YOUR most embarassing moment???

highdesertgirl

I can't decide between two of my most embarassing moments!!. First one was about three years ago at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. I was getting a connection to fly to Charlotte NC. The airport gate attendants sent everyone through the gateway onto the tarmac where four different little 50 seater commuter planes were sitting with their engines going. I swear swear swear I heard the gate attendant look at my ticket and tell me to go onto the second plane on the right. So I walked up the steps and sat in the seat. Then this family comes on board and tells me I am in their seat. I show them my ticket and they tell me they will sit behind me. Then the flight attendant stands in front of the plane and the door is still open and starts to give her speech. She then says how we will be arriving in Charelston SC at so and so time. I freaked and raised my hand and asked where is this plane going. I was sitting in the back of the plane and had to tell them I was on the wrong plane and walk down in front of everryone. EMBARASSING!!!

Second one was at a middle school I worked at in 2008. The town's highschool was also connected to the campus on the other side of the fence. The prinicapl asked me to put her microwave popcorn on during lunch. I was talking to someone as I set the microwave and put 12 minutes instead of 1:20. The microwave burnt the popcorn, setting off the fire alarm on both schools with fire dept coming to investigate. EMBARASSING!!!!

Christina269

My PANTS people will appreciate this...

I was living back in my home town and dating my boyfriend who lived a few hundred miles away (we've since gotten married). I worked double shifts 7 days most weeks, but when i did get a day off, I got in the car and drove south to see The Hubs. It was about a 3.5 hour drive.

One of these trips... I came home, running late - so I jumped in the shower got dressed and ran out the apartment door to my car so I could get to work. I put on my shirt, socks and shoes... Got to my car and realized I couldn't find my car keys, so I did my usual thing and patted my legs where my pockets were to check for my keys. I didn't have my keys.

Do you know how I knew that??

Because I wasn't wearing pants.

I sheepishly pulled down my shirt as I walked back into the apartment building - through a crowd of guys that usually sat on the steps sun up to sun down whistling at anything with mammary glands.

How I managed to put on underwears, a shirt, socks and shoes and forget pants still eludes me!!

Another Pants experience
I had lost my first 20 something pounds and I was at the grocery store. I pulled the 2 plastic bags off the check out lane to put in my cart. And my pants dropped down to the ground. I bought a belt the next day.

odusgolp

LMAO - awesome Christina.

brewingaz

I got busted "boxing the clown" by my dad when I was a young teenager. I wanted to die.

odusgolp

I got busted "boxing the clown" by my dad when I was a young teenager. I wanted to die.

I'm just going to assume that's the same as dipping the donkey...

Katbaran

I got busted "boxing the clown" by my dad when I was a young teenager. I wanted to die.

Omg, now THAT had me laughing. That's one I'd never heard before. And I though "Buffin' the banana" was hilarious......

rissaface

bwahahaha, these all have made me laugh so hard, I can't even remember my embarassing moments. :laugh:

Clw927

oh my gosh...I am loving these stories... I needed a good laugh tonight... I know I have done/said some seriously stupid things...I wish I could remember them to share...but I am pretty sure I have blocked them out! LOL!!!

alice0711

My PANTS people will appreciate this...

I was living back in my home town and dating my boyfriend who lived a few hundred miles away (we've since gotten married). I worked double shifts 7 days most weeks, but when i did get a day off, I got in the car and drove south to see The Hubs. It was about a 3.5 hour drive.

One of these trips... I came home, running late - so I jumped in the shower got dressed and ran out the apartment door to my car so I could get to work. I put on my shirt, socks and shoes... Got to my car and realized I couldn't find my car keys, so I did my usual thing and patted my legs where my pockets were to check for my keys. I didn't have my keys.

Do you know how I knew that??

Because I wasn't wearing pants.

I sheepishly pulled down my shirt as I walked back into the apartment building - through a crowd of guys that usually sat on the steps sun up to sun down whistling at anything with mammary glands.

How I managed to put on underwears, a shirt, socks and shoes and forget pants still eludes me!!

Another Pants experience
I had lost my first 20 something pounds and I was at the grocery store. I pulled the 2 plastic bags off the check out lane to put in my cart. And my pants dropped down to the ground. I bought a belt the next day.

alice0711

this quote is the one made me squeal laughing same time.

statia152

My hubby had taken me out for dinner and we decided to walk a bit at the mall to settle the food. We stopped at a music store to get some drum heads for his kit. I was looking at the bongo drums when I felt him beside me. Feeling a little frisky, I grab his arm, snuggle into him, and in a seductive voice said " I just love bongos, don't you?". As I look up at him, I'm batting my eyelashes ... But he is checking out at the counter! I was snuggled up to a stranger with a terrified look on his face. My hubby and the worker were laughing their a$$es off!

kunibob

Bumping this thread, because it is too funny to die!

AZTrailRunner

My hubby had taken me out for dinner and we decided to walk a bit at the mall to settle the food. We stopped at a music store to get some drum heads for his kit. I was looking at the bongo drums when I felt him beside me. Feeling a little frisky, I grab his arm, snuggle into him, and in a seductive voice said " I just love bongos, don't you?". As I look up at him, I'm batting my eyelashes ... But he is checking out at the counter! I was snuggled up to a stranger with a terrified look on his face. My hubby and the worker were laughing their a$$es off!

I've almost put my arm around lots of women, thinking it was my wife (not knowing she wandered off). :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

liftingbro

My wife and I were at a farmers market once and we had our daughter with. My wife bent over to look at something and just then my duaghter bolted so I turned and grabbed her. I turned back around an my wife's *kitten* was pointed right at me, so as usual when that happens a slap it. Problem is that it wasn't my wife, but a woman of similar build as my wife wearing the same color pants.

My wife bailed me out of that one becuase she was just 4 feet over and saw it happen. I'm not sure who was more embarassed me or the poor woman. I'm fairly certain my face has never been more red than it was then.

odusgolp

My wife and I were at a farmers market once and we had our daughter with. My wife bent over to look at something and just then my duaghter bolted so I turned and grabbed her. I turned back around an my wife's *kitten* was pointed right at me, so as usual when that happens a slap it. Problem is that it wasn't my wife, but a woman of similar build as my wife wearing the same color pants.

My wife bailed me out of that one becuase she was just 4 feet over and saw it happen. I'm not sure who was more embarassed me or the poor woman. I'm fairly certain my face has never been more red than it was then.

*LOL* I'd die laughing if someone accidentally did that to me

PowerEqualsStrengthOverTime

But no... It was a mentally handicapped teenage boy I nearly drown.

Who's got two thumbs and is a total dipsh*t?? This girl!!

Hahahahaha!!! Poor kid!!

PowerEqualsStrengthOverTime

This thread is fantastic! :laugh: Guess I should pitch in.

This was embarrassing for a highschool student, though I laugh about it now...

When I was in Grade 9, I had a crush on this fellow who was on the basketball team, Nick. My friend had a crush on one of his teammates; she and I had just wrapped up our basketball game, and the boys were about to start, so we decided to hang around the gym and cheer them on. We settled into the bleachers and got ready to cheer.

Being 14-year-old girls, we got giggly and ridiculous as we started boisterously rooting for our crushes, with comments such as: “oh, look! They’re bending over!” when the fellows went into a huddle, and sighs about arm muscles flexing and all sorts of girly squeals like that. We were so into the game that we were completely oblivious of our surroundings…

At the end of the game, the couple in front of us turned around. Nick’s parents! And a video camera! She smirked and said, “thank you for cheering so loudly, girls! That will show up beautifully on the tape.”

The worst part was that she was filming so that the entire team could view the tape and observe their strategies and techniques, and each of them got a copy to take home. The ENTIRE TEAM heard our obnoxious shrieks. Because Nick’s parents knew me but not my friend, I got ALL the blame! I didn’t hear the end of it for months. Then one of the boys told my Dad, a teacher at the school, about it, and I never stopped hearing the end of it at home, either...

That is TERRIBLE!! OMG!

PowerEqualsStrengthOverTime

My wife and I were at a farmers market once and we had our daughter with. My wife bent over to look at something and just then my duaghter bolted so I turned and grabbed her. I turned back around an my wife's *kitten* was pointed right at me, so as usual when that happens a slap it. Problem is that it wasn't my wife, but a woman of similar build as my wife wearing the same color pants.

My wife bailed me out of that one becuase she was just 4 feet over and saw it happen. I'm not sure who was more embarassed me or the poor woman. I'm fairly certain my face has never been more red than it was then.

OMG that is sooooooo funny!!!

jayayach

Gotta bump this one. I cant stop laughing about the one in the ambulance! The mental picture! OMG!:laugh: :sad:

unsuspectingfish

Um, like, two months ago, I was texting as I walked to work. I somehow (and I still don't know how) managed to trip on a curb. I went all wobbly for a second as I attempted not to face-plant (I had my coffee in one hand and my phone in the other). I managed not to face-plant, but when I did fall, I fell hard. Right onto my *kitten*.

When I looked up, there was a huge group of people crossing the street in my direction.

shelleilei

Bump.

misty_meadows15

having a mariachi band sing to me on my birthday lol. ;p