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lol... cats drag in the most dead of animals.... Usually after killing it themselves... What does that say about your mother?
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Hee hee hee, I'm sure your mother is a very nice lady....0 -
How about "You're breeding a scab on your nose" when we would be acting silly and tormenting Mom. Or if someone was walking too slow, she'd say they were "slower than molasses in January".0
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" He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground"
"Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
" He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground"
"Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hi port. Its stormy here.0 -
" He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground"
"Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hi port. Its stormy here.
:laugh: B4 I was wonderin if anyone would get it!!
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" He wouldnt know his *kitten* from a whole in the ground"
"Any ol port in a storm":laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hi port. Its stormy here.
:laugh: B4 I was wonderin if anyone would get it!!
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Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky for us women - we get to have both at some point ! :grumble:0 -
Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:0
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Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:
Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....0 -
How about "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free"
That's pertaining to when unmarried couples move in together or have pre martial s*x.0 -
I remember going to visit my grandma one time when i was little like maybe 8 years old... and i asked her where her cat was and she told me that he had died... so of course i was heartbroken and i said "how did he die?" and she said "i dont know he just kicked the bucket".... i thought for sure the the cat had kicked a real bucket ... and it killed him :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: took me a few years to figure out what she meant by that lol0
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Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky for us women - we get to have both at some point ! :grumble:
PM from Max in 5..4..3..2..1..0 -
Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:
Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You just wait until I have a WHOLE body!0 -
Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:
It's a work in progress... the whole 'getting limbs' thing...:laugh:
You look lovely in your new AV. :flowerforyou:0 -
Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:
Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You just wait until I have a WHOLE body!0 -
Would you rather.... have droopy boobs... or drippy boobs! lol
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lucky for us women - we get to have both at some point ! :grumble:
PM from Max in 5..4..3..2..1..0 -
Hey Miss Poupon! You have a neck now at least!!! :laugh:
Yes, but she kind of has crazy eyes....
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: You just wait until I have a WHOLE body!
Awwwww, you are just too sweet B4.... and I made the mean comment about crazy eyes... lol0 -
Awwwww, you are just too sweet B4.... and I made the mean comment about crazy eyes... lol
wanna make it up to me? :smokin: :laugh:0 -
Better make it a nice one to go w/the pretty face.
:blushing: Gold Star for you today.0
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