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For sale: mrphil86

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  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    I have a Mrphil86 for sale. Your purchase will be for a 3 day duration. He cooks, cleans, knits and "anything" else you'd want for him to do. The bids start at 5 dollars and a bottle of rum per mrphil86. There will be a 20% broker fee assessed to this transaction for my troubles. Bid in 25 cent increments! HAPPY BIDDING

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    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/mrphil86
    As long as they have 5 dollars and a bottle of rum... I'm game!

    "3 day duration" he will be available again in 3 days. He banked 60k and a rum factory! I get 20% assessed, so add 12k to that figure :D
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
    Thank goodness for the fine print.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    The only reason I bid was to rid phil of the oppressive 1_up!

    You are free phil, free I tell ya!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    MrPhil has unfortunately exceeded my budget...
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    The only reason I bid was to rid phil of the oppressive 1_up!

    You are free phil, free I tell ya!
    Don't you know, it was a huge ponzi scheme! They are halfway to Mexico by now...
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    The only reason I bid was to rid phil of the oppressive 1_up!

    You are free phil, free I tell ya!

    Wow... you resorted to name calling now.... I thought we were friends :/
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I just said you were being oppressive, JS called you a ponzi!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    But he knows I'm proud of him for hatching such an impressive scheme!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    The only reason I bid was to rid phil of the oppressive 1_up!

    You are free phil, free I tell ya!
    Don't you know, it was a huge ponzi scheme! They are halfway to Mexico by now...
    shhh...
    You just don't know when to zip it do you!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    I just said you were being oppressive, JS called you a ponzi!

    Ones actions doesn't excuse anothers.... being labeled oppressive isn't exactly a compliment!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I'm sorry, please accept my sincerest apologies? :flowerforyou: :drinker:
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Water under the bridge :D
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Thank you! What's a little human trafficking amongst friends?
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    The only reason I bid was to rid phil of the oppressive 1_up!

    You are free phil, free I tell ya!
    Don't you know, it was a huge ponzi scheme! They are halfway to Mexico by now...
    shhh...
    You just don't know when to zip it do you!
    What are you even doing here? I thought you had amscrayed with the ilPhay!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    It's all part of the master plan.... master plans need funding :D
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    Roflmao!!! This is what I missed when I was working? BLEH!

    So uh... I'M RICH!!!
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    The only reason I bid was to rid phil of the oppressive 1_up!

    You are free phil, free I tell ya!

    But but but..... I don't want to go :sad: :sad:
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Roflmao!!! This is what I missed when I was working? BLEH!

    So uh... I'M RICH!!!

    You're welcome. So Unappreciative!
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    What?!? When did this happen?!? I wanted to bid!
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    Anyone who had petted mrphil, please get yourself checked for Mange. That is all.
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