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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
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    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.

    it does?????.... so i guess that i cant count the corn in the whiskey as a daily vegetable........ or can i?
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
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    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!


    No no. You read it on the internet and everything on the internet is truth.
  • sophjakesmom
    sophjakesmom Posts: 904 Member
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    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    I like your thinking!!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!
    No no. You read it on the internet and everything on the internet is truth.
    I'm gonna need a link...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    Unless your teeth feel like they're covered in soft luxuriant fur, and you think they're making a buzzing noise, chances are your Vodka intake is insufficiently low.

    Doctors recommend additional intake of Absinth in these circumstances, and spinning around in a circle with your eyes closed. When the green fairy appears you're back on course.

    It's important to remember that reality is a hallucination induced by lack of alcohol


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  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    It's important to remember that reality is a hallucination induced by lack of alcohol
    O.M.G.
    I seriously need to increase my vodka intake. I must be dehydrated. I'm hallucinating this boring conference call!
  • akaChuck
    akaChuck Posts: 233 Member
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    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    You can never drink enough, try mixing it in drinks if straight up isn't doing it for you.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    You can never drink enough, try mixing it in drinks if straight up isn't doing it for you.
    You mean like mixing light and dark alcohol? Genius!
  • Michellerw1
    Michellerw1 Posts: 367
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    If you drink "too much" vodka your body will burn all the calories you have taken in by seizuring, dry-heaving, emotionally crying for now reason, and healing your liver that you will come out ahead! Especially if you mix it with a metabolism-boosting energy drink.

    A+ Thumbs up!
  • tj1376
    tj1376 Posts: 1,402 Member
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    Quoted - When the green fairy appears you're back on course.


    Clearly I have not been drinking enough of my daily required Vodka - I have never seen the green fairy.......I will have to do better about that. Vodka is after all the breakfast and dinner of champions. And great dieters.
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
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    WTF. I need to go back to bed. Or start drinking.
    Drinking. It's Friday.
    drinking in bed...


    I spill :(

    Well quick! Lick it up, you burn tons more calories that way!!!!
  • lbgano
    lbgano Posts: 234
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    So MFP recommends I get 8 cups of water a day, but I'm all out of water. Can I drink vodka instead? Is it possible to drink too much vodka? Or should I only drink it when I'm thirsty?

    You can never drink enough, try mixing it in drinks if straight up isn't doing it for you.
    You mean like mixing light and dark alcohol? Genius!

    NO!! If you drink light and dark alcohol mixed you will become FROZEN IN TIME.
  • lbgano
    lbgano Posts: 234
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    Vodka is a good choice. Clear alcohol makes you younger, whereas dark alcohol ages you. So stay away from the whiskey.
    Absolutely...because I read it in a book; therefore, it must be true!
    No no. You read it on the internet and everything on the internet is truth.
    I'm gonna need a link...

    http://bukowski.net/

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