You know your fat when.....

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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,688 Member
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    When it takes you 3 attempts to get up off the floor.
  • cdc33
    cdc33 Posts: 495 Member
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    you know your fat when your running and you hear clapping and you realize its your stomach hitting your thighs :P
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
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    you look around to see who is pinching you and it is just your rolls. :(
  • Cristy_AZ
    Cristy_AZ Posts: 986
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    You try to stand up from a patio chair and the chair comes with you! Then you try to push it back down off your *kitten* while looking around to see who noticed. :blushing:
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
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    When you stop moving but your belly, legs, and butt havnt.
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
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    ....You have to rock sideways to move forward.
  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
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    When people tickle you and end up getting sucked in to the elbow. :D
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,688 Member
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    When you wave to someone and the bottom of your arms wave along with you.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    when you pull muscles and ligaments trying to cut your toenails.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    when you can sit on the couch eating supper and put your plate on your belly and the food doesnt slide off
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
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    When you wave to someone and the bottom of your arms wave along with you.

    And they keep waving long after you've stopped
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
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    You can only put 4 inches of water in the tub because it might overflow once you get in it.
  • kpnuts23
    kpnuts23 Posts: 960 Member
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    When people tickle you and end up getting sucked in to the elbow. :D

    :laugh:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    you break a sweat drying off after a shower...
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    you call your dog to jump into your lap and it looks at you with the "dude, really??" eyes.
  • statia152
    statia152 Posts: 558
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    ... when you have more rolls than a bakery!

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