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  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    What is Count Draculas favorite animal?

    A Giraffe.
  • ABetterBalance
    ABetterBalance Posts: 298
    In the beginning when God was creating the world, He was sitting on a cloud, telling his pal the Arch Angel Gabriel what he planned for Scotland.

    " Gabe" says He "I'm going to give this place high majestic mountains, purple glens, soaring eagles, streams laden with salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whiskey colored nectar can be made, green, lush, spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground, oil under the sea,..."

    " Hold up! Hold up!" Interjected the bold Gabriel " Are you not being too generous to these Scots ? "

    Back came the Almighty's reply " Not really, wait until you see the neighbors I'm giving them !!! "
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