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For sale: mrphil86

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  • Hannahluux
    Hannahluux Posts: 21
    $250 and 4 cases of rum! :')
  • CommittohealthCHANGED
    CommittohealthCHANGED Posts: 436 Member
    If that include back rubs cause my back is sore. I bid $300. 00 and 2 cases of rum
  • laureneva15
    laureneva15 Posts: 280
    Can't I just take him for free? I am a poor uni student you know :(

    however, if he is good with assignments/exams I am willing to pay $350 and 2 bottles of Candian Club (cos rum sucks!)
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    These women have no idea what a man who can do all that and look pretty is worth!

    10000.00 & a years supply of rum

    Amateurs....do you have any idea how much I pay my maid, babysitter and gardener a month? Plus he's pretty!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    These women have no idea what a man who can do all that and look pretty is worth!

    10000.00 & a years supply of rum

    Amateurs....do you have any idea how much I pay my maid, babysitter and gardener a month? Plus he's pretty!

    ROFL, :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
  • StellaBby10
    StellaBby10 Posts: 108
    PFFT!!!!

    $20,000.00 & a LIFETIME supply of rum... .. I need my nails painted as well so if he can do that then he gets a bottle of tequila for a tip
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    1_up! WTH! I'm gone 1 night & you put our minion up for auction!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I do have one very important question 1_up, this can make or break the deal....will he eat my exercise calories for me?
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    I do have one very important question 1_up, this can make or break the deal....will he eat my exercise calories for me?

    :laugh:

    I have somebody to do all that junk for me, what I need is a man who will LISTEN! and maybe trim my hubbies bushes into that elephant looking thing?
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    1_up for got to mention he is especially partial to heels and skirts, for full disclosure... which he looks really smokin' in! :D
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    1_up for got to mention he is especially partial to heels and skirts, for full disclosure... which he looks really smokin' in! :D

    Yes! This is true!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    I do have one very important question 1_up, this can make or break the deal....will he eat my exercise calories for me?

    Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    1_up for got to mention he is especially partial to heels and skirts, for full disclosure... which he looks really smokin' in! :D

    Yes! This is true!

    I actually prefer him to wear a skirt and heels while he's dusting my house...
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    1_up for got to mention he is especially partial to heels and skirts, for full disclosure... which he looks really smokin' in! :D

    Yes! This is true!

    I actually prefer him to wear a skirt and heels while he's dusting my house...
    Haha! Beach! With just a little booty cheek showing...
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Just to clarify. He'll do it all! Eat exercise calories, wear a shirt/heels etc etc! Bidding ends at noon est! 1 1/2 hours!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Last bid was 20,000 and a lifetime supply of rum.....

    So I will have to go 45,369.75 and not only a lifetime supply of rum, but stock in bacardi
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    1_up for got to mention he is especially partial to heels and skirts, for full disclosure... which he looks really smokin' in! :D

    Yes! This is true!

    I actually prefer him to wear a skirt and heels while he's dusting my house...
    Haha! Beach! With just a little booty cheek showing...

    I'd do this while singing "It's raining men" if you wanted me to.
  • StellaBby10
    StellaBby10 Posts: 108
    i WILL win this one... $50,000.01 & lifetime supply of anything from SPEC'S LIQUOR
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    1_up for got to mention he is especially partial to heels and skirts, for full disclosure... which he looks really smokin' in! :D

    Yes! This is true!

    I actually prefer him to wear a skirt and heels while he's dusting my house...
    Haha! Beach! With just a little booty cheek showing...

    I'd do this while singing "It's raining men" if you wanted me to.

    I actually prefer when men just look pretty, when they speak that usually ruins it for me!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    1_up for got to mention he is especially partial to heels and skirts, for full disclosure... which he looks really smokin' in! :D

    Yes! This is true!

    I actually prefer him to wear a skirt and heels while he's dusting my house...
    Haha! Beach! With just a little booty cheek showing...

    I'd do this while singing "It's raining men" if you wanted me to.

    I actually prefer when men just look pretty, when they speak that usually ruins it for me!
    I'll throw in a free muzzle, but don't tell 1_up! He'd kill me for giving anything away!
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I want in on this.

    $51000 and a lifetime of booze
  • StellaBby10
    StellaBby10 Posts: 108
    I want in on this.

    $51000 and a lifetime of booze

    DARN YOU!! $51,000.25 and my lifetime supply of any alcohol you want still stands
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    "I'll throw in a free muzzle, but don't tell 1_up! He'd kill me for away! "

    Free....FREE?! Ya ok that is coming out of your cookie money! :D
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I want in on this.

    $51000 and a lifetime of booze

    DARN YOU!! $51,000.25 and my lifetime supply of any alcohol you want still stands

    $51,001 and the lifetime of alcohol :)
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    "I'll throw in a free muzzle, but don't tell 1_up! He'd kill me for away! "

    Free....FREE?! Ya ok that is coming out of your cookie money! :D
    Soooo worth it to put a muzzle on Phil!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    ok 60,000.00 and how about a buy you a rum manufacturing company?
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    ok 60,000.00 and how about a buy you a rum manufacturing company?

    SOLD. Phil, you belong to beachgirl now. Nice doing business with you :D
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    ok 60,000.00 and how about a buy you a rum manufacturing company?

    SOLD. Phil, you belong to beachgirl now. Nice doing business with you :D
    You didn't put that in writing did you?
  • StellaBby10
    StellaBby10 Posts: 108
    ok 60,000.00 and how about a buy you a rum manufacturing company?

    SOLD. Phil, you belong to beachgirl now. Nice doing business with you :D

    HAHAHA WAIT!!! you were supposed to say "going once, going twice" first )=
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
    CRAPPPPPP.

    I woke up at 11:30 CT

    Ugh.

    Now who will clean my toilet and do my homework. Life is over as I thought it was going to be. :sad:
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