If a magic fairy appeared

Sasssy69

Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.

Nooooo...You're confusing that with glitter.

femmerides

Don't unicorn's queef powdered sugar? That's the free bonus you get for catching one.

If its female yes, if its male you get whipped cream

i thought unicorns farted glitter...? hahahaha

They do, we were talking about queefing! Both male and females fart glitter and sneeze candy corn.

Wait... I need a detailed explanation of how the males queef whipped cream.

Speak slowly and in great detail please...

I was being nice, males ejaculate whipped cream not queef..... and they Both piss lemonade.

sweet or tart?

Depends on if they're wild or farm raised

So THAT'S where pink lemonade comes from! Great mysteries of the world... solved on MFP.

Actually you can only get pink lemonade a few days outta the month.

hahaha! i was so gonna say that! :-)

xsargex

a bacon-wrapped Turducken. If you don't know what a Turducken is, do yourself a favor and google some images.

jp09m

A unicorn

coated in powdered sugar...

with chocolate syrup drizzled all over

ohwhataday

meatball parm.. ugh.

or.. taccooooss. but like.. really really good tacos.

xsargex

I cant really think of a taco thats bad? Except maybe for one that sat in the trashcan too long?

thegymbunny

can I just chose every food mentioned thus far in this thread?


Please?

jenbusick

Peanut M&Ms! Reese's cups! Snickers Bars! Snickers ICE CREAM bars! Ding Dongs!

Barbecue beef brisket and fried green tomatoes! With that sauce LuVici's serves them with...

Chicken chimichangas and a BASKET of chips with guacamole!

CREME HORNS!!!!!! I would eat CREME HORNS! And Krispy Kremes chocolate-frosted cream-filled doughnuts, and one of each of whatever they have in the case at Suzanne's (local bakery) and a dozen different cupcakes from Gigi's.

And then I would go to the Toll House store and eat me a Double Trouble.

Oh, you are evil for even making me THINK of this stuff!