men: what makes women attractive?

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  • heathally
    heathally Posts: 128 Member
    In my weight-loss journey I've taken up jogging. It's making me lose my butt. My sister gave me the weirdest look when I told her I had mixed feeling about that. If she read these comments, maybe she'd get it!
  • Murphk323
    Murphk323 Posts: 184
    Another taking notes ;) and a TOTAL evolutionary psychology studies junkie (so I have a geek streak, check!)
    Big boobs, butts, tanned, blonde, and a hot car.

    Avatar pic is pre-op; currently 10 days post-op from upgrading my Victoria's secret 34B to an anticipated 34D or DD/E, so big boobs - check! I love my gym's smith machine and waist-to-hip ratio is well within "ideal" range for a Caucasian woman (frontal .66, circumferential .72) so bum - check! Reasonably tanned - (check!) for my bleached blonde almost Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones LONG hair - check! For having 3 kids my 2004 GMC Envoy is a freaking MILF-mobile, so it's up to your discretion if that's a check.

    Credit score... meh, 690ish?

    Here's the kicker though; after a tomboyish upbringing and 6 years in the Marine Corps being one of 6 females in my company of 266 prison guards who worked with the sex-offender/violent population in an all-male military correctional facility with an average headcount of 250-340 inmates, my brain has been totally rewired to a male mentality. For the record, I'm a Kinsey-2.

    My hubby finds me pretty freaking hawt, even though our previous marriage counselor says I'm the closest thing he can get relationship-wise to being married to his best guy friend without being gay, lmao.

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  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    and a bum you can bounce quarters off of, and I'm hooked.

    They had an entire segment dedicated to this on the show "MANswers" once... fascinating.
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
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    Unless you've actually served your country sweetpea, you don't effin RATE to post anything military themed ;) Go back to unicorns & glitter, it suits you better.
  • Dylanzmom
    Dylanzmom Posts: 120
    Another taking notes ;) and a TOTAL evolutionary psychology studies junkie (so I have a geek streak, check!)
    Big boobs, butts, tanned, blonde, and a hot car.

    Avatar pic is pre-op; currently 10 days post-op from upgrading my Victoria's secret 34B to an anticipated 34D or DD/E, so big boobs - check! I love my gym's smith machine and waist-to-hip ratio is well within "ideal" range for a Caucasian woman (frontal .66, circumferential .72) so bum - check! Reasonably tanned - (check!) for my bleached blonde almost Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones LONG hair - check! For having 3 kids my 2004 GMC Envoy is a freaking MILF-mobile, so it's up to your discretion if that's a check.

    Credit score... meh, 690ish?

    Here's the kicker though; after a tomboyish upbringing and 6 years in the Marine Corps being one of 6 females in my company of 266 prison guards who worked with the sex-offender/violent population in an all-male military correctional facility with an average headcount of 250-340 inmates, my brain has been totally rewired to a male mentality. For the record, I'm a Kinsey-2.

    My hubby finds me pretty freaking hawt, even though our previous marriage counselor says I'm the closest thing he can get relationship-wise to being married to his best guy friend without being gay, lmao.



    Congrats on the surgery!!! how you doing now? Lots of swelling? just asking because i have heard everything and i never experienced any problems! you're gonna love them!!!
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    Congrats on the surgery!!! how you doing now? Lots of swelling? just asking because i have heard everything and i never experienced any problems! you're gonna love them!!!

    I already DO love them, even if I'm just a tad impatient for the 6-8wk mark for them to drop and soften. I had a top-notch high-end doc ($7400 for the BA portion of my mommy makeover) who does GREAT work :) My only complaint thus far is that the "one-size-fits-most" coconut bras they sell at the party supply store are SO not going to cut it for the luau-themed birthday bash I'm attending this Friday, LOL! I found it a fitting reward for carrying 3 wonderful children & sacrificing my breasts to nurse them a combined 26 months so their little bodies could get the very best nature had to offer :) If I couldn't have my hot nulliparous body from ages 19-29, I sure as heck don't see why I can't have it in my 30s and beyond!
  • Dylanzmom
    Dylanzmom Posts: 120
    Congrats on the surgery!!! how you doing now? Lots of swelling? just asking because i have heard everything and i never experienced any problems! you're gonna love them!!!

    I already DO love them, even if I'm just a tad impatient for the 6-8wk mark for them to drop and soften. I had a top-notch high-end doc ($7400 for the BA portion of my mommy makeover) who does GREAT work :) My only complaint thus far is that the "one-size-fits-most" coconut bras they sell at the party supply store are SO not going to cut it for the luau-themed birthday bash I'm attending this Friday, LOL! I found it a fitting reward for carrying 3 wonderful children & sacrificing my breasts to nurse them a combined 26 months so their little bodies could get the very best nature had to offer :) If I couldn't have my hot nulliparous body from ages 19-29, I sure as heck don't see why I can't have it in my 30s and beyond!

    Lol oh i hear you on the "one-size-fits-most" i have learned that i am no longer in that category. Sometimes its sad because I cant find dresses to fit me if they have a zipper top. But anyways great job on the mommy makeover!!!! and yeah you sacrificed your body (but it was worth it) but now you are going to look HOT!!!! cant wait to see post op pics!!!
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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  • foodfight247
    foodfight247 Posts: 767 Member
    Hmmmm....boobs, blonde, glasses, hot car.....dresses self respectfully (occasionally devilishly!) :devil: ...

    Wow - sounds like me!........

    Hmmmmm...... Shame I'm taken!
  • marnijojo
    marnijojo Posts: 235 Member
    Big boobs, butts, tanned, blonde, and a hot car.

    and good credit!

    It's good enough to buy a hot car.

    I just learned that my credit score is better than 95% of the American population this week, so not only can I get a loan for the hot car, but I can probably afford to have my hair bleached and buy some tan in a can. Now, what to do about the big boobs and but.....hmmmm....
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    What makes a woman attractive:

    1) Cooks well.
    2) Cleans better.
    3) Massages my feet after I'm home from work. Just because I'm tired.
    4) Walks 5 feet behind me when we're out in public.
    5) Speaks only when spoken to, otherwise is seen but not heard.
    6) Doesn't bore me with her complaints about her difficult day, because I work too and my day might have been harder. See line 5 for further clarification.

    These are just a few little things that catch my attention.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    What makes a woman attractive:

    1) Cooks well.
    2) Cleans better.
    3) Massages my feet after I'm home from work. Just because I'm tired.
    4) Walks 5 feet behind me when we're out in public.
    5) Speaks only when spoken to, otherwise is seen but not heard.
    6) Doesn't bore me with her complaints about her difficult day, because I work too and my day might have been harder. See line 5 for further clarification.

    These are just a few little things that catch my attention.

    Ladies, I think our dreamboat has docked!
  • nurse_carolyn
    nurse_carolyn Posts: 348
    What makes a woman attractive:

    1) Cooks well.
    2) Cleans better.
    3) Massages my feet after I'm home from work. Just because I'm tired.
    4) Walks 5 feet behind me when we're out in public.
    5) Speaks only when spoken to, otherwise is seen but not heard.
    6) Doesn't bore me with her complaints about her difficult day, because I work too and my day might have been harder. See line 5 for further clarification.

    These are just a few little things that catch my attention.

    Ladies, I think our dreamboat has docked!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    I like them short and curvy, mostly because I'm short and like curvy ladies.

    When I say curvy, I mean large chest, smaller waist, bigger hips. I see it in both heavier and thinner women, but too heavy or too thin sort of takes out the idea of curvy.

    I prefer dark haired women with light eye and does not use/need much makeup.

    If they are a nagzilla the attractiveness goes down by 5 points.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    A vagina.

    dang it, i sold mine on ebay....*pout*
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
    Well she should be a brunette with cute freckles and have a nice *kitten*.... oh ****... oops I am not a guy. :tongue:
  • stephr2014
    stephr2014 Posts: 311 Member
    :laugh:
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    I like the way their hair smells...
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Must be able to blow my brains out on command.
  • martinh78
    martinh78 Posts: 601
    what makes a woman attractive....

    Burpees!

    http://www.bodyrock.tv/

    :p
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    3 inputs and 2 funbags?
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    And a bag of tricks? :wink:
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    I like the way their hair smells...

    Not gonna lie, brah, that sounds like you get on the bus and stand uncomfortably close to people, with your hands in your pockets....


    Shhhhh.....
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    3 inputs and 2 funbags?

    This is why you rock....

    and I agree... must have epic moves in the bedroom... but mostly.. humor. I need someone that can make me laugh, or I can make her laugh.. life is too short to take seriously
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    Bewbs? :huh:

    Or are you requesting a secondary? :laugh:
  • ma34113
    ma34113 Posts: 93 Member
    What makes a woman attractive:

    1) Cooks well.
    2) Cleans better.
    3) Massages my feet after I'm home from work. Just because I'm tired.
    4) Walks 5 feet behind me when we're out in public.
    5) Speaks only when spoken to, otherwise is seen but not heard.
    6) Doesn't bore me with her complaints about her difficult day, because I work too and my day might have been harder. See line 5 for further clarification.

    These are just a few little things that catch my attention.

    hahaha sounds like so many guys i know!!!!
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    Must be able to blow my brains out on command.

    Well, when you marry them then they kinda want to in one way, but not so much in the other way.
  • lgwmab
    lgwmab Posts: 274 Member
    This is great! I need to keep my laughter in, If you ask me, a women and car both need curves. No, I'm straight, not both, not lesbian, I have friends of both of those, so you feel comfortable about figures, and how you'd like yours to be. Hourglass figure, like a 40's or 50's pinup.

    My finacee says he likes my curves, and old me no matter what I need to keep that muscle on my calf, thighs, and butt, I need to keep my curves.
  • ma34113
    ma34113 Posts: 93 Member
    I like the way their hair smells...

    Not gonna lie, brah, that sounds like you get on the bus and stand uncomfortably close to people, with your hands in your pockets....


    Shhhhh.....
    :noway: pretty much just freaked me out lol
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Must be able to blow my brains out on command.

    Well, when you marry them then they kinda want to in one way, but not so much in the other way.

    It's unfortunate...but in my defense, they're no longer women once they're married. They're wives. There's a difference.
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