Sarcasm and MFP?

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  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Is it really lost??? :sad:

    We're not here for sarcasm or fun, trying to get in shape is a serious business. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. How dare you!

    I'm telling a grown-up.
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
    I am almost always sarcastic, and it almost always gets taken the wrong way.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Sometimes I think yes, & it makes me sad. :sad:

    Dude, you totally resemble Christina Applegate.
  • redraidergirl2009
    redraidergirl2009 Posts: 2,560 Member
    Sarcasm doesn't translate in text. Though I don't think this is a place to be sarcastic towards anyone.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    Sarcasm translates perfectly in text. I think this just the place to be sarcastic towards everyone.
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
    Sarcasm translates perfectly in text. I think this just the place to be sarcastic towards everyone.

    MO in the houseeee.

    Totally off post. Sorry. I know how sarcastic people are, not willing to go off topic.....
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    Sarcasm is just one of the many services that I offer.....witty remarks will cost you but snarky looks are free!

    I'm not so good with the advice...can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

    Sure....why not?
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    I don't see why sarcasm is needed on a dating site. Seriously.

    Wait, what? This isn't a dating site????

    I'm doing it wrong.
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Is it really lost??? :sad:

    Unfortunately I think it is... some people are far too serious on here. Look at my profile pic, I'm not serious at all. :laugh:

    edit: on the other hand there isn't a shortage of sexy profile pics. I have an all new respect for the Redskins, that is pretty hot.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    I am always dead serious here. Honestly, I don't even get sarcasm.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Sarcasm is not in the MFP food or exercise databases. I think you are playing a very bad joke. How do I log this?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I don't see why sarcasm is needed on a dating site. Seriously.

    Wait, what? This isn't a dating site????

    I'm doing it wrong.

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  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    I am always dead serious here. Honestly, I don't even get sarcasm.

    I just about choked on my water.
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    <~~Poster child for sarcasam and sexual inuendos.

    *wants to hangs ZH's poster on the ceiling above my bed. right next to the mirror*
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    I dont know if I am in the right place, but I don't understand this website. Should I 'eat back' the calories from exercising? Help! I am soooooooooooooo lost....

    No you don't but you should sit and eat as much as you can for the same amount of time you spent working out.. Example: Workout 45 minutes = Eating twinkees and drinking beer for 45 minutes afterwards...
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    I have thin skin when it comes to certain things, but sarcasm is not one of them! lol
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    <~~Poster child for sarcasam and sexual inuendos.

    *wants to hangs ZH's poster on the ceiling above my bed. right next to the mirror*

    That is sooooo hawt!! :love: :heart: :love:
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Its not lost I have it in my pocket.... let me pull it out :wink:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I used up all the sarcasm in my knitting
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    This offends me.

    This offends me.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I have thin skin when it comes to certain things, but sarcasm is not one of them! lol

    Are you being sarcastic?
  • britterbrittney
    britterbrittney Posts: 256 Member
    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    Too much? Ok.
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    I dont know if I am in the right place, but I don't understand this website. Should I 'eat back' the calories from exercising? Help! I am soooooooooooooo lost....

    No you don't but you should sit and eat as much as you can for the same amount of time you spent working out.. Example: Workout 45 minutes = Eating twinkees and drinking beer for 45 minutes afterwards...

    Should I deep fry the twinkies first, or does it not matter?

    Deep fried twinkies are negative calories right?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    This offends me.

    Too much? Ok.

    This offends me asking if its too much...you cant pretend to be sarcastic. LAME
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    This offends me.
    This offends me.
    This offends me.
    Too much? Ok.
    This offends me asking if its too much...you cant pretend to be sarcastic. LAME
    I'm offended that you are offended at this person's offense of another's offense. Does my offense make sense?
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    We are a touchy people, aren't we? What I say is SO important, and yet, so fragile, so please don't disagree with it. And non-denominational being of your choosing forbid, don't be sarcastic...

    You have lost 56 pounds!! F*** everything else.

    I wonder, if we were all in person in the same room together how much touching would actually happen...... something to ponder.
  • Therapist_mama
    Therapist_mama Posts: 135 Member
    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:
  • kgesq
    kgesq Posts: 65 Member
    The problem is, some people mistake just being an a-hole for sarcasm...
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
    This is funny! I am not as witty as some of you folk are but I sure do enjoy reading this post! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:

    I'm offended that you're a rapist mom.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    The problem is, some people mistake just being an a-hole for sarcasm...

    And vice versa.
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