buy u a shot. oh... u like tequila... here... lemme buy u two! LOL!


    LOL. I can relate to that
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
    Moron.

    This is why I love you bahahahaha
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
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    "I will be your Burger King and you can be my Dairy Queen, if you treat me right then you can have it your way!"


    No joke, some guy said this to me!! lol

    haha - just curious how did the rest of that convo go?
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
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    A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
    Moron.


    LMAO. That is why you are so awesome sweetie.
  • JennLifts
    JennLifts Posts: 1,913 Member
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    A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
    Moron.

    HAHAHAAH That's perfection.
  • gioisa75
    gioisa75 Posts: 242 Member
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    Haha just got told the cheesiest pickup line by a drugrep

    "Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

    So you go....tell me your cheesiest pickup line or ones that have been used on you

    GO!!!! :drinker:

    LOL!
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
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    The Naked Guy - works two out of three times (thank you How I Met Your Mother).
  • evonday
    evonday Posts: 141 Member
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    I love cheesy pick up lines, they're so funny! I would never take them seriously though!

    -Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
    -If you were a booger, I'd pick you!
    -Bond. James Bond.
    -Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
    -Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
    -Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
    -Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
    -Baby you're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    I'm a sucker for the line "Hello."


    :blushing:
  • Clew
    Clew Posts: 910 Member
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    I heard so many bad pickup lines I could write a book ... except I've been married for 14 years and now I can't remember any of them. :laugh:

    My least favorite opening line: I have a spider tattoo on the back of my shoulder, and guys would inevitably come up and say "Hey, you have a spider on your shoulder, ha ha ha ... "

    *crickets*
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I'm a sucker for the line "Hello."


    :blushing:

    Hello. :flowerforyou:

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