YOUR most embarassing moment???
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The title says it all.
I'll start. Here's just one of MANY!
I was following my wife in her car from the dealership. I was sitting in traffic behind her at the light. She was watching me in her side mirror. Being a clown, I leaned partly our of the window, rubbed my nipple as I licked my lips... over-seductively! Within a few seconds I heard hoards of laughter..... I didn't realize I was one lane away from a school bus full of High School students. Oops. :blushing:
Anyone wanna share their story?
I'll start. Here's just one of MANY!
I was following my wife in her car from the dealership. I was sitting in traffic behind her at the light. She was watching me in her side mirror. Being a clown, I leaned partly our of the window, rubbed my nipple as I licked my lips... over-seductively! Within a few seconds I heard hoards of laughter..... I didn't realize I was one lane away from a school bus full of High School students. Oops. :blushing:
Anyone wanna share their story?
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i just totally LOL'd when i read this, cant say anything ive done can top that lol0
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The title says it all.
I'll start. Here's just one of MANY!
I was following my wife in her car from the dealership. I was sitting in traffic behind her at the light. She was watching me in her side mirror. Being a clown, I leaned partly our of the window, rubbed my nipple as I licked my lips... over-seductively! Within a few seconds I heard hoards of laughter..... I didn't realize I was one lane away from a school bus full of High School students. Oops. :blushing:
Anyone wanna share their story?
Mine was just now when I read this as I was drinking water and it came shooting out my nose!!!0 -
Oops I crapped my pants...I am and I just did...0
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Either falling down some stairs in school or walking out of the restroom with toilet paper stuck to my shoe....how embarrassing to see people just have this look on their face :noway: :laugh:0
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I was at my company Christmas party and had a couple drinks (only), I went up to someone who I thought was my new husband (from behind) and put my arm around him. He was nice enough and didn't rub it in when realized my problem. Yes, slightly buzzed is still drunk.0
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Alright fine....ill share my terrible moment....
it was late at night and i was at my church. I was hungry so i decided to heat up a cup a noddle deal. I was waiting for my dad to lock up. This was like 3 years ago. I popped it in the m wave and walked to go get a fork. I was gone literally 30 secs...i come back...oh *kitten*. There was smoke coming from the room.
Yes you guessed it...Ellie forget the f*ckin water!!!! So the cup was burned terribly...it smelt like smoke and the m wave was in serious pain. I felt SOOOOO stupid. Thankfully the smoke alarms didnt go off because the fire department would have been informed. Yes yes that was my terrible moment.
Laugh all ya want...is it pretty funny:)0 -
I had bought some stillettos that I was going to wear at the weekend, so was putting them on to wear around the house when I had the chance to get used to them.
For some reason I put them on after a shower one morning when I was just wearing a small towel and went downstairs.
When I got into the kitchen, I noticed a bird had flown in through an open window somewhere else in the house. I let out a scream as it was flapping about and climbed onto a stool, still wearing the shoes and towel, to reach the top windows to help it out.
I was making a lot of noise and was wafting a tea towel about to try to encourage it out...SUDDENLY my neighbours boyfriend broke the back door down after hearing me scream and shout, "get out, get out!" thinking I had a different kind of intruder. In my shock my towel fell off and I was left in stillettos, standing on a stool waving a tea towel...
....I moved house :-P0 -
I had bought some stillettos that I was going to wear at the weekend, so was putting them on to wear around the house when I had the chance to get used to them.
For some reason I put them on after a shower one morning when I was just wearing a small towel and went downstairs.
When I got into the kitchen, I noticed a bird had flown in through an open window somewhere else in the house. I let out a scream as it was flapping about and climbed onto a stool, still wearing the shoes and towel, to reach the top windows to help it out.
I was making a lot of noise and was wafting a tea towel about to try to encourage it out...SUDDENLY my neighbours boyfriend broke the back door down after hearing me scream and shout, "get out, get out!" thinking I had a different kind of intruder. In my shock my towel fell off and I was left in stilettos, standing on a stool waving a tea towel...
....I moved house :-P
I would've loved to have been a fly on the wall that day!
You should've charged the guy for the peep show. :laugh: 0 -
I usually try to block **** like this out.... but here goes.
Sigh....
I was 19 years old and in college, and I had literally never drank before. An older friend invites me to a party, but we didn't have a lot of hard A, so we went to the grocery store and bought a bunch of beer and malt liquor. We get to his house, and each shoot a beer or 3. I say or 3, because I had never drank before and spilled part of it trying to shotgun it.
About this time the women and our other friends are showing up, and my friend and I start pounding shots of the little hard A we had, which was Tequila. 3 shots later, we start playing drinking chess, quarters, and beer pong.
I am good at chess, but when you are taking 1/2 a shot EVERY TIME you lose a piece... you get drunk fast. So I am piss *kitten* drunk at this point, and I start walking around stealing drinks from women, and hitting on them, badly I might add. (I wasn't the charmer I am now back then....) I then proceeded to chug a full bottle of MadDog 20/20 malt liquor... not a good combination.
Long story short, I start peeling off clothes, and I am running around butt *kitten* naked, and cuddling with my HAMMERED friend on a couch... thankfully, most of them are getting drunk by this point, so it's not as bad as it could be...
Pretty soon, my friends dog comes over next to me, and being the drunk dumbass I am, I am trying to pet her, when suddenly, I realized the booze no longer was going to be in my stomach for long. I tried to run outside, but tripped over the dog, sat up, and hurled all over my friends dog, carpet, and a girl in front of me.
Easily my most embarrassing moment. I never talked to any of those girls again, obviously. I felt like a moron. Thats why I don't drink like that anymore
Live and learn... I had never drank before, and i had NO idea about limits.0 -
lol, mines pretty tame, a while back i went for a run, being a lazy student at the time, i didnt have any clean socks in the flat so just had to put the same ones on when i went out later with my girlfriend to meet her folks. it was a 'no shoes in the house' home and my feet absolutely stank the place out, it was mortifying..0
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OMG I am still laughing about the gal with the stilletos & towel!!
1.) I have a similiar story... I decided one day that I would surprise my boyfriend by coming over to the house in the 'ole trench coat, stockings, heels, and not much else surprise! So off I go, with a 45 minute drive... get there & as I'm trying to wrestle my way out of the car an BIG gust of wind blows my coat up & out, giving the neighbor guy quite the show! I was mortified! He was grinning from ear to ear! lol The BF missed all of THAT show, but appreciated it once I got in the door, but by then my mood wasn't too good. It returned rather quickly though & we still laugh about it!
2.) I was a wee lass just out of high school doing the fast food job circuit. I worked at a donut shop first & that's where I met alot of the local police force. Well, several months later I landed a REAL job (<hee hee!>) at McDonalds. I was at the counter waiting on people when one of my fav cops (who I secretly had a crush on, which makes this even more horrifying!) came in, but was wear civvies, not a uniform. I look up & said to him, as the place took one of those silent pauses that happen some times, "Oh hi Dan! I didn't recognize you with clothes on!" You coulda heard a pin drop! He burst out laughing, more at my 8 zillion shades of red! I wanted to die!0 -
Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing.
How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on.
But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.
Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!0 -
15 yrs old...at Lake Bernard with the family and some extremely cute boys were staying at a nearby cottage. Water skiing in a bikini...not a great idea. i got up...bikini bottom went down...Dad gunned it laughing his *kitten* off knowing i wasn't going to let go going that fast. there was a white streak going across the lake that day...and i never showed my face in front of that cottage full of cute boys for the rest of the week.0
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Haha... I have many embarassing moments.
In high school I fell asleep in class and woke up drooling on the desk with the entire class gathered around me. I was so red...
I constantly fall down while I am running... I don't really know why. My mind will drift and then all of a sudden I topple down. The best spill I ever had was when I was listening to Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust" It was just meant to be.
I also have a horrible habit of forgetting to un-clip out of my bicycle... My shoes clip into my pedals and from time to time I forget that I am clipped in. I will come to a stop and topple over...
I am a klutz.0 -
Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing.
How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on.
But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.
Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!
Oh my... LMAO0 -
Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing.
How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on.
But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.
Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!
Oh my... LMAO
Seriously... I have very few redeeming qualities.
Want another? 21 yrs old. Horrible car accident - muscles & skin removed from my skull and my eyeball is not really in it's socket. I'm conscious, but not sane. I tell the HOT paramedic on the scene that I'm 32 and drunk (I was 21 and sober) as he's cutting my clothes off of me and I'm vomiting into a bag. I seemingly forget I'm in an ambulance and I announce I have to take a piss and try to stand. Next thing I know, I'm in restraints, buck naked, bed pan under my *kitten*, with no scalp or eyeball, trying to talk the paramedic into going out for a drink after we "wrap this up."0 -
OMG!!.. sorry..can't stop laughing!!!!Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing.
How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on.
But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.
Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!
Oh my... LMAO
Seriously... I have very few redeeming qualities.
Want another? 21 yrs old. Horrible car accident - muscles & skin removed from my skull and my eyeball is not really in it's socket. I'm conscious, but not sane. I tell the HOT paramedic on the scene that I'm 32 and drunk (I was 21 and sober) as he's cutting my clothes off of me and I'm vomiting into a bag. I seemingly forget I'm in an ambulance and I announce I have to take a piss and try to stand. Next thing I know, I'm in restraints, buck naked, bed pan under my *kitten*, with no scalp or eyeball, trying to talk the paramedic into going out for a drink after we "wrap this up."0 -
omg I laughed out loud at this one.0
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I have soooooo many, but I think I'l stick with this one:
So it was my first swim meet in high school and I get up for my second race, one that I have to do standing from the diving blocks (the first one was backstroke so I started in the water). So my heat is called and I stand up there in lane one (which is right in front of everyone), take my mark and I do a pitiful start. I swim my 50 and get out feeling bummed out that I went so deep that my goggles came off and I got a crappy time .
About 10 minutes later my best friend at the time comes over giggling. I ask her why she's giggling and she tells me that her (I think @ the time BF?) noticed my start and to tell me to have me go check in the mirror.
So I go to the locker rooms (with horrible lighting) and look. I saw nothing wrong. She says "turn around." I did and I completely died. My whole suit was fine except for the entire bottom half of my backside. It was completely see-through. I was mortified that not only did it have to come from my best's friend's bf to tell me that my suit was see-through, but that I had just bent over in that suit in front of parents of my friends,1/2 of my coach-teachers, and my old 5th grade teacher (who was siting directly behind me to time). The best part? I had to get up in front of everyone to do it all over again for a relay in the same suit.0 -
OMG!!.. sorry..can't stop laughing!!!!Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing.
How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on.
But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.
Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!
Oh my... LMAO
Seriously... I have very few redeeming qualities.
Want another? 21 yrs old. Horrible car accident - muscles & skin removed from my skull and my eyeball is not really in it's socket. I'm conscious, but not sane. I tell the HOT paramedic on the scene that I'm 32 and drunk (I was 21 and sober) as he's cutting my clothes off of me and I'm vomiting into a bag. I seemingly forget I'm in an ambulance and I announce I have to take a piss and try to stand. Next thing I know, I'm in restraints, buck naked, bed pan under my *kitten*, with no scalp or eyeball, trying to talk the paramedic into going out for a drink after we "wrap this up."
I'm sorry, but I can't breathe. hahaahaa0 -
OMG!!.. sorry..can't stop laughing!!!!Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing.
How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on.
But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.
Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!
Oh my... LMAO
Seriously... I have very few redeeming qualities.
Want another? 21 yrs old. Horrible car accident - muscles & skin removed from my skull and my eyeball is not really in it's socket. I'm conscious, but not sane. I tell the HOT paramedic on the scene that I'm 32 and drunk (I was 21 and sober) as he's cutting my clothes off of me and I'm vomiting into a bag. I seemingly forget I'm in an ambulance and I announce I have to take a piss and try to stand. Next thing I know, I'm in restraints, buck naked, bed pan under my *kitten*, with no scalp or eyeball, trying to talk the paramedic into going out for a drink after we "wrap this up."
Hahahahaha.. Oh my god!! I need you in my life for entertainment! Holy Hell! You are my hero!0 -
I had bought some stillettos that I was going to wear at the weekend, so was putting them on to wear around the house when I had the chance to get used to them.
For some reason I put them on after a shower one morning when I was just wearing a small towel and went downstairs.
When I got into the kitchen, I noticed a bird had flown in through an open window somewhere else in the house. I let out a scream as it was flapping about and climbed onto a stool, still wearing the shoes and towel, to reach the top windows to help it out.
I was making a lot of noise and was wafting a tea towel about to try to encourage it out...SUDDENLY my neighbours boyfriend broke the back door down after hearing me scream and shout, "get out, get out!" thinking I had a different kind of intruder. In my shock my towel fell off and I was left in stillettos, standing on a stool waving a tea towel...
....I moved house :-P
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THAT IS SERIOUSLY FUNNY....loved it!0 -
Ok this didn't happen to me but a friend and I still find it hilarious.
After filling her car up with petrol at the station, she goes in and pays, jumps in her car and takes off - she steers the car onto the freeway and is cruising along at 100kms an hour when another car burns up beside her, waving frantically to pull over. She doesn't know what the hell is going on, but veers off the road and pulls up. She gets out of the car to discover that after fuelling up her car, she neglected to put the bowser nozzle back after filling up and she has taken it with her - so it was ripped out of the pump as she drove off, and she was driving along the freeway with the hose etc etc dangling from her car.
She had no clue! The petrol station guy wasn't a happy man.0 -
A bunch of my friends and I were up at my friends cottage (only 17 at the time), we of course had gotten some booze to bring with us (a 24 of Smirnoff) <her parents were completely unaware that we drank them at night> Before we head out of town (my friend was driving her own Yukon (so we didnt have to go with my friends parents) we stopped at a place near by that was allowing people to go on Sea Doo rides. We were told that the Sea doo's will not flip. Sure enough, just our luck, the Sea Doo that we were on flips. And my friend and I fly into the water. *It was that time of the month and I was wearing white shorts - I know not smart* and my best friend who was on it with me had her Yukon keys in her pockey. She had the security system that you swipe underneath the steering wheel to allow the car to start. We get back to land, me in my white shorts lol and we try my friends Yukon. Sure enough it doesnt start so we had to call our friends parents to turn around so we could transfer all our stuff to their car and go with them home. Here we are scampering around trying to get rid of this empty 24 of Smirnoff so my friend doesn't get in trouble. We got rid of it. However, we forgot that we hadnt cleaned up any of our mess So we frantically call my friends sister who was still at the cottage who nicely cleaned it up before we got there with her parents.
Another.. I passed out one time after drinking. My hand slipped into my plate of smores that was left over. They decided to turn me into a human smore. Marshmallows, m &m's, sticks in my hair, graham cracker bits. They took photos - cleaned me off and took me to bed. (still sound asleep) I woke up and went to work - my friends werent done their master plan yet so my friend took me out to Dairy Queen for a blizzard, than on the way home they still werent done so she pretended to "LOVE" the song that was on the radio to take me around the block, (I thought WOW my friends really love me, taking me out for DQ) when really.. I came home my friends told me to go into the cooler to get something. THey had made a scrapbook of all the photos they had taken of me to show me as "The Human Smore"!! Dreading my wedding day when these photo's get busted otu!0 -
This one time....in band camp...0
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This thread is fantastic! :laugh: Guess I should pitch in.
This was embarrassing for a highschool student, though I laugh about it now...
When I was in Grade 9, I had a crush on this fellow who was on the basketball team, Nick. My friend had a crush on one of his teammates; she and I had just wrapped up our basketball game, and the boys were about to start, so we decided to hang around the gym and cheer them on. We settled into the bleachers and got ready to cheer.
Being 14-year-old girls, we got giggly and ridiculous as we started boisterously rooting for our crushes, with comments such as: “oh, look! They’re bending over!” when the fellows went into a huddle, and sighs about arm muscles flexing and all sorts of girly squeals like that. We were so into the game that we were completely oblivious of our surroundings…
At the end of the game, the couple in front of us turned around. Nick’s parents! And a video camera! She smirked and said, “thank you for cheering so loudly, girls! That will show up beautifully on the tape.”
The worst part was that she was filming so that the entire team could view the tape and observe their strategies and techniques, and each of them got a copy to take home. The ENTIRE TEAM heard our obnoxious shrieks. Because Nick’s parents knew me but not my friend, I got ALL the blame! I didn’t hear the end of it for months. Then one of the boys told my Dad, a teacher at the school, about it, and I never stopped hearing the end of it at home, either...0 -
This one time....in band camp...
Arg I was going to say that and forgot while thinking about all of my embarrassing stories! lol0 -
I also have a horrible habit of forgetting to un-clip out of my bicycle... My shoes clip into my pedals and from time to time I forget that I am clipped in. I will come to a stop and topple over...
I am a klutz.
Oh I hate that! The first year I wore clips a guy told me I had legs like a 9 year old boy. I always had a skinned knee. Thankfully I'm better at it now.0 -
Love this thread!!!
So my girlfriend and I had been downtown for drinks and it was about 2 in the morning. We are in the parking garage and pull up to the gate where you pay. She sticks the ticket in and it spits it back out. She did this multiple times and we start wondering how we are going to get the car out of the parking garage to get home. About that time I notice that the people walking past the garage were starting to stop, stare and are laughing at us. We finally realized that the gate next to us is up because the attendants had went home for the night. We laughed so hard that she wet her pants. Good times!!!0 -
OMG!!.. sorry..can't stop laughing!!!!Every moment of my life is pretty embarrassing.
How about... Teenager, playing in the hotel pool with a bunch of people. Ya know, jumpin on each other, etc. Well, in the midst of play i "dunk" a guy I had a crush on... Or thought it was a guy I had a crush on.
But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.
Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!
Oh my... LMAO
Seriously... I have very few redeeming qualities.
Want another? 21 yrs old. Horrible car accident - muscles & skin removed from my skull and my eyeball is not really in it's socket. I'm conscious, but not sane. I tell the HOT paramedic on the scene that I'm 32 and drunk (I was 21 and sober) as he's cutting my clothes off of me and I'm vomiting into a bag. I seemingly forget I'm in an ambulance and I announce I have to take a piss and try to stand. Next thing I know, I'm in restraints, buck naked, bed pan under my *kitten*, with no scalp or eyeball, trying to talk the paramedic into going out for a drink after we "wrap this up."
Hahahahaha.. Oh my god!! I need you in my life for entertainment! Holy Hell! You are my hero!
You should know this about your hero...
I got a tattoo...
a tattoo of a frog...
a frog holding up a peace sign...
a frog holding up a peace sign very near my crotch...
I don't even need to have a story to be a complete embarassment to society.0
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