What NOT to say to your wife...

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  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
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    This thread made me :laugh: .
    I'm glad I'm not the only with a stupid husband.:wink:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    If Turkey went to war with Chile, which one would Greece want to win?
  • TabithaCheesecake
    TabithaCheesecake Posts: 652 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    How did u find this thread from 2008?! Omg

    First thing not to say to your wife is "no"

    call her a pig also. thats a big no-no

    Hahahahahaha that made me almost choke on tea. I think you could be right. Probably not best if one wants to have two nuts at the end of the day.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    TabithaCheesecake wrote: »
    I have it on good authority, two is the ideal. One is roomy and three is overcrowded. But not packing myself, I cannot be one hundred percent sure.

    Hmmmm
    Wha???
    Uhhhhh

    Testicles, brah.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
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    "Oh, do whatever you want."

    Doesn't mean ....

    "Oh, do whatever you want."
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
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    I try to not say anything at all to her anymore. It's like the Miranda rights. "You have the right to remain silent and refuse to answer questions. Anything you say WILL be used against you in the court of WIFE".
    If I do my best to not to talk to her, then she can only be mad at me for shutting the *kitten* up. Seems the most logical action to me since I'm already in trouble anyhow.
  • TabithaCheesecake
    TabithaCheesecake Posts: 652 Member
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    km8907 wrote: »
    competecompetecompete wrote: »
    TabithaCheesecake wrote: »
    I have it on good authority, two is the ideal. One is roomy and three is overcrowded. But not packing myself, I cannot be one hundred percent sure.

    Hmmmm
    Wha???
    Uhhhhh

    Testicles, brah.

    Thank you
  • rae1721
    rae1721 Posts: 332 Member
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    Tell her your gf looks better in whatever she's wearing.
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
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    rae1721 wrote: »
    Tell her your gf looks better in whatever she's wearing.

    Especially if it's the same/similar outfit.

    Didn't read all the pages but I hope "it's not the jeans that make you look fat" made it at least once.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Yes! Yes your *kitten* looks fat in that

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