what is the biggest....

RocketsGirl75
RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
lie you ever told? I know we all say oh I don't lie and I am sure this maybe true for some people but....

so come on...tell me your dirty secret...

for me and I know I will get kicked for this one...I told a guy I cared about him but I didn't...yeah that back fired because when I broke it off he became a stage 5 clinger **sigh** lesson learned!

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  • Loko_Ino
    Loko_Ino Posts: 544 Member
    10 inches
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    10 inches

    Divide in half plus two inches.

    7
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    10 inches

    lol, wow this is a coffee spitter right here, that was good!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    he REALLY IS your baby......







    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I stole some money once when I was 10. My mom asked me if I stole it, and I told her no. Because she trusted me, she defended me. I still can't bring myself to tell her the truth cuz she reeeeelly defended me.
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    "You're the biggest I've ever had!"

    yeah, that relationship lasted about 3 hours.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    "You're the biggest I've ever had!"

    yeah, that relationship lasted about 3 hours.

    How much were you paid? :laugh:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    I don't lie.
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    "You're the biggest I've ever had!"

    yeah, that relationship lasted about 3 hours.

    How much were you paid? :laugh:

    *Sigh*...he paid for dinner first...does that count?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    The biggest lie I ever told:

    Well when I apologised to one of my bosses once for telling him to go f*** himself. As if I genuinely was sorry for saying that to him. :grumble:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    "I never do this"

    big lie every woman has told
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    No really, its not THAT small
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    for me and I know I will get kicked for this one...I told a guy I cared about him but I didn't...yeah that back fired because when I broke it off he became a stage 5 clinger **sigh** lesson learned!

    I ALMOST made that same mistake.

    Biggest lie I've ever told?

    Not to get into too many details but it involved a cop and telling him, "I'll be right back"
  • 4jenniferk
    4jenniferk Posts: 307 Member
    I HATE YOU!..... When really I loved him more than anything else in this world!
  • 4jenniferk
    4jenniferk Posts: 307 Member

    Biggest lie I've ever told?

    Not to get into too many details but it involved a cop and telling him, "I'll be right back"


    Ohhhh.... that sounds like a great story to learn the down and dirty on!
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
    he REALLY IS your baby......


    lmao that is so wrong..
  • RocketsGirl75
    RocketsGirl75 Posts: 648
    for me and I know I will get kicked for this one...I told a guy I cared about him but I didn't...yeah that back fired because when I broke it off he became a stage 5 clinger **sigh** lesson learned!

    I ALMOST made that same mistake.

    Biggest lie I've ever told?

    Not to get into too many details but it involved a cop and telling him, "I'll be right back"

    oh man I think I want details on this!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    No really, its not THAT small


    "It's cute"
  • LaDiablesse
    LaDiablesse Posts: 862 Member
    I'll never do that again...
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    "I'll be with you forever" ... I knew better and I knew it wasn't going to be much longer.
  • messyinthekitchen
    messyinthekitchen Posts: 662 Member
    The biggest lie I don't remember the lie I told most often... I wasn't faking it.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    That was amazing. Best ever!

    :noway:
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    "I'm single"...when I wasn't :blushing:
  • shiggyshane
    shiggyshane Posts: 215
    "not guilty your honor" :bigsmile:
  • legmotor
    legmotor Posts: 197 Member
    I started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave that I would love her to the end of time. I swore that I would love her to the end of time.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    he REALLY IS your baby......


    lmao that is so wrong..


    and a joke, lol.
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    I hit a fencepost while driving my mom's brand new truck when I was 14. My dad caught the blame for it.
  • sweetCJ
    sweetCJ Posts: 144
    I cheated on my daughter's father for 5 years...I told him I was gone for coffee with my best friend...who at the time was also cheating on her husband...
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    "your the first!"
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    I started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave that I would love her to the end of time. I swore that I would love her to the end of time.

    Channeling a little Meatloaf... he he.
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