10 BEST DIET SECRETS THE INDUSTRY DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

taso42_DELETED
taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
edited October 1 in Chit-Chat
PSA: When the topic looks like this, it's usually rubbish. Shame on you for clicking here. :tongue:

yeah, a little bored on a Saturday afternoon
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  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    I feel so ashamed...
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    Hmph...i assumed my friend Taso would never let me down...hence why i opened it!

    Thats MY excuse!
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 574 Member
    Don't know what you are talking about I was never here!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    bollocks
  • JulieBoBoo
    JulieBoBoo Posts: 642
    spanked!
  • babydull
    babydull Posts: 727 Member
    Damn. I was hoping it would be

    1. Drink water
    2. Exercise
    3. Don't eat a whole Dominos pizza every day.
    4. Don't buy diet pills.

    Etc.
  • maryd523
    maryd523 Posts: 661 Member
    Damn it, you got me!
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I was gonna say, YOU, of all people, posted a topic like this? Ha! Good one, taso.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    PSA: When the topic looks like this, it's usually rubbish. Shame on you for clicking here. :tongue:

    yeah, a little bored on a Saturday afternoon
    No it's not.

    I actually know the secrets but if I tell them anybody about them a team of ninjas will be released to track me down and force me to eat nothing but doughnuts and pizzas.

    :laugh:
  • mamaredhead
    mamaredhead Posts: 112
    seems like we've been taso-rolled! ;-)

    *lol*
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    1st RULE: You have to talk about MFP.

    2nd RULE: You HAVE TO talk about MFP.

    3rd RULE: If someone binges, starves himself or quits the diet isn't over. You can always start again tomorrow.

    4th RULE: There is NO one correct answer. Respect individual approaches.

    5th RULE: One day at a time.

    6th RULE: No water = improper hydration.

    7th RULE: Diets will go on as long as they have to...aka: forever. (Hence the "lifestyle change" moniker.)

    8th RULE: If this is your first night at MFP, you HAVE to kick @$$.
  • bobbybdoe
    bobbybdoe Posts: 472 Member
    I was expecting some noob affiliate marketer spamming his links to be the author of this thread.
  • JDArrant
    JDArrant Posts: 11 Member
    what?! no secrets to healthy lifestyle? I have to eat right and be active. Absurd. :)
  • TheNewLK
    TheNewLK Posts: 933 Member
    Damn I thought I was going to get to scold you!! Good One!
  • tramaine81
    tramaine81 Posts: 113 Member
    LOL!!!!
  • happysongbird
    happysongbird Posts: 10
    ha ha ha ha ha. That sounds like something my husband would say. Made my day!
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
    But I just ate a salad that I didn't enjoy. Don't I have to binge uncontrollably now?
  • IMYarnCraz33
    IMYarnCraz33 Posts: 1,016 Member
    ROFL!!
    I was like oh goodie... another spammmmer lol (locks topic)
  • lil_missfit
    lil_missfit Posts: 565 Member
    Lol!!! Funny:)) yeah you're bored and we all just got punked:)) good one:))
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Haha, I totally only clicked on it because I figured it was some sort of joke :)
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    Shame on me!
  • Dinob661
    Dinob661 Posts: 251 Member
    Well....you got me.... clicked on it outa curiosity. :P
  • NewVonnie
    NewVonnie Posts: 683 Member
    I just clicked so I could look at your cute face..lol :)
  • unmitigatedbadassery
    unmitigatedbadassery Posts: 653 Member
    We just got Rick Rolled on MFP. I feel dirty.
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
    WHAT?!?! You mean the "secret" isn't HCG?!?! NOW I'm pissed!
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,422 Member
    No, you didn't get me...I was bored too and hoping to get to laugh at and/or heckle someone. Now I'm just disappointed. :-(
  • Simply_Christine
    Simply_Christine Posts: 21
    Tease!
  • sweetheart37
    sweetheart37 Posts: 174
    Damn. I was hoping it would be

    1. Drink water
    2. Exercise
    3. Don't eat a whole Dominos pizza every day.
    4. Don't buy diet pills.

    Etc.
    love it girl
  • sweetheart37
    sweetheart37 Posts: 174
    PSA: When the topic looks like this, it's usually rubbish. Shame on you for clicking here. :tongue:

    yeah, a little bored on a Saturday afternoon
    No it's not.

    I actually know the secrets but if I tell them anybody about them a team of ninjas will be released to track me down and force me to eat nothing but doughnuts and pizzas.

    :laugh: lmao great one :)
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    10) You can do do it without any of their fancy, overpriced products.
    9) Enriched does not mean "healthy"
    8) Fiber is a better "Cleanse" than that stuff on the shelf.
    7) Water will help you more than "Vitamin/Electrolyte/FancySchmancy" beverage.
    6) Machines at the gym are for the gym's convenience, not your health. (Free Weights FTW)
    5) That pill you just paid $1 each for is just sugar and cornstarch.
    4) Fruits and Veggies are better for you than that high fiber candy bar.
    3) Eating healthy doesn't mean buying expensive "100 calorie" packs.
    2) Exercising will "tone" you up more than any quick fix product on the market.
    1) You are your own best motivator.

    Fixed that for you Taso.
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