Worst first date ever?

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  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
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    Picked this girl up and she asked if we could make a stop on the way to dinner. "Sure, no problem."
    So we pull up to this big house and she disappears inside while I sit in the car. 20 mins or so later she comes back out.

    So we go to dinner, everything seems fine, and we decide to go walk on the beach. On the way down to the beach she asks if we can make a stop again. "Sure, no problem."

    So we make a stop, and I wait in the car again while she disappears for about 25 mins.

    She comes back out and I notice her skirt is a little messed up, but think nothing of it, she must have used the bathroom or something.

    So, we're walking on the beach, and again everything seems fine. Her purse was slightly open and I noticed that she had a roll of condoms in there..... Hmmm...

    Anyways, at the end of the night, she said she wanted to see me again, so we made another date for the following week.

    3 days later, I saw her again, visiting one of my neighbors, who I knew to use escort services on a regular basis.

    This is not even the worst one.....
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Picked this girl up and she asked if we could make a stop on the way to dinner. "Sure, no problem."
    So we pull up to this big house and she disappears inside while I sit in the car. 20 mins or so later she comes back out.

    So we go to dinner, everything seems fine, and we decide to go walk on the beach. On the way down to the beach she asks if we can make a stop again. "Sure, no problem."

    So we make a stop, and I wait in the car again while she disappears for about 25 mins.

    She comes back out and I notice her skirt is a little messed up, but think nothing of it, she must have used the bathroom or something.

    So, we're walking on the beach, and again everything seems fine. Her purse was slightly open and I noticed that she had a roll of condoms in there..... Hmmm...

    Anyways, at the end of the night, she said she wanted to see me again, so we made another date for the following week.

    3 days later, I saw her again, visiting one of my neighbors, who I knew to use escort services on a regular basis.

    This is not even the worst one.....

    Just wow... :noway:
  • aim2lose
    aim2lose Posts: 101 Member
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    Great thread! So glad I lead a very boring life with just me and my animals!
  • flgirlsteph
    flgirlsteph Posts: 125 Member
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    D A M N!
    YOU WIN!
    My date called me the wrong name...

    Thats not THAT bad for a first date.

    Now, if you had been dating a few weeks... thats trouble.

    Mine has called me his exes name 5 times in the matter of 2 months....lol i live with him to rofl
  • flgirlsteph
    flgirlsteph Posts: 125 Member
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    Picked this girl up and she asked if we could make a stop on the way to dinner. "Sure, no problem."
    So we pull up to this big house and she disappears inside while I sit in the car. 20 mins or so later she comes back out.

    So we go to dinner, everything seems fine, and we decide to go walk on the beach. On the way down to the beach she asks if we can make a stop again. "Sure, no problem."

    So we make a stop, and I wait in the car again while she disappears for about 25 mins.

    She comes back out and I notice her skirt is a little messed up, but think nothing of it, she must have used the bathroom or something.

    So, we're walking on the beach, and again everything seems fine. Her purse was slightly open and I noticed that she had a roll of condoms in there..... Hmmm...

    Anyways, at the end of the night, she said she wanted to see me again, so we made another date for the following week.

    3 days later, I saw her again, visiting one of my neighbors, who I knew to use escort services on a regular basis.

    This is not even the worst one.....

    Bless your heart lol
  • MzBug
    MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
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    Talked to a guy online for a couple months...e-harmony I think it was. Seemed like an ok guy, professional suit and tie dude, six figure income, nice car, own house, a little chunky and my age (35 then). We met at a steak house and had a nice dinner with a couple glasses of wine. Good conversation, guy was smart and funny, nice manners, tipped well and seemed interested in me as a person. We decided to go for a walk on the boardwalk so we hopped in his car for the mile ride to the beach and left my car at the steak house. We sat down on a bench at the end of the boardwalk, holding hands and just chatting. Out of the blue he pulls a large pacifier out of his pocket..."I would really like it if you would come back to my place...I could put on my diaper and you can be my mommy...."

    Ohhhhhh HELL NO!! I walked back to my car. I blocked him online and refused his calls.
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    Talked to a guy online for a couple months...e-harmony I think it was. Seemed like an ok guy, professional suit and tie dude, six figure income, nice car, own house, a little chunky and my age (35 then). We met at a steak house and had a nice dinner with a couple glasses of wine. Good conversation, guy was smart and funny, nice manners, tipped well and seemed interested in me as a person. We decided to go for a walk on the boardwalk so we hopped in his car for the mile ride to the beach and left my car at the steak house. We sat down on a bench at the end of the boardwalk, holding hands and just chatting. Out of the blue he pulls a large pacifier out of his pocket..."I would really like it if you would come back to my place...I could put on my diaper and you can be my mommy...."

    Ohhhhhh HELL NO!! I walked back to my car. I blocked him online and refused his calls.

    OMG I spit my drink out. The woman with the date that pulled off his fake hand. OMG. I couldn't help but laugh.
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
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    Turned a 1 on 1 dinner at a nice res-truant into a group outing with her college dorm friends, and then ended up hiding behind me when she saw her dad.

    I told her I had to go out for a smoke and then GTFOOT.
  • LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo
    LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo Posts: 3,634 Member
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    I was 20 when I met this cute guy from our college fair disco. He asked for my number & since then we talk on the phone everyday. Then one time he asked me out at 7:00pm & being a young lady then, I thought I was thrilled & excited for our first date since I kinda like the guy too. Well I was surprised that he brought me to this place full of people & seemed like there will be a conference meeting. Turned out that it was a business meeting of Amway & that guy is recruiting me to become his downline, oh what the heck :grumble:
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
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    That *kitten* left me naked on the floor of that unfurnished townhouse THREE times to go puke. On a related note, don't drink rum with sailors.
  • treenzdreamz
    treenzdreamz Posts: 301 Member
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    Met a guy offline when I was in my teenage years... Arranged to meet at the local movie theatre turned up he had a rose for me I thought lovely nice guy blah blah... Ended up going back to his house he wanted me too meet his parents..Get back to his parents and the like oh we heard so much about you you look like ya pic even prettier etc..I'm thinking huh...The guy had my internet pic in his wallet as well as one under his pillow and one on his wall...Warning bells should of rung but no...Went away that weekend and he rang me 24/7 telling me he was going go on the loud speaker at the airport and declare his love for me etc..I ended up saying omg good bye and ignoring his phone calls he must of got the message thank god
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
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    Picked this girl up and she asked if we could make a stop on the way to dinner. "Sure, no problem."
    So we pull up to this big house and she disappears inside while I sit in the car. 20 mins or so later she comes back out.

    So we go to dinner, everything seems fine, and we decide to go walk on the beach. On the way down to the beach she asks if we can make a stop again. "Sure, no problem."

    So we make a stop, and I wait in the car again while she disappears for about 25 mins.

    She comes back out and I notice her skirt is a little messed up, but think nothing of it, she must have used the bathroom or something.

    So, we're walking on the beach, and again everything seems fine. Her purse was slightly open and I noticed that she had a roll of condoms in there..... Hmmm...

    Anyways, at the end of the night, she said she wanted to see me again, so we made another date for the following week.

    3 days later, I saw her again, visiting one of my neighbors, who I knew to use escort services on a regular basis.

    This is not even the worst one.....

    Did this REALLY happen?!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Talked to a guy online for a couple months...e-harmony I think it was. Seemed like an ok guy, professional suit and tie dude, six figure income, nice car, own house, a little chunky and my age (35 then). We met at a steak house and had a nice dinner with a couple glasses of wine. Good conversation, guy was smart and funny, nice manners, tipped well and seemed interested in me as a person. We decided to go for a walk on the boardwalk so we hopped in his car for the mile ride to the beach and left my car at the steak house. We sat down on a bench at the end of the boardwalk, holding hands and just chatting. Out of the blue he pulls a large pacifier out of his pocket..."I would really like it if you would come back to my place...I could put on my diaper and you can be my mommy...."

    Ohhhhhh HELL NO!! I walked back to my car. I blocked him online and refused his calls.

    O...M...G... e-Harmony strikes again...how come you never see THESE stories on the commercials?
  • treesloth
    treesloth Posts: 162 Member
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    O...M...G... e-Harmony strikes again...how come you never see THESE stories on the commercials?

    I'm sure that SNL could work up something awesome.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    O...M...G... e-Harmony strikes again...how come you never see THESE stories on the commercials?

    I'm sure that SNL could work up something awesome.

    Indeed...something along the lines of the "Happy Fun Ball"...
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
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    One guy I went out on a date with said he needed to stop in the mall for something...ok whatever. (I knew him prior to actual date so it's not like it was weird)

    He was in there a while so I decided to go in the mall....

    To find him being cuffed for shoplifting! He yells "Leslie Leslie!" to try to get me to help him.

    I just looked around with a bewildered look on my face and went back outside where I promptly called a friend to come get me.

    Effin moron.
  • yanicka
    yanicka Posts: 1,004 Member
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    I met this guy on Eharmony. We did chat a bit by email, then had our first phone conversation. It was a very weird conversation and when he asked me how old were my cats, I just said that I was tired and said goodbuy. Thank god we didn't get to the first date!!!!
  • piezoeyjune
    piezoeyjune Posts: 186 Member
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    I was 18 on a first date.

    He picked me up at my house and as we were driving away he asked me why I decided to go out with him.

    Before I could answer he told me that for all I knew he was a serial killer...

    Okaaaaaay.

    I got out at the next light and walked home...
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    I was 18 on a first date.

    He picked me up at my house and as we were driving away he asked me why I decided to go out with him.

    Before I could answer he told me that for all I knew he was a serial killer...

    Okaaaaaay.

    I got out at the next light and walked home...

    Girls don't like that?

    Damn. I am soooo doing it wrong.
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
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    WOW! Don't know if I can beat any of these stories, but when I was in college I went out with this guy and we went back to his place to "watch a movie" (yeah, yeah, I shoulda known better) :grumble: . Anyway, i told him we could make out a little bit, but nothing more. So we start making out on his couch and he turns on a freaking PORNO! Not your Skin-emax soft stuff, but some really intense *kitten*! I pulled away from him and he was like "why don't you want to watch this with me?" I immediately left. Ugh, what a creep!

    I love your first date. That sounds like the best idea ever. ;)

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