Rules of Bacon

Sasssy69
Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
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Because there should always be rules:

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  • soknurdy
    soknurdy Posts: 74 Member
    Sounds like bacon is some serious man candy.
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    This is all true. I just looked the whole list up. It checks out.
  • JenBrown0210
    JenBrown0210 Posts: 985 Member
    The rule s in my house.

    1. Bacon must be turkey bacon
    2. Bacon must be almost burnt.
    3. If my husband cooks me bacon for breakfast, he may get laid lol
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmBACONmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I like to wrap myself up in bacon and call it foreplay.
  • ebramlett
    ebramlett Posts: 306 Member
    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................

    OMG. I'm all tingly now.
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    There is another bacon rule.

    Never fry it in the nude.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    There is another bacon rule.

    Never fry it in the nude.

    Hey, that's my rule too!
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
    bacon.jpg
  • durangocal
    durangocal Posts: 90 Member
    You learned this by experience I presume??? Ouch... :wink:
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    I like to wrap myself up in bacon and call it foreplay.
    marry me.
  • mikeyml
    mikeyml Posts: 568 Member
    I''m wearing clothes made out of bacon right now!
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    I like to grill smoked sausage on the grill and wrap it in bacon!! mmmmmmm...................

    OMG
  • sevencallmemom
    sevencallmemom Posts: 505 Member
    Bacon is always the answer...
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    I'm glad someone else has a love affair with bacon the same way I do. :heart: :heart:
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    bacon.jpg

    Not only is bacon being received, but the hands appear to be clapping with joyous anticipation. I do this!
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    Bacon has ALOT of calories
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    Bacon has ALOT of calories

    Which is why it is ironic to post it on a weightloss site. Kind of like laughing at death. If we can joke about bacon, it will not have such a big hold over us. "This is not the bacon you are seeking. Move on."

    I hate it when my humor is lost.
  • jwerman
    jwerman Posts: 176
    Bacon has ALOT of calories
    Oy! Really?? Spoil the fun...actually bacon only has 46 calories! Ok, moving on...

    Mmmmm, despite the spoiler, I'm dreaming of jalapenos with cream cheese in the middle, wrapped in bacon on the grill! *** (Oops, excuse the drool!)***

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