Rules of Bacon

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Sasssy69
Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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Because there should always be rules:

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  • soknurdy
    soknurdy Posts: 74 Member
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    Sounds like bacon is some serious man candy.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    This is all true. I just looked the whole list up. It checks out.
  • JenBrown0210
    JenBrown0210 Posts: 985 Member
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    The rule s in my house.

    1. Bacon must be turkey bacon
    2. Bacon must be almost burnt.
    3. If my husband cooks me bacon for breakfast, he may get laid lol
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBACONmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    I like to wrap myself up in bacon and call it foreplay.
  • ebramlett
    ebramlett Posts: 306 Member
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    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................

    OMG. I'm all tingly now.
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
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    There is another bacon rule.

    Never fry it in the nude.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    There is another bacon rule.

    Never fry it in the nude.

    Hey, that's my rule too!
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
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    bacon.jpg
  • durangocal
    durangocal Posts: 90 Member
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    You learned this by experience I presume??? Ouch... :wink:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    I like to wrap myself up in bacon and call it foreplay.
    marry me.
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
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    I''m wearing clothes made out of bacon right now!
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
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    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................

    OMG
  • sevencallmemom
    sevencallmemom Posts: 505 Member
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    Bacon is always the answer...
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
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    I'm glad someone else has a love affair with bacon the same way I do. :heart: :heart:
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    bacon.jpg

    Not only is bacon being received, but the hands appear to be clapping with joyous anticipation. I do this!
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
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    Bacon has ALOT of calories
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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    Bacon has ALOT of calories

    Which is why it is ironic to post it on a weightloss site. Kind of like laughing at death. If we can joke about bacon, it will not have such a big hold over us. "This is not the bacon you are seeking. Move on."

    I hate it when my humor is lost.

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