i have lost................

KadenSmile

An automobile tire... YIPPEE!!!

That actually puts it into perspective!

bcc112986

Original Post

"i wasn't exactly sure where to post this. but then i thought, SUCCESS STORIES! i found something like this years ago on another site. so i figured i would post it here.

tell me ::: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? :::

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I HAVE LOST:::
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
almost a 5 gallon bottle of water, or human leg!

so again, i ask you, WHAT HAVE YOU LOST?
^^^^no matter how much, or how little, WAY TO GO! YOU ARE AWESOME!"


An automobile tire! +1

fuzzimama

I have lost a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream! Damn, I thought it was around here somewhere.

jenaissance

a chihuahua, a human head and a dozen krispy kreme donuts

foramanwhohashope

A sperm whale's brain.

p_barron

An average 2 year old

shaelataylor

a human head and a guinea pig! if you find them, i dont want them back.

spectralmoon

Closer to 10 dozen large eggs (whoa, 120 eggs!) than a bald eagle!

judypriv

a newborn baby (considering me that's pretty funny)

MamaSonyaP

An average housecat...going for 'an average human leg'!

MenaMena

a sperm whale’s brain and a guinea pig hooray

blacksti

Haha elephants penis

rdsxgrl28

A Bald Eagle - but that makes me feel guilty


60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!) OMG there is a comment in there but.........ROFLMAO!!!

robot_potato

An elephant's penis and an average human brain

Dallyhi

Somewhere between an elephant's heart and a bale of hay! :happy:

Gary1977

Arnold Schwarzenegger & an average human leg!:noway: :laugh: :blushing:

Sul3i

The worlds largest ball of tape.. & then some :-)

pattan59801

an average 2 year old

RonaLB

bump

opal24

a sperm whale's brain and a guinea pig......