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  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    Not that I'd USE it, but one oldie but goodie is:

    " I'd like to rewrite the alphabet, so U and I could be together... "
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    Not that I'd USE it, but one oldie but goodie is:

    " I'd like to rewrite the alphabet, so U and I could be together... "


    cheesiest yet haha
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
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    The Naked Guy - works two out of three times (thank you How I Met Your Mother).


    ****ing right.... im only 1/1 tho... :)
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    Not that I'd USE it, but one oldie but goodie is:

    " I'd like to rewrite the alphabet, so U and I could be together... "


    cheesiest yet haha

    :bigsmile:
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.


    haha BYN all I saw was blowing LOL :devil:
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
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    1- Is that a mirror in your pants? I can see myself in them...
    2- Did It hurt? when you fell from heaven?
    3- Was your dad a criminal? cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes...
    4- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

    and one of my most favorities yet I've never used it...

    Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that *kitten*.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    1) I wanna bag you like some groceries.
    2) Look at you all dressed up from work
    3)Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
    4)Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
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    I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.


    haha BYN all I saw was blowing LOL :devil:

    ^ This
  • rorosaw
    rorosaw Posts: 360 Member
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    A guy once told me I was sweet and delicately compared me to sugar.....then asked if I would stick my tongue in his drink and sweeten it up for him. I did....then I drank it and handed him the empty glass before walking away.
    Moron.

    You RULE!
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    1) I wanna bag you like some groceries.




    Bahahahahaha
  • I_give_it_2_u_str8
    I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
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    its all in good fun - some girls take it way too seriously!

    its a good way to figure out which girls are playful/witty - breaking the ice isn't the easiest thing, some girls forget that because they dont <b>typically </b> initiate conversation.
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
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    The Naked Guy - works two out of three times (thank you How I Met Your Mother).

    hahaha
  • DorkothyParker
    DorkothyParker Posts: 618 Member
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    I know a lot of cheesy lines, but I've never heard anyone legitimately use one before. Is that real? Do people really do that?
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
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    1) I wanna bag you like some groceries.
    2) Look at you all dressed up from work
    3)Did you fart? Because you just blew me away
    4)Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

    o - m - g
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
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    I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.


    haha BYN all I saw was blowing LOL :devil:

    haha I read this the same way as well. :laugh:
  • Clew
    Clew Posts: 910 Member
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    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

    Oh my word! I just threw up in my mouth a little!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
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    Best one ever done to me..........

    a stunner walks up licks my face and says "if your lucky that will be your C0ck later"

    needless to say i tripped over my feet chasing her all night..........................
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
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    I don't recall the lines used on me, but one of my male friends told me once that I was the Muhammed Ali of blowing off guys.


    haha BYN all I saw was blowing LOL :devil:

    ^ This

    HA!!! blowing off... as in making them leave rejected... not, never mind :blushing:

    OMG I MADE YOU BLUSH!!!! Never thunk it!!

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