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My Dad always says when he sees someone who had to much to drink. "He has his round shoes on"
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Any idea what that means?
Imagine how you would walk if your shoes were shaped like balls - particularly on the soles..
Very funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
My mom used to say, "Use your head for something besides a hat rack".0
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My mom used to say, "Use your head for something besides a hat rack".
Parents would tell me I would lose my head if it wasn`t attached to my shoulders.
That was when I was tearing the house apart looking for a lost homework assignment.0 -
My mom used to say, "Use your head for something besides a hat rack".
Parents would tell me I would lose my head if it wasn`t attached to my shoulders.
That was when I was tearing the house apart looking for a lost homework assignment.
Gee, my mom always said that if it was a snake it would have bitten me (when I was looking for something, and it was in plain sight)0 -
Speaking of "round heels", my Dad used to call a slutty looking girl a "round heel". He also uses the expression (when the kids are NOT around) "Colder than a witches tit" wonder how cold a witches boob actually is??0
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Speaking of "round heels", my Dad used to call a slutty looking girl a "round heel". He also uses the expression (when the kids are NOT around) "Colder than a witches tit" wonder how cold a witches boob actually is??
I thought it was colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra?0 -
My mom used to say, "Use your head for something besides a hat rack".
Parents would tell me I would lose my head if it wasn`t attached to my shoulders.
That was when I was tearing the house apart looking for a lost homework assignment.
Gee, my mom always said that if it was a snake it would have bitten me (when I was looking for something, and it was in plain sight)
Yep to both. :laugh: And then, "It's going to be in the last place you look" when you're looking for something. Well, duh! Because then you quit looking. :ohwell:0 -
My Mom always says 'Well, it's all gone Tits-Up'....or just Titsup if it's a particularly bad day.... :smokin: :laugh:0
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Speaking of "round heels", my Dad used to call a slutty looking girl a "round heel". He also uses the expression (when the kids are NOT around) "Colder than a witches tit" wonder how cold a witches boob actually is??
I thought it was colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra?0 -
My Mom always says 'Well, it's all gone Tits-Up'....or just Titsup if it's a particularly bad day.... :smokin: :laugh:0
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My Mom always says 'Well, it's all gone Tits-Up'....or just Titsup if it's a particularly bad day.... :smokin: :laugh:
:laugh: Well I guess going feet over head is just as bad as having droopy boobs.... actually, droopy boobs are probably worse. :laugh:0 -
My Mom always says 'Well, it's all gone Tits-Up'....or just Titsup if it's a particularly bad day.... :smokin: :laugh:
:laugh: Well I guess going feet over head is just as bad as having droopy boobs.... actually, droopy boobs are probably worse. :laugh:0 -
Where are you Max?? I know you have to have a boob comment!!0
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My Mom always says 'Well, it's all gone Tits-Up'....or just Titsup if it's a particularly bad day.... :smokin: :laugh:
:laugh: Well I guess going feet over head is just as bad as having droopy boobs.... actually, droopy boobs are probably worse. :laugh:
:laugh: That IS the worst! Ahhhh TITS! :laugh:0 -
More nervous than a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs
I love that one!0 -
How about, "more busy than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest!"0
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My Mom always says 'Well, it's all gone Tits-Up'....or just Titsup if it's a particularly bad day.... :smokin: :laugh:
:laugh: Well I guess going feet over head is just as bad as having droopy boobs.... actually, droopy boobs are probably worse. :laugh:
Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol0 -
Personally I love all the sayings that peope use to discribe someone that might be a touch insane, or not as smart as they could be. My FAVORITE is the wheel is turning but the hampster is dead.
--Diann...
"Several fries short of a happy meal"
"Couple cards short of a full deck"
"Heeeeeere's your sign!"0 -
Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky for us women - we get to have both at some point ! :grumble:0 -
lol... cats drag in the most dead of animals.... Usually after killing it themselves... What does that say about your mother?
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