Things I've learned from MFP Forums

liftingbro

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.


#2- 1 pound of fat = 1 pound of muscle.


#3- Gaining weight when attempting to lose weight is because of muscle gain. Not this:


vent over, thanks.

mrschappet

Hey in our defense.. our bodies are very complicated.... just like our personalities LOL ;-)

elsham

This is how you know you've been on MFP for more than a few months. Or maybe you just catch on quickly...

bunchesonothing

Hey in our defense.. our bodies are very complicated.... just like our personalities LOL ;-)

Everyone's body is complicated.

Heather75

I like this very much.

Gilbrod

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.

LMAO!!!!!!!!

JMCade

oh geez! men gripe about their crap too. get over it.

chevy88grl

What I have learned:

Men who know exactly how many TOM threads women have posted need to step away from their pc more often.

Why would men give a hoot about TOM threads? And why would they read them to know if we are clueless about our own bodies or not?

Hmm.

LoveleeB

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.

I wanna shoot myself whenever I hear about TOM. Seriously, get over it...fact of life.

tammyr76

Seeing TOM post drives me crazy,,we know it's gonna happen why B**** about it and blame our eating on it...Suck it up and deal with it...True some women have harder times dealing than others,if so go see your gyno he/she can possibly help if it is heavy or painful..I personally get tired of knowing when every women on Mfp is having Tom...

MrsCon40

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.

I wanna shoot myself whenever I hear about TOM. Seriously, get over it...fact of life.

I would also like to shoot myself when I see TOM posts. Do we women not b*tch enough about every g-d thing under the sun?

123456654321

lol

....#1 doesn't bug me so much because muscle DOES weigh more then fat......per volume.

....also as far as TOM goes, figuring out whats normal/not normal can sometimes be tricky because it's different for everyone. So I have patience for that too.

But #3? Yeah.....

SiltyPigeon

The difference between men and women is that women TRY to figure out their bodily functions. With men there are 3 solutions to any problem: ignore it, duct it, or chop it off.

Lizzy_Sunflower

Thank you for the visual aides.... very helpful indeed

taso42_DELETED

#4. math is just like, your opinion man.

BEERRUNNER

:bigsmile: Taht I am awesome and have legendary tan!

123456654321

#4. math is just like, your opinion man.

...and science is useless.

lsd007

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.


#2- 1 pound of fat = 1 pound of muscle.


#3- Gaining weight when attempting to lose weight is because of muscle gain. Not this:


vent over, thanks.

This is excellent.

yanicka

i love you

Shannon023

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.

We've not met, but I {{heart}} you! :flowerforyou:

Remind me to buy you a bloody mary one day! :laugh:

ilookthetype

I am a freaking superhero everymonth for a few days, I don't feel the need to ask about it, I have no idea why other women don't seem to remember how it works month-to-month.

FearAnLoathing

I am a freaking superhero everymonth for a few days, I don't feel the need to ask about it, I have no idea why other women don't seem to remember how it works month-to-month.

hahaha my thoughts exactly

TheNewLK

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.


#2- 1 pound of fat = 1 pound of muscle.


#3- Gaining weight when attempting to lose weight is because of muscle gain. Not this:




vent over, thanks.

This is excellent.

But there will still be another TOM thread ...... give it 30 minutes.....*sighs*

SiltyPigeon

#5. Grammar is for Loosers.

BIGBATBASTARD

#1- Inspite of being around 200,000 years and living with it for most of their lives, women still are clueless about their own body functions. Evidance: 25 TOM threads per day.

I wanna shoot myself whenever I hear about TOM. Seriously, get over it...fact of life.

I would also like to shoot myself when I see TOM posts. Do we women not b*tch enough about every g-d thing under the sun?

I love how this is a complaint but you ladies never complain about all the meat and nut jokes in your mouth!!!
I LOVE YOU LADIES!! I wish we all could be married!

erickirb

I disagree with #3, 100%. When trying to lose weight, you will not gain muscle (or very little) as you need to be in a caloric surplus to gain muscle. 99% of the time you actually lose muscle while losing weight. Lifting heavy and eating protein will limit the amount of muscle loss. But I can assure you, unless you are a genetic anomaly, or just starting weight training, you will not gain muscle while in a caloric deficit.

Carl01

Hey in our defense.. our bodies are very complicated.... just like our personalities LOL ;-)

elsham

And what's worse, they act like we don't get TOM too...

Oh, you poor thing. Why don't you start a thread and btch about it too?

mrschappet

What I have learned:

Men who know exactly how many TOM threads women have posted need to step away from their pc more often.

ROFL :laugh:

mrschappet

Hey in our defense.. our bodies are very complicated.... just like our personalities LOL ;-)

EXACTLY!!! LMAO

End6ame

I disagree with #3, 100%. When trying to lose weight, you will not gain muscle (or very little) as you need to be in a caloric surplus to gain muscle. 99% of the time you actually lose muscle while losing weight. Lifting heavy and eating protein will limit the amount of muscle loss. But I can assure you, unless you are a genetic anomaly, or just starting weight training, you will not gain muscle while in a caloric deficit.

He was being sarcastic.