Smart alecks only please...

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  • timeforme23
    timeforme23 Posts: 461
    If you are a smart aleck...

    If you can dish it out AND take it...

    If you enjoy four-letter words for no particular reason...

    If you take your health and exercise and diet seriously...

    If you are fun and can laugh at yourself...

    AND if you are a fan of conjoined animals....

    Then you are a cool MF(P)er.

    And that's all I have to say about that.

    Sweet. I passed the . . . stranger test?
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    This post is bull**** I will use all the rainbows in my *kitten* to stop the spread of fun and cheer
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    Is it too late to get in on the smart *kitten* parade?? My witty comments will fall on deaf ears if so & that's just a tragedy we should all strive to avoid...

    Never too late. Jump on in.

    Sweet! P.S. I love Steve McQueen...The Great Escape & Magnificent Seven are 2 of my all time fave movies

    Excellent. You might be the coolest person I know. :flowerforyou: Great taste in movies!!
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    This post is bull**** I will use all the rainbows in my *kitten* to stop the spread of fun and cheer

    Please leave anything you pull out of your tushy away from our party.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    I'm constipated anyways. Backup sunshine and ****.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    I'm constipated anyways. Backup sunshine and ****.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Is it too late to get in on the smart *kitten* parade?? My witty comments will fall on deaf ears if so & that's just a tragedy we should all strive to avoid...

    Never too late. Jump on in.

    Sweet! P.S. I love Steve McQueen...The Great Escape & Magnificent Seven are 2 of my all time fave movies

    Excellent. You might be the coolest person I know. :flowerforyou: Great taste in movies!!

    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?
  • ladycomix
    ladycomix Posts: 104
    What? No rainbows and unicorns?

    Nope. Rainbows are stupid and unicorns don't exist.

    I take offence to that.

    I take a fence and ask you to be considerate. My mother was a unicorn.

    I know. I rode her.

    And then I ate her.

    Tasted like chicken.

    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat_inside.jpg
  • mightymom2
    mightymom2 Posts: 312 Member
    saw there was a party in here....can i stay?? :drinker::glasses: :drinker::glasses: :drinker: :glasses: :drinker::glasses: :drinker:
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    What? No rainbows and unicorns?

    Nope. Rainbows are stupid and unicorns don't exist.

    I take offence to that.

    I take a fence and ask you to be considerate. My mother was a unicorn.

    I know. I rode her.

    And then I ate her.

    Tasted like chicken.

    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat_inside.jpg

    It was so fluffy!!!! But then it died...
  • ladycomix
    ladycomix Posts: 104
    What? No rainbows and unicorns?

    Nope. Rainbows are stupid and unicorns don't exist.

    I take offence to that.

    I take a fence and ask you to be considerate. My mother was a unicorn.

    I know. I rode her.

    And then I ate her.

    Tasted like chicken.

    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat_inside.jpg

    It was so fluffy!!!! But then it died...

    but it was sparkly delish!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    but it was sparkly delish!!
    [/quote]

    Nom, nom, nom...
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.

    So then one can assume that Planet of the Apes is not in your DVD library? :wink:
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.

    So then one can assume that Planet of the Apes is not in your DVD library? :wink:

    I SAID I don't want to talk about it!!
  • ladycomix
    ladycomix Posts: 104

    but it was sparkly delish!!

    Nom, nom, nom...

    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat_parts_diagram.jpg

    I believe I'll start with the hopes :devil:

    (edited due to tag fail)
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.

    So then one can assume that Planet of the Apes is not in your DVD library? :wink:

    I SAID I don't want to talk about it!!

    Did you know that the fear of knees or kneeling is called "genuphobia"?
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.

    So then one can assume that Planet of the Apes is not in your DVD library? :wink:

    I SAID I don't want to talk about it!!

    Did you know that the fear of knees or kneeling is called "genuphobia"?

    I did not know that. Is this some kind of trick to talk about monkeys?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.

    So then one can assume that Planet of the Apes is not in your DVD library? :wink:

    I SAID I don't want to talk about it!!

    Did you know that the fear of knees or kneeling is called "genuphobia"?

    I did not know that. Is this some kind of trick to talk about monkeys?

    Nope...just a total random subject change...I find the initial WTF reaction to the random fact usually does the trick to get your mind off of whatever unpleasant topic preceded it.

    That being said...Frogs can't swallow without blinking.
  • ladycomix
    ladycomix Posts: 104
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.

    So then one can assume that Planet of the Apes is not in your DVD library? :wink:

    I SAID I don't want to talk about it!!

    Did you know that the fear of knees or kneeling is called "genuphobia"?

    I did not know that. Is this some kind of trick to talk about monkeys?

    so I need to find kneeling monkeys to complete my reign of image terror? George_Kneeling.jpg
  • jetscreaminagain
    jetscreaminagain Posts: 1,130 Member
    I seriously love you guys.
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
    so I need to find kneeling monkeys to complete my reign of image terror? George_Kneeling.jpg

    DUDE!!!!! Your bleeping monkey is peeing on the floor!!!! See????? Monkeys SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Thanks! Though why the hating on monkeys? Did one fling poo at you?

    I don't want to talk about it.

    So then one can assume that Planet of the Apes is not in your DVD library? :wink:

    I SAID I don't want to talk about it!!

    Did you know that the fear of knees or kneeling is called "genuphobia"?

    I did not know that. Is this some kind of trick to talk about monkeys?

    so I need to find kneeling monkeys to complete my reign of image terror?

    throwing myself on the Curious George grenade...think of me fondly...
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    What? No rainbows and unicorns?

    Nope. Rainbows are stupid and unicorns don't exist.

    I take offence to that.

    I take a fence and ask you to be considerate. My mother was a unicorn.

    I know. I rode her.

    And then I ate her.

    Tasted like chicken.

    e5a7_canned_unicorn_meat_inside.jpg

    I just fell in love...AGAIN. Who DOESN'T like Thinkgeek.com????
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