i have lost................

camy_chick

i wasn't exactly sure where to post this. but then i thought, SUCCESS STORIES! i found something like this years ago on another site. so i figured i would post it here.

tell me ::: WHAT HAVE YOU LOST? :::

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I HAVE LOST:::
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
almost a 5 gallon bottle of water, or human leg!

so again, i ask you, WHAT HAVE YOU LOST?
^^^^no matter how much, or how little, WAY TO GO! YOU ARE AWESOME!

KnottyJen

Ha! Love this! A newborn calf....That's crazy!

scott1024

Wow, I've lost an elephant's penis. What I was doing with it to begin with is beyond me. FML!

Kristinapedia

[30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year]]

NOT ANYMORE!

That's pretty cool, thanks for sharing that!

vanb0052

bump

wbgolden

lol

so long, housecat. i hope to turn you into a mid-size microwave. no offense

wickedcricket

I've lost an automobile tire and was never so glad to lose one LOL

camy_chick

Wow, I've lost an elephant's penis. What I was doing with it to begin with is beyond me. FML!

ROFLMFAO! that is HILARIOUS!

SunshineKisses_2012

Crazy. I've lost a cross between an average 2 year old and the amount of cheese the typical American eats in a year..


Sick fascination looks forward to losing an average American model.

TooFatToFit

You guys are witty. I love witty!

I've only lost an ostrich egg, but I'm going to lose somewhere between a newborn calf and the worlds largest ball of tape! :laugh:

nakabi

awesome! I've lost almost a tire

Getting_Fit_4_Life

I've lost almost an average 2 year old. Wow! That was a big load off my back, lol! This is great

lcoulter23

68 pounds or...
An Average 2 year old
A new born
A chihuahua
A human Head
A dozen Krispy Kreme glazed dougnuts
an average housecat
an Ostrich egg
An average human brain
A rack of baby back ribs
A guinea pig.

COMBINED! OR about 99.9% of an Irish Setter.

P.S. My number on here is only since March, I lost 29 pounds from January to March.

HarlCarl

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

camy_chick

OR i have lost:::::

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head

zookeepersuzy

Cool list, I love to think of visual representations of what I've accomplished.

I'm at 24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

OOOOR...

My dog. She weighs 24lbs. I can't believe I was carrying her around with me everywhere!


ETA:holy crap! My ticker says 25! (when did that happen??) an avg 2 year old. Whoa.

HarlCarl

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
and
2/3 of a 12 pound Bald Eagle

Kbuck504

a small bale of hay working on an irish setter

SoCalmama22

A sperm whale's brain lol hoping to lose a lot more!

Shanz78

thats really! funny i need to lose an elephants penis, lol!

fridayjustleft04

The amount of fats and oil the average American eats in a year...ewww! No wonder we're such a fat country.