My boyfriend is annoying.
brittanyjeanxo
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He's sitting here pinching my arm fat and calling it a "love pinch." I think I'd like to kill him now, but I don't want to make a mess. Suggestions?
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Rat Poison. No mess.
Oh, or you could pinch his dong and say "Its not THAT cold in here."0 -
hahaha what is this?0
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Yep..rat poison...works like a charm....no messy clean up!! Lolol0
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You would be amazed the respect you get with a head butt. After you head butt some *kitten* ONE time, they will never f**k with you again - it is now my first response
hit him quick, hit him hard - right between the eyes and you don't have to say anything or ask for anything - They get it0 -
Oh, or you could pinch his dong and say "Its not THAT cold in here."
Bwaaaahahahahahaaaa!!! Well played! :laugh:0 -
....also a good kick in the groin will get his attention. Call it a "love tap". :bigsmile:0
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slip some alli in his drink0
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*******************************You would be amazed the respect you get with a head butt. After you head butt some *kitten* ONE time, they will never f**k with you again - it is now my first response
hit him quick, hit him hard - right between the eyes and you don't have to say anything or ask for anything - They get it
How can I do it so that I won't have a bruise on MY forehead? Lol...no, seriously0 -
My husband used to do things like that thinking he was being cute or slightly annoying but never knew it really bothered me and made me uncomfortable.
So one day I finally told him in a calm way - after the fact - that I am a woman and if he wants to stay with this one he shouldn't pinch any portion of my body or make any of it giggle especially if I have asked him to stop because I shouldn't always have to get so deep to tell him why something bothers me - that he should simply stop because I asked him to.
He has never done anything like that again0 -
rat poison0
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Oh, or you could pinch his dong and say "Its not THAT cold in here."
hahahaha:laugh: :laugh: That's a good one
but seriously my bf makes my fat jiggle sometimes too...so annoying...I can't wait til it's gone0 -
anti-freeze in small doses(add it to his food)... he will get flu like symptoms and eventually die... nearly impossible to diagnose too!!!0
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Start making comments about hot guys and how ripped they are, how chisseled their 6-pack is or how you would just drool if you could ever get your hands on those biceps. He'll get the picture real quick!0
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****************************anti-freeze in small doses(add it to his food)... he will get flu like symptoms and eventually die... nearly impossible to diagnose too!!!
That's so awesome :drinker:0 -
It's okay. I went to the kitchen and grabbed a spatula and beat him with it. It led to a spatula/back scratcher duel, but I won.0
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Wait, a beating is a punishment?It's okay. I went to the kitchen and grabbed a spatula and beat him with it. It led to a spatula/back scratcher duel, but I won.
Oh ****. I'm doing this all wrong.0 -
You guys are ALL WRONG! Feed him chocolate, big macs, french fries, ice cream, M&M's and make him really fat. Then play with his arm fat and see if he likes it. In Fact, pinch and twist his arm fat and he will never say anything about you again!
No rat poison!!0 -
....also a good kick in the groin will get his attention. Call it a "love tap". :bigsmile:
Awesome! :laugh:0 -
Rat Poison. No mess.
Oh, or you could pinch his dong and say "Its not THAT cold in here."
HILARIOUS0 -
Rat Poison. No mess.
Oh, or you could pinch his dong and say "Its not THAT cold in here."
HA HA HA HA! I was going to suggest the SAME thing!0 -
Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."
Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.0 -
Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."
Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.
i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?0 -
"...you gotta break that son of a b**** in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
- Reservoir Dogs
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slip some alli in his drink
then take him out to Johnny Rockets for fries and a milkshake :laugh:0 -
Trade him in for a newer model?0
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Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."
Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.
i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?
Seriously, I need to make my fortune giving charm classes to men. They seriously are dumbasses.
How do they ever snag hotties like you ladies saying dumb **** like that...0 -
Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."
Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.
i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?
Seriously, I need to make my fortune giving charm classes to men. They seriously are dumbasses.
How do they ever snag hotties like you ladies saying dumb **** like that...
as long as you haven't been drinking when giving lesson... most of the time you're awesome... get some tequila in you....well....lol0 -
Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."
Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.
i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?
Seriously, I need to make my fortune giving charm classes to men. They seriously are dumbasses.
How do they ever snag hotties like you ladies saying dumb **** like that...
I think he says things like this because he thinks if he can fool me into thinking I'm not good looking, I won't leave. I tell him all the time he's lucky to have me. ;-) He better watch it though. I've got that dangerous wrecking ball a**. Might be painful for him if I swing it his way...0 -
YOU GUYS!!!! Rat poison DOES make a mess. 1. He'll get bloody diarrhea, 2. He'll get bloody vomiting 3. You still have to dispose of the body!!!!
Every time he does something like this, remind him that "at some point tonight, you are going to go to sleep... and then you're mine." No specifics necessary, just change your name to Lorena Bobbit.0 -
Mine calls my butt a wrecking ball. This weekend, when I refused to eat something, he asked me why I wasn't eating it. I said, "Because you told me I needed to lose weight." He said, "No I didn't."
Okay, fine. Then don't call my a** a WRECKING BALL because that hurts my feelings and makes me feel fat. HOW is a wrecking ball flattering???? Ugh. Boys can be dumb.
i totally feel you... my hubby has called me his little linebacker before... seriously... where do they come up with this stuff and think its ok?
Seriously, I need to make my fortune giving charm classes to men. They seriously are dumbasses.
How do they ever snag hotties like you ladies saying dumb **** like that...
I think he says things like this because he thinks if he can fool me into thinking I'm not good looking, I won't leave. I tell him all the time he's lucky to have me. ;-) He better watch it though. I've got that dangerous wrecking ball a**. Might be painful for him if I swing it his way...
see now thats not right.. i happen to know mine is just kidding... and he's my best supporter on this weight loss thing... whether its a good week or not he's still there encouraging me... so i still wouldnt trade mine... we all open mouth insert foot at times.... so i let it go... just amazes me that they come up with that stuff0
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