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If a magic fairy appeared

Murphk323
Murphk323 Posts: 184
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
and told you that today and today only you could eat whatever you wanted and not gain a single pound or feel bloated, what would you eat?
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  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    A unicorn
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    magic fairies
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    A unicorn

    coated in powdered sugar...
  • jamesdelong
    jamesdelong Posts: 177 Member
    like 5 bowls of Shepherd's Pie! I love that ****. (sorry was hyper thinking about it)
  • jamesdelong
    jamesdelong Posts: 177 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
  • adventuring
    adventuring Posts: 178
    All the sushi in the world. All of it. At once.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    your mom? *zing!* :bigsmile:
  • Lsqueezy
    Lsqueezy Posts: 128
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.

    Awesome.
  • Hollirot
    Hollirot Posts: 92 Member
    A juicy double cheeseburger, a bucket of french fries & a gallon of ketchup.

    Yesss.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream
  • moushtie
    moushtie Posts: 371 Member
    All the pizza and cream cake in the world...
  • ReginasHorror
    ReginasHorror Posts: 428 Member
    I would probably eat Clam chowder. i just cant get enough of it.
  • TopazCarey
    TopazCarey Posts: 263
    Pizza! Tons and tons of pizza! And brownies with ice cream!
  • Murphk323
    Murphk323 Posts: 184
    LOL NEVERMIND THEN

    *runs away*
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
    At least 4 servings of spaghetti and meatballs featuring my mother's homemade sauce and meatballs.
  • klsnell1981
    klsnell1981 Posts: 48 Member
    oh wow... homemade lasagna with potato salad, creamed corn, cheddar biscuits and chocolate trifle :)

    and a piece of red velvet cake 4 snack!

    and a chocolate milkshake and pizza hut cheesy bread 4 a midnite snack Lmao
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    LOL NEVERMIND THEN

    *runs away*
    Come back i was about to eat you next:-p
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    All the sushi in the world. All of it. At once.

    It would be on my list!
  • klsnell1981
    klsnell1981 Posts: 48 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
  • timtamslam
    timtamslam Posts: 86 Member
    Everything.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha

    Actually, they fart rainbows. They burp glitter. And they are delicious when deep-fried.
  • susanswan
    susanswan Posts: 1,194 Member
    Several jars of Goober peanut butter.....
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
  • Ireshgurl
    Ireshgurl Posts: 559
    breadsticks, alfredo sauce and chicken alfredo from the Olive Garden......... I miss the OG!!!!! guess it's a good thing there isn't one close by.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...
  • Rachaelluvszipped
    Rachaelluvszipped Posts: 768 Member
    Omg!!!! All the carbs possible!!! Starting with CHEESECAKE!!! :wink:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...

    I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...

    I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.
    sweet or tart?
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Pretty much everything.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.
    If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

    i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha
    They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

    Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

    Speak slowly and in great detail please...

    I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.
    sweet or tart?
    Depends on if they're wild or farm raised
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