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  • BecksgotBack
    BecksgotBack Posts: 385 Member
    soooo....my knees are usually bruised,

    Strictly based on this I'm going to have to say yes

    i bruise easily and they take a long time to heal...like months
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    on white or wheat?

    I will remember this for future sandwich making!
  • spyork
    spyork Posts: 187
    Be happy to be late for work for a snuggle in bed
  • Andythefitfamilyman
    Andythefitfamilyman Posts: 420
    if my woman ever said "would you like your bj before, during, or after game" i think i would die of a heart attack
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    She gives you a massage.....................................................................with a happy ending.
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    soooo....my knees are usually bruised, i make hella good sammiches, i programmed and labelled the inputs on my big screen plasma, i know a good mechanic (that's as close as i come to fixing cars)...according to the answers given over the past day i should have guys lined up at my door...

    That and look at your pic.... do I need to take a number or just get in line?
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    soooo....my knees are usually bruised, i make hella good sammiches, i programmed and labelled the inputs on my big screen plasma, i know a good mechanic (that's as close as i come to fixing cars)...according to the answers given over the past day i should have guys lined up at my door...

    It's good to know that someone gets it.
    We never would have revolted if all British women were like you.
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    "Honey I just bought us season tickets for the COWBOYS on the 50 yd line!"

    I noticed your misspelling so i fixed it for you
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    "Your Right"

    Closely followed by

    "should I invite my nympho girlfriend over"

    "You should have another scotch... how about a cigar?"

    "blank me in the blank"....

    +1
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    ok i think i am gonna have to move to england.... all the women i have seen on here are beautiful... i think i live in the wrong area....
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,030 Member
    "Honey I just bought us season tickets for the COWBOYS on the 50 yd line!"

    I noticed your misspelling so i fixed it for you
    The cheerleaders sniff the goal line more than the players do...................
  • Giddeaon
    Giddeaon Posts: 43
    What is the best thing a woman can do for you or say to you. (Keeping her mouth shut is not an option).

    "I hope you don't mind, but I thought I'd bring my best friend into the bedroom to help please you."

    :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love::love::love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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