Why do men
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Yeah, I usually call the shots for sex.
Goes a little something like:
Him: "Hey babe, how was your day?"
Me: "Yeah, good, take off your pants."
Sounds like my afternoons...0 -
Damn now my balls hurt. Feels like I have KICKED
Personally, if David started stompin', I'd start kickin'.....damn good thing he's not a stomper!! (Oh and babe...your balls shouldn't hurt...NONE of those apply to you!)
Why don't you try pissing in his cheerios? That might help0 -
i actually prefer a clear set of demands along with a set schedule.
it makes it easier for me to plan out skype sex and trips to the liquor store.
I think I like you! ;-)0 -
Yeah, I usually call the shots for sex.
Goes a little something like:
Him: "Hey babe, how was your day?"
Me: "Yeah, good, take off your pants."
that's EXACTLY what I say to Sancho, too!!!0 -
I know not of this schedule you speak of. If he feels he needs a schedule, he can get in the kitchen and whip up some din-din. And, he often has had to with me being at the gym everyday and him only every other day.0
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men always have to be on their schedule??????? They have to eat when they want to eat and we cook it for them. They need to **** and drink when they want.......sex when they want...cuz God forbid you want it at night and they want it in the morning....but we always give in. Its frustrating cuz you thing you are dealing with an adult but have to stoop to a child level with men cuz they do not know what compromise means and have to stomp about not getting their way.
Sorry....maybe this was a childish vent but am sure i;m not the only one that has had these arguments! So frustrating....The world doesn't revolve around testosterone!
Hun, I hate to tell you this...but you've been dating the wrong men.
Just sayin.0 -
I was reading this as my wife reminded me of all of the chores I need to do tonight... But I'll do them lovingly and then sit on the couch to scratch myself. Deal??0
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Yeah, I usually call the shots for sex.
Goes a little something like:
Him: "Hey babe, how was your day?"
Me: "Yeah, good, take off your pants."
naughty hush...is this before or after he plays the guitar for you?
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That's not all men that's some men. Try getting a new one. Or perhaps telling him to make his own damn food. And if you're not in the mood then you're not in the mood. He has two hands he can go rub one out.. (Though statistics show, within a few minutes of "giving in" your in the mood). So you could always just go with the flow since you'll be happier in the end too!!! Some men act like children and never grow up. And they'll continue as long as you let them. 0
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Men have balls to scratch. That's very important business.
From there on out, scheduling the rest of their day is a B-I-T-C-H so it's necessary that we work around their schedule.
Well that's the only way he can fit in the wife =( ;- D0 -
I bet if I put a post about women like this, it will be deleted. It's happened in the past!
Like how they get an attitude sometimes when they're supposed to be making sammiches?
I know. Sometimes they need to be reminded of their *** Place ***
Thats why she needs a laptop in the kitchen, To teacher her how to make a proper sammich :huh:0 -
but why is it that women can be angry at a man and the man has to deal with it. but if the woman makes the same mistake and the man is angry, the woman then gets angry with the man for being angry.
and i for one and sick of women blaming it all on hormones.
from now on, im going to blame all my errors on testicles.0 -
These topics always pee me off a bit. You have a problem with your partner, so you widen it out to 50% of the entire population of Earth?!
Even if EVERY man you'd ever met was like that, you are talking about 1% of the population. If that was a science experiment you'd say the sample was far too small to be representative.
People are often far too quick to try to pin faults on some wider general characteristic. I am certainly nothing like you describe.
Sorry to have a go but it just gets my goat when I am essentially being judged by the actions of someone with whom, for all we know, only has gender in common!0 -
I think it comes down to who is smarter and who has more talent. Me personally I look for my equal. Yes, she is hard to find. But well worth it. Somehow I think that you have in this rut your whole life.0
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Sounds like you got yourself a "he-*****"... :bigsmile:0
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this is so true
my boyfriend gets sooky if dinner isn't at 7pm on the dot, unless I tell him its rescheduled time earlier
he's a body builder and his diet is regimented. I use a new herb, i'm dead lol0 -
'Yeah, I usually call the shots for sex.
Goes a little something like:
Him: "Hey babe, how was your day?"
Me: "Yeah, good, take off your pants."
naughty hush...is this before or after he plays the guitar for you?)))
He can play guitar with his pants off.
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These topics always pee me off a bit. You have a problem with your partner, so you widen it out to 50% of the entire population of Earth?!
Even if EVERY man you'd ever met was like that, you are talking about 1% of the population. If that was a science experiment you'd say the sample was far too small to be representative.
People are often far too quick to try to pin faults on some wider general characteristic. I am certainly nothing like you describe.
Sorry to have a go but it just gets my goat when I am essentially being judged by the actions of someone with whom, for all we know, only has gender in common!
You, sir, are a real gent but just lighten up a little.
Will you marry me? I'll dump the old moaning geezer.0 -
I will be the first to admit that there are a lot of guys who are complete pieces of crap and why many ladies gravitate to them will always be a mystery to me.
Anyways besides that my curious mind always wonders when I hear a rant like this with no specific details provided what the rest of the story or the other side of the story is.
If he is so regimented and controlling that he literally demands food on the table at exactly x o`clock then yeah,it sounds like you have a problem that is only a symptom of a deeper one.
It has gotten under your skin and is now festering to the point of calamity.
Communication and counseling may be in order.
If you are trying to make an excuse for his reaction to a lack of organization or consideration (being off somewhere with no word or explanation at any and all hours) then perhaps a step back and look at it from how you would feel about that if the situation were reversed.
Not enough info provided to form an accurate opinion outside of what personal bias wishes for.0 -
This should clear things up...
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Men have balls to scratch. That's very important business.
From there on out, scheduling the rest of their day is a B-I-T-C-H so it's necessary that we work around their schedule.
agreed!
This is an awesome post Pantera!0 -
Because we're awesome.0
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1.21 Gigawatts!!!How are you communicating to us from 1955? That's amazing!
Dude!! That would mean she also has plutonium....
Quick! Into the DeLorian!0 -
After making her dinner and giving her the time of her life in bed I like to give her a little survey..
1. Have I showed you a good time tonight?
2. Would you recommend me to your friends?
hahahahahaha... Have a great day all!
If men and women weren't so different then life would be boring and we'd not have anything to ***** about. ; )0 -
Silly girl.. questioning a man. Lol! How cute.
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All people (esp men) will treat you the way you allow them to treat you. Simply don't allow it. Make it clear that you love and respect yourself and others must follow.
Best of luck :flowerforyou:
I have to agree with this statement, everyone teaches others how to treat them, so if you're not being treated the way you'd like to be, then its time to look at why you're letting it happen. It may be unintentional, but it's there.0 -
we always give in? i disagree...lol...men always have to be on their schedule??????? They have to eat when they want to eat and we cook it for them. They need to **** and drink when they want.......sex when they want...cuz God forbid you want it at night and they want it in the morning....but we always give in. Its frustrating cuz you thing you are dealing with an adult but have to stoop to a child level with men cuz they do not know what compromise means and have to stomp about not getting their way.
Sorry....maybe this was a childish vent but am sure i;m not the only one that has had these arguments! So frustrating....The world doesn't revolve around testosterone!0 -
This post is EXACTLY why The Little Rascals created the He-Man Woman Haterz Club......0
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This should clear things up...
Hahahahaha Love it!! LMAO! So glad I posted this.....BTW he made me and brought me a coffee to my office this morning....I guess my post wasn't all that accurate!!! LOL0
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