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  • Circa1964
    Circa1964 Posts: 225 Member
    I'm glad I'm not driving the car that's missing that Tire. I've lost a Automobile Tire! I'm certain it was hanging around my midsection, hence, losing that spare tire!
  • jenscot25
    jenscot25 Posts: 124 Member
    almost an automobile tire!! Wonder if it's one off a focus or a hummer?? Oh well it's still a damn tire!!
  • MotivateMeg
    MotivateMeg Posts: 110 Member
    A sperm whale's brain! Ha!
  • psych101
    psych101 Posts: 1,842 Member
    Wow!

    I have lost the complete Encyclopedia Britannica!!!
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
    I've lost a human head, still have to lose the worlds largest ball of tape, So I will have lost a baby calf all together... Scary
  • Jennplus2
    Jennplus2 Posts: 984 Member
    I have lost 36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

    Sweet!
  • annasgyal
    annasgyal Posts: 1,687 Member
    10 pounds- The amount of chemical additives Americans consume per year.
  • kevath
    kevath Posts: 20 Member
    an Irish Setter and average human brain ;D
  • lucylou9701
    lucylou9701 Posts: 194
    I have lost an elephants penis :P I would like to lose up to an Irish setter :)

    (60lbs lost 15 lbs left)
  • Kimberlycc
    Kimberlycc Posts: 68
    Ok, this is so funny! I have lost an air conditioner, need to lose an automobile tire, then I will have obtained "THE GOLD BRICK"!!!:bigsmile:
  • JustEllieK
    JustEllieK Posts: 423 Member
    Holy ****!!! 10 dozen large eggs.....
  • sjadams01
    sjadams01 Posts: 58
    Wow, I've lost an elephant's penis. What I was doing with it to begin with is beyond me. FML!

    LOL... about in tears here!
  • lildoggielover
    lildoggielover Posts: 72 Member
    I lost a sperm whale's brain......



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  • Dohrnl
    Dohrnl Posts: 43 Member
    I've lost a mid-size microwave!! woot woot
  • mark03264
    mark03264 Posts: 334 Member
    Wow, I've lost an elephant's penis. What I was doing with it to begin with is beyond me. FML!

    LOL

    Oh, so your the one...
  • carpediem3
    carpediem3 Posts: 320 Member
    1.6lbs away from an elephants penis. That's so wrong, yet so exciting :bigsmile:
  • theprettyone1010
    theprettyone1010 Posts: 408 Member
    I've lost a cinderblock! <3 yay
  • dstuart1960
    dstuart1960 Posts: 3 Member
    Currently I've lost a mid-size microwave. Hmmm... But I did lift a 35lb dumbell the other day and I thought that was heavy.
  • Kaesize6
    Kaesize6 Posts: 68
    I LIKE THIS! that is CUTE!!
  • cutiepie2628
    cutiepie2628 Posts: 415 Member
    i lost an elephant penis.... omg i had no idea that it weighed so much....i feel sorry for the lady elephant who receives this penis...lbvs:laugh:
  • Gspice3
    Gspice3 Posts: 88 Member
    LOL Awesome!
  • ncsubeachgirl
    ncsubeachgirl Posts: 97 Member
    aw! jerry mcquire! a human head weighs 8 pounds! haha love that scene in the movie lol
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    123 lbs... an average fashion model AND a human skin.
  • mcrowder109
    mcrowder109 Posts: 18 Member
    I have lost an average size new born. It seems weird when you say it that way. Love the reality of this thread.
  • TheresaGettingHealthy
    TheresaGettingHealthy Posts: 7 Member
    That's hilarious!!
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    I've lost an elephants heart and three guinea pigs :laugh:
  • ReneeJM
    ReneeJM Posts: 117 Member
    I have lost an automobile tire! 7 additional pounds before I joined MFP.

    My goal is the 5000 BTU air conditioner.
  • coleblu13
    coleblu13 Posts: 6 Member
    3 autombile tires...a human's skin...and...a...guinea pig! Now if I can just lose this other spare tire....and the mini coop its attached to we will be in business!
  • Khorner84
    Khorner84 Posts: 55 Member
    bump!
  • Raf702
    Raf702 Posts: 196 Member
    Nice, I'm @ 44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
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