Can you score?

TheNewLK

Haha just got told the cheesiest pickup line by a drugrep

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

So you go....tell me your cheesiest pickup line or ones that have been used on you

GO!!!! :drinker:

Carl01

Never had anybody try to pick me up. :sad:

LoveleeB

"I will be your Burger King and you can be my Dairy Queen, if you treat me right then you can have it your way!"


No joke, some guy said this to me!! lol

datguy2011

I have a routine I use on certain girls... and it works 75% of the time... not sure if would make sense if I write it out..

koosdel

"I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

Works every time.

koosdel

Only, I got make sure that I actually have six dollars first.

datguy2011

"I got six dollars.. wanna split a burger?"

Works every time.

what?

SoldierDad

One of my cub scouts mom is always hitting on me and has used lines such as "Ed, you know we would make pretty babies together". And "Ed, if its cold I just have to stand by you cause you are hot". And she laughs like crazy at every single tiny joke I make. It's kind of scary really... But I try to be nice about it. You never want to hurt anyone.

mishelnkiki

lines dont exist for me. the most i hear is... lemme buy u a shot. oh... u like tequila... here... lemme buy u two! LOL!

onefitdiva

A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
Moron.

Miss_Chievous_wechange

lines dont exist for me. the most i hear is... lemme buy u a shot. oh... u like tequila... here... lemme buy u two! LOL!

LOL. I can relate to that

TheNewLK

A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
Moron.

This is why I love you bahahahaha

I_give_it_2_u_str8

"I will be your Burger King and you can be my Dairy Queen, if you treat me right then you can have it your way!"


No joke, some guy said this to me!! lol

haha - just curious how did the rest of that convo go?

Miss_Chievous_wechange

A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
Moron.

LMAO. That is why you are so awesome sweetie.

JennLifts

A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
Moron.

HAHAHAAH That's perfection.

gioisa75

Haha just got told the cheesiest pickup line by a drugrep

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

So you go....tell me your cheesiest pickup line or ones that have been used on you

GO!!!! :drinker:

LOL!

surlydave

The Naked Guy - works two out of three times (thank you How I Met Your Mother).

evonday

I love cheesy pick up lines, they're so funny! I would never take them seriously though!

-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-If you were a booger, I'd pick you!
-Bond. James Bond.
-Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
-Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
-Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
-Baby you're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

FORKDOWN

I'm a sucker for the line "Hello."


:blushing:

Clew

I heard so many bad pickup lines I could write a book ... except I've been married for 14 years and now I can't remember any of them. :laugh:

My least favorite opening line: I have a spider tattoo on the back of my shoulder, and guys would inevitably come up and say "Hey, you have a spider on your shoulder, ha ha ha ... "

*crickets*

Carl01

I'm a sucker for the line "Hello."


:blushing:

Hello. :flowerforyou:

pacmanjack

Not that I'd USE it, but one oldie but goodie is:

" I'd like to rewrite the alphabet, so U and I could be together... "

TheNewLK

Not that I'd USE it, but one oldie but goodie is:

" I'd like to rewrite the alphabet, so U and I could be together... "

cheesiest yet haha

datguy2011

The Naked Guy - works two out of three times (thank you How I Met Your Mother).

****ing right.... im only 1/1 tho...

pacmanjack

Not that I'd USE it, but one oldie but goodie is:

" I'd like to rewrite the alphabet, so U and I could be together... "

cheesiest yet haha

:bigsmile:

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TheNewLK

I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.

haha BYN all I saw was blowing LOL :devil:

datguy2011

1- Is that a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them...
2- Did It hurt? when you fell from heaven?
3- Was your dad a criminal? cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes...
4- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

and one of my most favorities yet I've never used it...

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that *kitten*.

Scott613

1) I wanna bag you like some groceries.
2) Look at you all dressed up from work
3)Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
4)Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

pacmanjack

I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.

haha BYN all I saw was blowing LOL :devil:

^ This

rorosaw

A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
Moron.

You RULE!