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Smart alecks only please...

PatientBearTiger
PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
If you are a smart aleck...

If you can dish it out AND take it...

If you enjoy four-letter words for no particular reason...

If you take your health and exercise and diet seriously...

If you are fun and can laugh at yourself...

AND if you are a fan of conjoined animals....

Then you are a cool MF(P)er.

And that's all I have to say about that.
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  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    holy **** I got here as fast as I could!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    ****in' A!
  • livinghcglacey
    livinghcglacey Posts: 63
    holy **** I got here as fast as I could!

    :laugh: I'm speachless at this entire post, but that made me laugh, OUT LOUD! that and MF(P)er HAHAHA!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
    If you are a smart aleck...

    If you can dish it out AND take it...

    If you enjoy four-letter words for no particular reason...

    If you take your health and exercise and diet seriously...

    If you are fun and can laugh at yourself...

    AND if you are a fan of conjoined animals....

    Then you are a cool MF(P)er.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

    Reported
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
    Conjoined ALBINO animals, k?
  • LadyOfOceanBreeze
    LadyOfOceanBreeze Posts: 762 Member
    does a bunny hop on all fours?:laugh: :wink:
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    You rang?
  • anewattitude
    anewattitude Posts: 483 Member
    Looks like I fit in. Nice to meet you.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    There is to be no making fun of me....
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    If you are a smart aleck...

    If you can dish it out AND take it...

    If you enjoy four-letter words for no particular reason...

    If you take your health and exercise and diet seriously...

    If you are fun and can laugh at yourself...

    AND if you are a fan of conjoined animals....

    Then you are a cool MF(P)er.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

    Reported
    Reported for reporting!
  • jamk1446
    jamk1446 Posts: 5,577 Member
    I am a fan of mushroom men riding on conjoined animals. Somebody needs to change their avatar.
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    If you are a smart aleck...

    If you can dish it out AND take it...

    If you enjoy four-letter words for no particular reason...

    If you take your health and exercise and diet seriously...

    If you are fun and can laugh at yourself...

    AND if you are a fan of conjoined animals....

    Then you are a cool MF(P)er.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

    Reported
    Reported for reporting!

    reported for tattling on my BFAM!
  • ktbug82
    ktbug82 Posts: 166
    If you are a smart aleck...

    If you can dish it out AND take it...

    If you enjoy four-letter words for no particular reason...

    If you take your health and exercise and diet seriously...

    If you are fun and can laugh at yourself...

    AND if you are a fan of conjoined animals....

    Then you are a cool MF(P)er.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

    Reported

    I'm calling Penny. Better BUCKLE UP
  • ladyhawk00
    ladyhawk00 Posts: 2,457 Member
    We'll try to let this one stay up. Keep it clean and watch the language.

    Thanks for your cooperation.
    Ladyhawk00
    MyFitnessPal Forum Moderator
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    If you are a smart aleck...

    If you can dish it out AND take it...

    If you enjoy four-letter words for no particular reason...

    If you take your health and exercise and diet seriously...

    If you are fun and can laugh at yourself...

    AND if you are a fan of conjoined animals....

    Then you are a cool MF(P)er.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

    Reported

    I'm calling Penny. Better BUCKLE UP
    You better Buckle up if Penny's drivin'! Apparently he drives like a bat out of h***!
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    We'll try to let this one stay up. Keep it clean and watch the language.

    Thanks for your cooperation.
    Ladyhawk00
    MyFitnessPal Forum Moderator

    Thank you!! We'll behave!!
  • ldybugg
    ldybugg Posts: 134
    :laugh: :drinker: cheers!
    crap! i have to behave?!?!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    We'll try to let this one stay up. Keep it clean and watch the language.

    Thanks for your cooperation.
    Ladyhawk00
    MyFitnessPal Forum Moderator

    Sounds like the start of a boxing match :smokin:
  • FindingFit50s
    FindingFit50s Posts: 162
    At your service, sir. •_~
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
    Finally a place where i belong ! ~ I'm HOME MAMA, IM HOME ! ~
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I am none of those things. I'll get my coat...
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    We'll try to let this one stay up. Keep it clean and watch the language.

    Thanks for your cooperation.
    Ladyhawk00
    MyFitnessPal Forum Moderator

    Sounds like the start of a boxing match :smokin:

    agreed!

    **Michael Buffer voice** LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
    O'ya, somebody slip Ladyhawk00 a micky quick ! Oh and dont forget Cat Crazy too !
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    I am none of those things. I'll get my coat...

    wise squishy kitty is always welcome!

    **tucks Contrarian in pocket**
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    By this definition, I'm SO cool.... *happy dance*
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,462 Member
    It's so hard to keep up with the cool requirements.

    Thanks for updating the list.
  • paulaGetshealthy
    paulaGetshealthy Posts: 464
    I'm smart, but my name isn't Aleck, so...?

    ;)
  • ajk828
    ajk828 Posts: 335
    I am none of those things. I'll get my coat...

    aren't you wearing your coat?
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    If I'm 5 out of 6 can I stay? Cause it looks like the one thing I am not, will get this shut down anyway. lol:flowerforyou:
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
    So far you people that have responded have made me So happy !! ~~Please i need more friends that have a smart mouth and can take crap ! My other friends wont pull the stick out of their *kitten* and they have manners , Some people have some nerve ! :huh:
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