Offensive

odusgolp

My husband used to intentionally drop *kitten* every single time we got in the car.

Man tip: women actually don't like that.

mine does that and in bed and on couch and u name it lol

Next time I hear a guy say "Don't get married, it kills your sex life" remind them farting ON us might also be to blame.

Couth. Get some.

deewildwoman

Yeah, my ex thought it was funny to get in bed under the covers, let one rip then grab the covers and pull them up over my head and hold them there.:sick:

There is a reason he is an ex.

_David_

Yeah, my ex thought it was funny to get in bed under the covers, let one rip then grab the covers and pull them up over my head and hold them there.:sick:

There is a reason he is an ex.

That is a Dutch oven lol. Should have pulled a reverse Dutch oven where you fart in bed right before he gets in and you blame the dog

odusgolp

Yeah, my ex thought it was funny to get in bed under the covers, let one rip then grab the covers and pull them up over my head and hold them there.:sick:

There is a reason he is an ex.

That is a Dutch oven lol. Should have pulled a reverse Dutch oven where you fart in bed right before he gets in and you blame the dog

*LMAO* on that note, I'm going to bed with my gassy five year old

GTOgirl1969

What's even worse is when he tries to light his fart and ends up burning his @ss....and yes, that really happened in my house at one point. :noway: :embarassed:

RocketsGirl75

You should report them to the mods here...they're pretty hardcore about offensive material.

I am gonna have to report you for dissing the mods.

I'm reporting you for reporting me!

and I am gonna have to report you for reporting me reporting you...oh and I am blocking you... **runs off to tattle**

RocketsGirl75

You dont have to report anything to the Mods, I think they have an instant message pop up whenever a fun topic comes up to delete it. This is a site for adults why cant we have a little fun every now and then? Im sure I will get a message in a few

Meow...


Oh. Hi. Sorry... just noticed you're still hot.

LOL, thanks but it not true! Its all in the lighting!!!!!!!

ummm yeah no lighting is that good...

Sasssy69

I find it very offensive when my youngest picks her nose and eats it or when my husband let's a monster one rip just as I've got comfy in bed.

Could someone please ask them to stop doing this rather than erasing them entirely. I'm not quite at the hitman stage yet (I'm still saving)

When my man does this, I start talking about my uterus. And my period. And hormones.

When my kids used to pick their noses and eat it, I'd tell them to pick MY nose and eat it. That usually stopped them.

Good luck. ;-)

bigdaddycowgill

I was wondering how long it would take until someone mentioned the old Dutch Oven. Nasty business, really.

Panda_Jack

You should report them to the mods here...they're pretty hardcore about offensive material.

Best. Response. Ever.

Agreed!

_David_

Anyone know where this thread was going?

agugino

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What's wrong with letting a monster one rip? Better out than in. laugh


Not when you could choose anywhere in the house but you choose the moment before to come in my comfy bedroom and get ready for bed. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I think he thinks it's foreplay.


Ahh, yes! Mine's the same and he wonders why he won't get blown regularly.ohwell As for the snot addicted kid, I tell mine she's gonna grow worms in her belly.


LMAO. Oh my, so funny! Yet so true!!!

frostiegurl

I find all this talk of farting and booger eating to be extremely offensive and, as such, I'm reporting every single person participating in this thread.


That is all.

bry_all01

You dont have to report anything to the Mods, I think they have an instant message pop up whenever a fun topic comes up to delete it. This is a site for adults why cant we have a little fun every now and then? Im sure I will get a message in a few

:flowerforyou:
Meow...


Oh. Hi. Sorry... just noticed you're still hot.

LOL, thanks but it not true! Its all in the lighting!!!!!!!

Amazing lighting...

Isn't it? I'd like to hire these lighting people to follow me around 24/7.

I'd like to hire him (and his, um, lighting) to sit and let me stare at him....

ESVABelle

You should report them to the mods here...they're pretty hardcore about offensive material.

Tears in eyes. Laughing so hard. :-D

ESVABelle

Anyone know where this thread was going?

To the bathroom, apparently

alex215

overzoelous

Hahahahahahahahaha
You are my favorite person right now

pamela1129

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. :sick:

FindingFit50s

You dont have to report anything to the Mods, I think they have an instant message pop up whenever a fun topic comes up to delete it. This is a site for adults why cant we have a little fun every now and then? Im sure I will get a message in a few

Meow...


Oh. Hi. Sorry... just noticed you're still hot.

LOL, thanks but it not true! Its all in the lighting!!!!!!!

I second the "meowwww!!"

What? Lighting?? Teach me how to use lighting like that! Whew!

alex215

Hahahahahahahahaha
You are my favorite person right now

elfie9863

What's wrong with letting a monster one rip? Better out than in. :laugh:

Not when you could choose anywhere in the house but you choose the moment before to come in my comfy bedroom and get ready for bed. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I think he thinks it's foreplay.

SIGH....I am sometimes so glad I am SINGLE!!! I remember those days thought... glad they are over....hehehehe

ChipotleFan

You should report them to the mods here...they're pretty hardcore about offensive material.

Yeh. Dont mess with the mods. Or chipotle.