oh the spouse...

angelicdisgrace
angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
So he walks by and lets on just rip out. I was like WTH! he says It's a foreign language for I love you. I have no words....:indifferent: :indifferent: :indifferent: :indifferent: :indifferent:
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  • at least he loves you in more than one language
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I think we live in the same world. My SO does the same thing. Disgusting. He laughs - the more disgusted I get, the funnier he finds it.

    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
    I'd rather have that then be cuddlin wit my hubby and all of a sudden it smells like death!! My darling man can kill with his "SBD's"!!!!!! Hell, at work he's cleared the room many a time his coworkers have told me!!
  • ch178
    ch178 Posts: 364 Member
    Same thing over here, so gross
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
    at least he loves you in more than one language

    HAHHAHAHA this literally made me burst out laughing. Well said, well said.
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
    Muaahaahaa!! Sorry I think it's kind of funny...his explanation!! =)
  • Michelle_J
    Michelle_J Posts: 362 Member
    I live w/ 3 boys-my husband, 14 year old and 6 year old. Enough said....
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Really glad my husband doesn't do that. :noway:
  • mark03264
    mark03264 Posts: 334 Member
    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.

    Nope! Not all men. Sounds pretty immature to me...
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
    Stop feeding him beans... , unless of course it was beer.....
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.

    Nope! Not all men. Sounds pretty immature to me...

    Agreed kind sir. I have to say this EVERY day. How immature it is. Ugh.
  • _David_
    _David_ Posts: 476 Member
    Damn I got a good laugh out of this
  • Rae6503
    Rae6503 Posts: 6,294 Member
    What amazes me is when they do this sort of thing and then expect to get laid 5 minutes later.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    What amazes me is when they do this sort of thing and then expect to get laid 5 minutes later.

    hahahaha No kidding. The smell still lingering and they're all hot and bothered by it. lmao.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
    hahahahaha He just told me you posting that *kitten* on your MFP aren't ya! I was like No.:indifferent:
  • Scoobiesnax
    Scoobiesnax Posts: 148 Member
    I think we live in the same world. My SO does the same thing. Disgusting. He laughs - the more disgusted I get, the funnier he finds it.

    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.



    Yes we are stuck in 7th grade. I still laugh every time I hear the word "boobies"...
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
    But women don't fart, I guess, or have any bad habbits, LOL - I feel bad for the poor guy...
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    It's posts like this that make me happy that I'm single.
  • freeloaves
    freeloaves Posts: 281
    I fart all the time. I find it hilarious *shrug* I find it hilarious that my bf can't stand the smell hahahaha

    But I can't help my farting. I have no gall bladder :p
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    i am so fortunate that my husband doesnt do that around me on purpose. however, he doesnt want to open that door with me cause well.....nevermind :blushing:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    at least he loves you in more than one language

    Yes!! And its a lingering kind of love too.

    Such a romantic.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    I just farted. This flax seed stuff gives me gas... and honestly, my husband can't expect to be the only one human in this house and have the need to fart....


    fart-259x400.jpg
  • BethanyMasters
    BethanyMasters Posts: 519 Member
    Fart back. It's the only appropriate response.


    Lol this thread reminds me of a time when I farted in the car, like a huge one and locked the windows. He had tears in his eyes.
  • mamax5
    mamax5 Posts: 414 Member
    I have been married for 9 years and my hubby snapps my bra then lets one rip and seems proud about it....I swear, the man never grew up.
  • poisongirl1
    poisongirl1 Posts: 93 Member
    I like to sit on my fiance's lap and fart on him! haha
  • freeloaves
    freeloaves Posts: 281
    my bf once dutch ovened me ... with my own fart!!
  • mark03264
    mark03264 Posts: 334 Member
    I think we live in the same world. My SO does the same thing. Disgusting. He laughs - the more disgusted I get, the funnier he finds it.

    All men are perpetually stuck in the 7th grade. At least he didn't snap your bra AND fart at the same time.



    Yes we are stuck in 7th grade. I still laugh every time I hear the word "boobies"...

    "Boobies"! That's a completely different story...:love::tongue:
  • I agree with Chris. The girls act like they don't do anything to piss them off...
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    I'd rather have that then be cuddlin wit my hubby and all of a sudden it smells like death!! My darling man can kill with his "SBD's"!!!!!! Hell, at work he's cleared the room many a time his coworkers have told me!!

    oh man mine is the same way and the sad part is all of his workers do it so they are use to it but he can clear them out mind you they work on a submarine and are underwater for 6 months at a time lmao poor guys have to smell that all time and have no wear to get away lol
  • freeloaves
    freeloaves Posts: 281

    Yes we are stuck in 7th grade. I still laugh every time I hear the word "boobies"...

    "Boobies"! That's a completely different story...:love::tongue:

    exactly like my bf. I'll be talking to him, and he'll just grab my boobs and start playing with them, like a fascinated 15 year old :huh:
    If I ever want his attention, I know to shove boobies in his face.
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