Dear annoying person 2!
Dear annoying person 2,
I know you enjoy talking to people but laughing and sharing turkey recipes and having a 10 minute convo with them is really f**king annoying, I am trying to work and call people to get information but your constant repugnant laughter and constant flapping of those awful lips with your shrill birdlike voice makes my ear drums want to curl up and die. I try to deal with it by turning up my music but I can hear you over my damn music, I can only turn it up so high! Can you please do us all a favour and shut the @#@$$#$@$% up because when you are not here I get twice as much work done.
Rant and complain about people who annoy you!
I know you enjoy talking to people but laughing and sharing turkey recipes and having a 10 minute convo with them is really f**king annoying, I am trying to work and call people to get information but your constant repugnant laughter and constant flapping of those awful lips with your shrill birdlike voice makes my ear drums want to curl up and die. I try to deal with it by turning up my music but I can hear you over my damn music, I can only turn it up so high! Can you please do us all a favour and shut the @#@$$#$@$% up because when you are not here I get twice as much work done.
Rant and complain about people who annoy you!
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Lol... That was good enough to cover mine I think... Just throw in the constant sound effects added to every situation (and I was like "bam!" and he said "urk!"...) and it may even be the same person...0
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i work at home and i annoy myself by talking to myself all day...
and im utterly grateful i dont have to deal with asshats like you are dealing with
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My office mate sings Bad Romance under her breath. Several times a day. She's got that cigarette stained voice too...0
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Dear "Gym Guy",
As I said last week and the week before and the week before... NO you cannot jump into the middle of my set. Just because I jump on one of the FIVE machines you are "currently" using doesn't mean it's your machine. F*K off! I'll be done in a minute or two, go use one of the others you are monopolizing.0 -
My office mate sings Bad Romance under her breath. Several times a day. She's got that cigarette stained voice too...
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Dear Annoying Co-Workers,
I didn't thinnk it was possible for you all to delve any more into how ugly you think "baby Jay-Bey" will be. But, you managed to.
Also, the jokes about you working in strip clubs... not funny. Not only not funny but I can't imagine a man paying to see that naked.
You all make me long for the days of Calliou and whining all day long.
PS.. I STILL want my $110 -
My office mate sings Bad Romance under her breath. Several times a day. She's got that cigarette stained voice too...
I know this sucks for you, but DAMN this made my day!!!0 -
My office mate sings Bad Romance under her breath. Several times a day. She's got that cigarette stained voice too...
You have to hear it at work. She has to hear it every time she speaks. Who suffers more?0 -
Dear obnoxious Mom's,
Yes I plan on having kids one day, no that day is not today. I know that you got pregnant "by accident and it's the best thing ever" well I know how to take a pill once a day and don't feel like rushing the process thank you very much. Yes your kids are cute, and sure I will hold them, but I will not be made to feel as though I'm not a whole person just because I haven't squeezed out yet another person for the planet. When I am financially able to give my offspring the life I want it to have then I will pop one out, until then don't judge me! A husband, a house, two dogs, and a job and a half gives me a pretty darn full life
Kaythanxbye
p.s.
I know that you are just jealous that I can sleep through the night and took that weekend vacay to Boston on a whim
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Dear annoying person 2,
I know you enjoy talking to people but laughing and sharing turkey recipes and having a 10 minute convo with them is really f**king annoying, I am trying to work and call people to get information but your constant repugnant laughter and constant flapping of those awful lips with your shrill birdlike voice makes my ear drums want to curl up and die. I try to deal with it by turning up my music but I can hear you over my damn music, I can only turn it up so high! Can you please do us all a favour and shut the @#@$$#$@$% up because when you are not here I get twice as much work done.
Rant and complain about people who annoy you!
wow you sound like me, i can relate to this so much0 -
PS.. I STILL want my $11
Love
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Dear annoying driver,
That upside down, red and white triangle with the word YIELD on it means you are supposed to watch for the other traffic that may be headed your way so you don't get SMASHED.
Dear annoying co-worker,
I am GLAD you enjoy your food. Can you keep it to yourself and chew with your mouth shut please?
Dear annoying lady,
... that ASSUMED I was making fun of you today (if you knew me at all - you would KNOW better) - BITE ME!
That is all.0 -
Dear fellow public transit rider;
Would you kindly remove your thigh from mine? You see there is a line between the two seat cushions on this bench, and all you have to do is stay on your side of the line. To do this, all you need to do is close your legs. There is nothing so big between your legs that you need to give it a full straddle clearance. Seriously, stop flattering yourself. And turn down your iPod. You're going to blow out your eardrums, as well as mine, with that crap blaring so loudly.
Thank you.0 -
Dear Boss,
You may be the sweetest woman alive. Why did you hire these jackals?0 -
Dear Coworker,
Please STOP being so obvious when you stare at my t!ts. I mean, come on!!!
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Ms. Don't-mind-if-you-look-but-for-the-love-of-dog-wipe-the-drool0 -
Dear annoying person 2,
I know you enjoy talking to people but laughing and sharing turkey recipes and having a 10 minute convo with them is really f**king annoying, I am trying to work and call people to get information but your constant repugnant laughter and constant flapping of those awful lips with your shrill birdlike voice makes my ear drums want to curl up and die. I try to deal with it by turning up my music but I can hear you over my damn music, I can only turn it up so high! Can you please do us all a favour and shut the @#@$$#$@$% up because when you are not here I get twice as much work done.
Rant and complain about people who annoy you!
wow you sound like me, i can relate to this so much
Haha you should share some of your stories 0 -
Dear ladies in the office. No I don't want Wendys for lunch... no I don't want a cookie.... no I don't want cheese dip for the stale tortilla chips left from last week. Leave me the hell alone. I don't care that you two have a click. I don't care that you don't include me in the AM talk. You both need to grow the hell up. PS... No wonder why the boss likes me better. I am not immature and annoying like both of you are. And don't hate just because you both are obese and will not even attempt to diet. Kiss my skinner than your *kitten* ! And I want to now call both of you my new favorite word that I have learnt from MFP.. You both are Asshats !!! Yes... Asshats !!!!! lol.0
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Dear ladies in the office. No I don't want Wendys for lunch... no I don't want a cookie.... no I don't want cheese dip for the stale tortilla chips left from last week. Leave me the hell alone. I don't care that you two have a click. I don't care that you don't include me in the AM talk. You both need to grow the hell up. PS... No wonder why the boss likes me better. I am not immature and annoying like both of you are. And don't hate just because you both are obese and will not even attempt to diet. Kiss my skinner than your *kitten* ! And I want to now call both of you my new favorite word that I have learnt from MFP.. You both are Asshats !!! Yes... Asshats !!!!! lol.
YES!!!!!! one of the MANY beneifts you learn on MFP!!!! *kitten* HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Dear girl who stands in the back of Zumba class for over a year and still puts .01% into the movements we are doing,
It doesn't take that long to get it. It's been a year and half. Stop coming to class just so you can post that you went to the gym on your Facebook. Your taking up space for people who are working their *kitten* off. And that song we did...3 times last week. It was because of you. I am going to start calling you out to everyone in class so they tackle you in the parking lot and poke your eyes out with toothpicks.
Sincerely,
Your Zumba Instructor0 -
Dear fellow public transit rider;
Would you kindly remove your thigh from mine? You see there is a line between the two seat cushions on this bench, and all you have to do is stay on your side of the line. To do this, all you need to do is close your legs. There is nothing so big between your legs that you need to give it a full straddle clearance. Seriously, stop flattering yourself. And turn down your iPod. You're going to blow out your eardrums, as well as mine, with that crap blaring so loudly.
Thank you.
Oh can I definitely relate to that!! Yes indeed!0 -
Dear girl who stands in the back of Zumba class for over a year and still puts .01% into the movements we are doing,
It doesn't take that long to get it. It's been a year and half. Stop coming to class just so you can post that you went to the gym on your Facebook. Your taking up space for people who are working their *kitten* off. And that song we did...3 times last week. It was because of you. I am going to start calling you out to everyone in class so they tackle you in the parking lot and poke your eyes out with toothpicks.
Sincerely,
Your Zumba Instructor
LOL!! I think I seriously ticked off some people last night because **gasp** I was having FUN in Zumba class and I was doing WAY more than they were even though I am roughly twice their size... :bigsmile:0 -
Dear humans,
please stop running so fast I want to eat your brains but I dont want to put to much effort into it
Sincerly
Zombie Fear0 -
Dear coworker who just bragged for an hour about being on this "amazing" diet and already seeing results(which i dont see),
Why did i watch you bring in mcdonalds breakfast and eating a burger king whopper and fry value meal for lunch today?
that IS an amazing diet!!!!0 -
Dear B,
Stop sneaking up on me at work to see if I've typed up that form that you could just as easily fill out yourself. Believe it or not, your tasks are not at the top of everyone else's priority list. I was going to take care of it once I finished the project I was working on, but since you've stopped by 3 times already, I'll drag it out a little longer and complain about you on mFP instead.
Dear P,
Stop being so annoying in general. If you want me to do something, at least have some general idea of what it is you want. "Take this info and put it in some kind of spreadsheet" doesn't cut it. Oh, and you're the world's biggest stereotypical tourist and a pain in the butt to travel with. I can only hope I've moved on from this job before it's time to scout out the next convention site.
Dear Co-Workers,
While I appreciate the compliments on my weight loss, I don't need your snippy comments about how I'm wasting away, or how I can certainly afford to eat a donut or two. In case you didn't notice, sitting at my desk all day eating donuts and stuff is how i got fat in the first place. You can continue being fat, more power to you, but stop trying to make me rejoin your ranks.0 -
Dear cc'er,
Nice try. But everyone here in our department knows that a) you're entire team is out of compliance b) none of them have even attempted the required training c) the link was broken due to an SAP issue (which has nothing to do with me) and d) if it was really preventing you from doing your work, we would have heard about it 3 weeks ago when it was originally sent.
But it's kind of cute that you felt the need to ream me over email and cc my BOSS and a random peer at our LA office that isn't responsible for your group in SF or mine in Seattle. Bizarre behavior, but I applaud the effort. Geek.0 -
OOOHHH THE GOOD OLE CC'er HAHAHA OMG I HATE WORKING IN AN OFFICE0
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Dear Amy,
i've been playing dumb for weeks, It's not a mistake, i know that i've been transferring all of the wrong phone calls to you. i don't like you and i think you're a bitter *****.
Love,
The Receptionist0 -
Dear annoying person-
I would really appreciate it if you would keep your personal body sounds and gases to yourself. The burping and passing of gas is grousing me WAY out. Your constant running off at the mouth, makes me want to bring in my gorilla tape and shut it down. Please take your nasty a** somewhere else!
P.S. - could this be a reason why your husband is not intimate with you anymore? IJS
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That is toooooo funny!!! :laugh:0
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Dear humans,
please stop running so fast I want to eat your brains but I dont want to put to much effort into it
Sincerly
Zombie Fear
FUNNY!!!! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
(But please don't eat my brains.....I need them.)0
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