Old Sayings

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  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    lol... cats drag in the most dead of animals.... Usually after killing it themselves... What does that say about your mother?

    :noway:

    Hee hee hee, I'm sure your mother is a very nice lady....
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    How about "You're breeding a scab on your nose" when we would be acting silly and tormenting Mom. Or if someone was walking too slow, she'd say they were "slower than molasses in January".
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    " He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground":tongue:


    "Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    " He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground":tongue:


    "Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hi port. Its stormy here.
    :wink:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    " He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground":tongue:


    "Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hi port. Its stormy here.
    :wink:

    :laugh: B4 I was wonderin if anyone would get it!!

    :glasses: :heart:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    " He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground":tongue:


    "Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Hi port. Its stormy here.
    :wink:

    :laugh: B4 I was wonderin if anyone would get it!!

    :glasses: :heart:

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • renae5
    renae5 Posts: 393 Member

    Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky for us women - we get to have both at some point ! :grumble:
    HA! Had big ole boobs, then had drippy boobs, now have big ole droopy boobs, I vote for a breast lift!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:

    Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....
  • age1389
    age1389 Posts: 1,160 Member
    How about "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"
    That's pertaining to when unmarried couples move in together or have pre martial s*x.
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
    I remember going to visit my grandma one time when i was little like maybe 8 years old... and i asked her where her cat was and she told me that he had died... so of course i was heartbroken and i said "how did he die?" and she said "i dont know he just kicked the bucket".... i thought for sure the the cat had kicked a real bucket ... and it killed him :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: took me a few years to figure out what she meant by that lol
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member

    Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky for us women - we get to have both at some point ! :grumble:
    HA! Had big ole boobs, then had drippy boobs, now have big ole droopy boobs, I vote for a breast lift!!

    PM from Max in 5..4..3..2..1..
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:

    Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You just wait until I have a WHOLE body!
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:

    It's a work in progress... the whole 'getting limbs' thing...:wink::laugh:

    You look lovely in your new AV. :flowerforyou:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:

    Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You just wait until I have a WHOLE body!
    Better make it a nice one to go w/the pretty face.
    :wink:
  • renae5
    renae5 Posts: 393 Member

    Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky for us women - we get to have both at some point ! :grumble:
    HA! Had big ole boobs, then had drippy boobs, now have big ole droopy boobs, I vote for a breast lift!!

    PM from Max in 5..4..3..2..1..
    You are TOO funny. Besides Max is scared of me... he knows I BITE!!
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  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:

    Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You just wait until I have a WHOLE body!
    Better make it a nice one to go w/the pretty face.
    :wink:

    Awwwww, you are just too sweet B4.... and I made the mean comment about crazy eyes... lol
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    Awwwww, you are just too sweet B4.... and I made the mean comment about crazy eyes... lol

    wanna make it up to me? :smokin: :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    Better make it a nice one to go w/the pretty face.
    :wink:

    :blushing: Gold Star for you today.
  • renae5
    renae5 Posts: 393 Member
    Where are you Max?? I know you have to have a boob comment!!


    I'm just enjoying the moment,
    Well, alright... If that makes you happy!! Just sit silently and dream about the boobs!!
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Where are you Max?? I know you have to have a boob comment!!


    I'm just enjoying the moment,

    *censored*
    :bigsmile:
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member

    Awwwww, you are just too sweet B4.... and I made the mean comment about crazy eyes... lol

    wanna make it up to me? :smokin: :laugh:

    Nope... I'm not retracting... Just saying... lol...
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:

    It's a work in progress... the whole 'getting limbs' thing...:wink::laugh:

    You look lovely in your new AV. :flowerforyou:
    Thank you! That is me adding color to my wardrobe! I am the type to buy all black! LOL! Trying to get out of that habit! :wink: :laugh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Max I just pm'd ya an old saying.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:

    Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You just wait until I have a WHOLE body!
    Better make it a nice one to go w/the pretty face.
    :wink:
    Oh you know it! She'll be wearing bedazzled clothes too! Cause she's got skillz!! :bigsmile:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Bedazzled????
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    Oh you know it! She'll be wearing bedazzled clothes too! Cause she's got skillz!! :bigsmile:

    It's my MO. :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    Bedazzled????

    pm Max...he'll explain. :wink:
  • renae5
    renae5 Posts: 393 Member
    Max I just pm'd ya an old saying.
    No fair, you have to share with all!! Besides, Max is busy dreaming about BOOBIES!!!
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