PLZ HELP!!!!!111

anubis609

CoachMaritova

I've heard meth works..... on a slightly similar note, I'd like to have $1,000,000.00 But I don't want to work for it... any advice?

darkrider42

You could always have a baby....I hear women lose a bunch* of weight when they deliver! 8-)

Contrarian

Has anyone been mortified yet by the lack of support?

Personally, I am mortified by the lack of support! No need to be rude! If you don't have anything nice to say...

ETC.

pinkgigi

Oh and I don't know how to cook (and am not interested in learning), I don't have enough money for healthy food, I work such long hours I don't have time to exercise.

AND any sensible suggestions that require a change of habits will be mocked.

GG

killagb

Has anyone been mortified yet by the lack of support?

Personally, I am mortified by the lack of support! No need to be rude! If you don't have anything nice to say...

ETC.

swtally80

Yea tape worm or meth.... maybe a combo.... add vodka and ur golden :drinker:

ering

While we are at it, please explain all mysteries of the universe....

4 8 15 16 23 42 LOL

CaWaterBug8

Have you tried cling wrap yet?

Contrarian

Has anyone been mortified yet by the lack of support?

Personally, I am mortified by the lack of support! No need to be rude! If you don't have anything nice to say...

ETC.

Don't point that retarded kitten at me!

123456654321

STOP YELLING AT US!!!!

EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU YELL!!

TRUE STORY.

Abigailblue39

This thread is so da..mn funny. The best one I heard so far is: “You don’t need to log stuff like cleaning, walking, repairing your roof, etc. , only the exercise you intentionally undertake to burn calories.” This way your logging gets sooo much easier.

123456654321

You know how celebrities have sober partners? You need a health partner. They will follow you around and shove healthy foods in your mouth at the right times and lift you off the couch and move your limbs for all the right exercises. Look on Craig's List. You're welcome.



If that fails, then 42 is the way to go.

GREAT ADVICE! I'LL LOOK INTO IT!

Oh, I want one too, could you look into it for me & get back to me???

I'll call you when I find a guy;)

CSelf1

amputation is a quick way to drop some weight quick, just pick a limb or two you dont use very much

I would start with your head...I heard somewhere it weighs 8 lbs.

123456654321

amputation is a quick way to drop some weight quick, just pick a limb or two you dont use very much

I would start with your head...I heard somewhere it weighs 8 lbs.

HMMMMM......TABLE SAW OR BUTTER KNIFE?

messyinthekitchen

Seriously people she's joking!! And if she were serious why the heck would anyone even give her the time of day to respond after such a ridiculous question.

jonesz922

STOP YELLING AT US!!!!

CAN'T YOU TELL IT'S JUST FOR MORE ATTENTION!!! IS IT WORKING?????

darkrider42

Regarding having a baby to lose weight, I saw someone just the other day posting "YAY, I LOST 100 POUNDS!" and in their 'Before' picture, it clearly stated that they were NINE MONTHS PREGNANT...... seriously.

:noway:

mandeiko

123456654321

STOP YELLING AT US!!!!

CAN'T YOU TELL IT'S JUST FOR MORE ATTENTION!!! IS IT WORKING?????

YEAH! OP IS SUCH AN ATTENTION *kitten*.

alex215

CSelf1

amputation is a quick way to drop some weight quick, just pick a limb or two you dont use very much

I would start with your head...I heard somewhere it weighs 8 lbs.

HMMMMM......TABLE SAW OR BUTTER KNIFE?

Oh..DEFINITELY the table saw...that way there is more blood loss, therefore leading to more weight loss! Win win situation right there

odusgolp

Has anyone been mortified yet by the lack of support?

Personally, I am mortified by the lack of support! No need to be rude! If you don't have anything nice to say...

ETC.

Don't point that retarded kitten at me!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Johnnyswife

Open to starving yourself? Get help.

GETTING HELP IS SO MUCH WORK!! CAN I GET BEDSIDE HELP? THAT WAY I DON'T HAVE TO MOVE.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Staple your lips together so you can't chew...get someone else to do it, so you don't have to do the work, but make sure they leave a small opening for a straw so you can get your water. lol

123456654321

amputation is a quick way to drop some weight quick, just pick a limb or two you dont use very much

I would start with your head...I heard somewhere it weighs 8 lbs.

HMMMMM......TABLE SAW OR BUTTER KNIFE?

Oh..DEFINITELY the table saw...that way there is more blood loss, therefore leading to more weight loss! Win win situation right there

OMG!!! *JUMPS UP AND DOWN* I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!111!!!

jamk1446

OMG!!! *JUMPS UP AND DOWN* I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!111!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUMPING!! YOU DON'T HAVE A QUALIFIED HEALTH PARTNER YET!

123456654321

OMG!!! *JUMPS UP AND DOWN* I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!111!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUMPING!! YOU DON'T HAVE A QUALIFIED HEALTH PARTNER YET!

OH YEAH! SHOULD I DO THAT BEFORE OR AFTER I DETACH MY HEAD FROM MY BODY?

jamk1446

OMG!!! *JUMPS UP AND DOWN* I'M SO EXCITED!!!!!111!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JUMPING!! YOU DON'T HAVE A QUALIFIED HEALTH PARTNER YET!

OH YEAH! SHOULD I DO THAT BEFORE OR AFTER I DETACH MY HEAD FROM MY BODY?

DEFINITELY AFTER!! SHOW YOUR HEALTH PARTNER HOW DEDICATED YOU ARE TO THE PROCESS.

brittanyjeanxo

I love how many people thought you were serious.