Funny, quirky sayings or quotes.
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Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for a while.0 -
If someone is yelling "I would never hurt you," or something of that nature, while chasing you with an ax, knife or some other kind of weapon, they're lying.0
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when life gives you lemons, something something something, commit felonies.
When life gives you lemons, take them. Because, hey free lemons!0 -
If life hands you lemons, go find someone who's life handed them vodka.0
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.0
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Some MFP related ones for you all.
Banging your head against a wall can burn up to 150 calories per hour
Everything is edible at least once.
Cool Whip and Miracle Whip are NOT interchangeable :sick:0 -
Well behaved women seldom make history.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sit in own pew.
If I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.0 -
Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't after you.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Never put off for tomorrow what you can do today. That way if you like it you can do it again tomorrow.
You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. (works well for so many other nouns, too.)0 -
Forgot one: If you give a man an inch, he'll think he is a ruler.0
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Forgot one: If you give a man an inch, he'll think he is a ruler.0
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Because light travels faster than sound, you appear bright until you speak.
I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
Great minds think alike, unfortunately so do stupid ones.
Famous last words: Hey, watch This!0 -
when life gives you lemons, something something something, commit felonies.
LOL, nice.Famous last words: Hey, watch This!
LOVE this one!0 -
LOL what comes to mind is a movie where Steve Carrell's character says:
"As John Lennon said, 'You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.'"0 -
LOL what comes to mind is a movie where Steve Carrell's character says:
"As John Lennon said, 'You may say that I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.'"0 -
When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one, the next time she is upset with you0
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Don't tease fat kids, they have enough on their plates.0
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It's Levi-O-sa. Not Levio-SA.0
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who lay awake all night wondering if there is a Dog?0
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God gave some people hair, and some people brains.0 -
Most people are like Slinkies, relatively useless, but fun to push down stairs0
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