Please dress me in a white trash style...
voluptas63
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So. Going to a party on Saturday "White Trash Bash" (don't even START with me on being PC. I do not care.) I'm sure I've got something in my closet, I have some family living in trailer parks. I'm sure white trash resides wtihin me. Oh and I brew beer and I've drank moonshine and everclear. So I'm guessing I'm already pretty white trash:) But I don't think I dress white trash.
Sooooo how can I dress to make YOUR white trash dreams come true?
Sooooo how can I dress to make YOUR white trash dreams come true?
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Just because you live in a trailer park, doesn't confirm your white trash. However some good suggestions would be some jean shorts, high heels and a tube top, of course horrible makeup choices and ratted aqua net style hair.0
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you have to have a shirt with at least 2 holes(not inlcuding neck and armholes lol) that has a wizard or unicorn with lightening in the back ground, or a nascar shirt but it has to be dirty and wrinkly. Cut off jean shorts or holy sweats, old sneakers without laces, or if you are wearing sweats it can be just old sneakers. If at all possible a mullet wig! haha what fun! my brother just had a 90's party.0
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mullet, stained and torn wife beater, fake farmers tan, cut off jeans!!!!!!! YEAH!! lol oh and make it look like a tooth is missing (;0
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Nasty grey sweat pants pulled up on your calf. And just an old grubby over sized t-shirt that looks like you may of slept in it for a few days.
Cut off jeans with the strings hanging all over and a really tight tank top or t-shirt and make sure your belly shows. definetely NO BRA!0 -
White trash bash!?!?! THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!!!!0
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Blue eye shadow with thick eye liner with red lipstick!!!0
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puffy fluffy hair, missing a front tooth, fake longgggg nails.0
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Think about the movie "Joe Dirt"
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Cutoff shorts (make 'em short..white trash LOVES short cutoffs), tube top, blue eyeshadow up to your brows for sure. Super bright red lips are a must, as well. Tease your hair super tall. Then get a baby doll and carry it around while also holding a beer and a cigarette (lol..sorry, but I'm allowed..I've got white trash in my veins, haha) Then put a raisin over one tooth so it looks like you got into a bar fight. Oh! Have someone draw a tattoo on you with markers. It should be someone's Nascar number or it should say "free bird" or something. Maybe "Jethro Tull for Prez".0
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Love it! That's hilarious! I agree with all of the above
I would say: wife beater, pink (or brightly colored) bra straps sticking out, cut off shorts, and ratted out hair. But I do love the Nascar shirt idea too...maybe cut it off short and cut the sleeves shorter and make the neck hole bigger...think early 90's style Above all...have fun! 0 -
haha. My friend just did this type of party a couple months ago. Here's what she did.
High heeled shoes, jeans that had been cut into shorts, a wife beater with holes in it and grease stains, she made her hair look almost like a rats nest, and she applied makeup to look like she got a huge bruise on her face.
She also added some extra padding under her shirt to have the "preggo" look. She had a beer in 1 hand and a fake cigarette in the other.
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Girl, that is hilarious! Try a sleeveless t-shirt cut just above your belly button. Cut a slit in the neckline down to the middle of your cleavage, or farther if you dare. Use scissors, a knife or razor -- your pick. Then put on some short, Daisy Duke style cut-off jeans with a white belt (make sure the shorts are tight enough to reveal a muffin-top). But, don't stop there....cut slits in Daisy Duke's right at the center of the thigh all the way up to the waistline (again, use scissors, a knife or razor -- your choice). Then, top (or bottom) it off with white ankle socks and white sneakers. Ta da!!!
I didn't make this up. I actually saw a woman at the grocery store dressed like this.
Oh, and for those of you who may post after me "don't even START with me on being PC. I do not care."0 -
So. Going to a party on Saturday "White Trash Bash" (don't even START with me on being PC. I do not care.) I'm sure I've got something in my closet, I have some family living in trailer parks. I'm sure white trash resides wtihin me. Oh and I brew beer and I've drank moonshine and everclear. So I'm guessing I'm already pretty white trash:) But I don't think I dress white trash.
Sooooo how can I dress to make YOUR white trash dreams come true?
go to peopleofwalmart.com. I bet you'll find plenty of ideas there. :laugh:0 -
Wait just a second. Im going through my family album on FB. There should be several ideas in there!0
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Do you have a hair crimper?0
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LOL I dunno how to dress white trash, but I dressed up as a chav once for fancy dress and it was loads of fun xD I then got lifted by the police (really long story) while dressed as a chav, and I'm pretty sure the orange make up/tracky bottoms and hoodie did not help xD0
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80's style white wash "holy" jeans, dirty sneakers, camouflage shirt, dirty, ratted hair up in a pony tail while wearing a "beer brand" ie budweiser hat, makeup needs to be done obnoxious and smudgy black eyes!0
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Y'all just became my favorite people ever.0
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Do you have a hair crimper?
Hello? I was made in the 80s.0 -
Why do I feel like this Party is taking place in Louisiana?? LOL!!! (PS - I live in Louisiana)0
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This sounds like so much fun! I agree with some previous posters~ Ratted aqua net hair, horrible make up, cut off jean shorts and do the missing tooth thing......very classy!:laugh:
Oh...and I want to see pics when you're all "dolled" up!!0 -
+ no pants.
Sexy.0 -
lol, this yotch lives in Iowa! 0
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Well Louisiana could give you LOTS of inspiration! LOL!!0
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Are you having the party in a cornfield?lol, this yotch lives in Iowa!
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A mullet is a MUST!0
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lol, this yotch lives in Iowa!
hey im in iowa too lol, and NO we dont party in cornfields... Not very often
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Don't forget a pack of Marlboro Reds or Generic cigarettes.0
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It all depends on what flavour of WT you're going for --
Are you young WT driving your expired-registration 1989 Dodge Spirit to the local dive bar? Then you wear really ugly sandal-ish heels, cut off shorts (SHORT AND TIGHT), black bra, white wife beater, frosty pink lipstick and loooong fake nails. Your hair is as high as your debt.
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Are you the WT SAHM watching Maury and yelling at Bodean and Tanqueray to quit harassin' them damn dawgs from the couch? Because then you'll need dirty, beat up keds sneakers, no laces, no socks, sweatpants that have the knees all streched out on them like you've slept in them for a few days, and an oversized teeshirt from a casino or has a Bald Eagle with an American flag superimposed over it. Carry a beat up cigarette case. Bonus points if your sweats are too small.
PS Brewing makes you a rockstar, not WT.0 -
Go as a cross between Amy Winehouse, Peggy Bundy from Married with Children and Joy Turner from My Name is Earl...0
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