Please dress me in a white trash style...

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  • bluevwgurl
    bluevwgurl Posts: 220 Member
    wife beater, red bra, (belly hanging out is optional) (you know...oh no she didnt!!!) jean overall shorts. or jean shorts and whale tail. black hightop shoes (velcro strap is a must!) and hair rocking a pony tail. black eyeliner on thick (make curly cues out the sides if you wish) and chipped nail polish. or just a tshirt that says "joes girl" or whatever your mans name is. lol. that cracks me up. i see it at our walmart on a daily basis. under my breath i say "oh no she didnt"
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    Two years ago my husband and I went to a halloween party as a "white trash couple". I wore jeans and a tank top but I had a doll I carried around a some fake nasty teeth. I also had a fake pregnant belly. I found a wig online that was called "trailer trixie". Oh, and I used black eye shadow to give myself a black eye, which I was told looked authentic.

    My husband got a trucker hat that had long hair sewn into it. He wore a flannel with the sleeves cut off and a stained wifebeater underneath. He stuffed his shirt to make it look like he had a beer belly. I found some huge fake tattoos that we both wore.

    The costumes were a HUGE hit!!! The party sounds like a blast!!!!!
  • thegymbunny
    thegymbunny Posts: 602 Member
    Google britney spears-white trash!

    I'm sure something would come up. She had a few rough years
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Wear lots and lots of blush... on the back of your neck. :wink:
  • stangma
    stangma Posts: 211 Member
    The WT guide is available at People of Wal-Mart.com I seriously CAN NOT BELIEVE people leave their homes looking like THAT :>/
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
    GO-GO BOOTS
  • ItsMeLori
    ItsMeLori Posts: 346
    Don't forget to go braless lol
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    White tank with stains, no bra and daisy dukes. Oh and a tatoo that says "My Daddy Loves Me"
  • joyfulthanks
    joyfulthanks Posts: 155
    All good. Also, do not shave your legs/pits for a few days/weeks.
  • joyfulthanks
    joyfulthanks Posts: 155
    Bonus points for a t-shirt displaying the names of all 53 members of a pre-1995 high school graduating class.
  • joyfulthanks
    joyfulthanks Posts: 155
    Oh, and please do make sure that your heart-covered thong is properly visible above the back of your cut-off jean shorts.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Hickeys on your neck and chest
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    heh... this is pretty much the best list ever.
  • Chunkabutt83
    Chunkabutt83 Posts: 461
    The WT guide is available at People of Wal-Mart.com I seriously CAN NOT BELIEVE people leave their homes looking like THAT :>/

    OMG, i effing love that website, i laugh so hard everytime i look!!!
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