HELP!

SimplyFreckled

ok, folks.. I am in a pickle!

I want to drink out of my water bottle, but it has this white thing on the top...

I am really thursty and I just don't know what to do!!

MrsCon40

I recommend getting a really sharp knife and cutting the bottle in half. Then you have twice as much water to drink!

FearAnLoathing

first things first you gonna need a hacksaw

TDGee

Is it hard or soft?

killagb

ok, folks.. I am in a pickle!

I want to drink out of my water bottle, but it has this white thing on the top...

I am really thursty and I just don't know what to do!!

That white thing is your finger. Move it out of the way and thank me later.

taso42_DELETED

This is a really tough dilemma. I suggest you cut out all carbs, especially after 3. And eat protein. That should solve the problem.

anubis609

Close your eyes and shake it vigorously up and down until it comes out.

Kolohe71

Your problem is that you're holding it upsidedown. The white thing is a cup. You hold the bottle with that on the BOTTOM and when you unscrew it, it is automatically filled by the bottle.

taso42_DELETED

Your problem is that you're holding it upsidedown. The white thing is a cup. You hold the bottle with that on the BOTTOM and when you unscrew it, it is automatically filled by the bottle.

everybody knows that is a myth which is spread by the cup lobbyists.

ajk828

just take the bottle shaft firmly in your left hand, use two fingers to gently rotate that white cap until you feel it start to give a little before putting it in between your lips and feel that delicious liquid burst delicious goodness down your throat. Repeat until satisfied.

anubis609

Plank. Owl. Cone. ??? Profit.

SimplyFreckled

you have all been so helpful, but you don't get it. I am really thursty!!!

Ajontheguitar

take paper clip from desk, take abotu 10 minutes penetrating (hehe) the bottom. Then when you finally do, take a large saucer and take the water in this bowl. Subsequently, the bottle will soon be empty. Once this has beend one, take a hacksaw and cut the cap off. Fill with water and try and drink it before it spills out of the bottomless bottle.

McGuyverIfHeWereHigh.

CakeFit21

This is the kind of situation where my husband would say, "...first you have to take your pants off"

killagb

you have all been so helpful, but you don't get it. I am really thursty!!!

Then you obviously should eat more fiber. *edit* Oh yeah, also eat back your exercise calories, when you don't your water bottle goes into starvation mode.

Lizzy_Sunflower

This is the kind of situation where my husband would say, "...first you have to take your pants off"

I like the way your husband thinks

CassieLEO

just take the bottle shaft firmly in your left hand, use two fingers to gently rotate that white cap until you feel it start to give a little before putting it in between your lips and feel that delicious liquid burst delicious goodness down your throat. Repeat until satisfied.

BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kolohe71

you have all been so helpful, but you don't get it. I am really thursty!!!

Ohh... I missed that part. In that case you're gonna need a can of whipped cream, an old pair of pantyhose and a dead chicken...

SeattleLady

FreckleFace... you really have your own language and groupees don't you? I am so confused. But oh well... Love ya!

taso42_DELETED

This is the kind of situation where my husband would say, "...first you have to take your pants off"

That covers pretty much any situation you could ever be in, except for going to the dentist. I HATE waking up at the dentist office with my pants unbuttoned.

Ashley_Panda

It's a nipple. It's called a baby bottle.