Lysol used for WHAT?

pettmybunny
pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
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Shoot it didn't work... I'll have to find a new one!
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  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
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    Shoot it didn't work... I'll have to find a new one!
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
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  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
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  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    And to think... I only use it to mop floors and clean toilets!
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    YOU MUST BE JOKING! Sweet heavens, Robin. Where did you find that?! LOL
  • mamaof2girls
    mamaof2girls Posts: 332 Member
    YIKES!!!!!!:noway: :noway: :noway:
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    Oh, there's more Sara... There's more!

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  • hmo4
    hmo4 Posts: 1,673 Member
    I think they sniffed it from a paper bag before they came up with that one!:laugh:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    "stayed young with him" huh? Sweet goodness, Robin! LOL I could write a chapter on what is wrong with that ad right now, but I'll save you from that. :tongue:
  • arewethereyet
    arewethereyet Posts: 18,702 Member
    I was DEFinately born in the right decade. Oh jeez!!!:grumble:
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    And back then, there was only one sanitizing scent to choose from, I'm sure. Now you could smell like oranges, flowers, rainshowers, and who knows what else! hee hee hee
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    This one isn't as old, but it made me laugh...

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  • TexasAngelBeth
    TexasAngelBeth Posts: 315 Member
    Those are definately different :)
  • LifeChanges42
    LifeChanges42 Posts: 636 Member
    OMG!!!!
    I guess I missed that... let me just run right out to the druggist. LOL
    Did you see it said EXPLICIT directions.... I wonder how "vulgar" the directions were????

    Now I know why women secretly rule the world.
    It is because not only are men full of crap, but they really aren't that smart either..... Did you see the Man that was endorsing the use of the product.

    I think men just wanted to kill us or make us lose our fertility.
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    I wonder if Pine-sol every came out with similar ads? Then you could smell like hubbies pine sented tree air freshener.:huh:
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    I would guess you'd have to follow the "explicit directions" or risk your hoo-haw falling out while you walked down the street.
  • TexasAngelBeth
    TexasAngelBeth Posts: 315 Member
    I am not sure what is funnier the fact that these are actual ads or the comments... Y'all have made my day
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    Here's another awful one, although it's a different brand... And you would not believe the tampax ad I found. I don't think I could post that one even...

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  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    Oh...My...GOODNESS, ROBIN! I am even more thankful to be an 80s baby now! GEESH! A "womanly offense"...:grumble: I'll give ya a womanly offense...
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    The scary thing is that some unknowing person had to be the first to try this.

    How would you go about thinking this up. "Hmmm, I use this to clean floors, I wonder if I could get some woman to shoot this up in her to see if kills the germs that cause bad odor. .. Hey Betty, I have this stuff that says to wear gloves when you use it, but I would like you to go douche with it. I'm not sure if it will burn like he11 or not, it could, who knows, but if it don't I could leave your girly parts, sparkling clean:bigsmile: "
  • LifeChanges42
    LifeChanges42 Posts: 636 Member
    Oh...My...GOODNESS, ROBIN! I am even more thankful to be an 80s baby now! GEESH! A "womanly offense"...:grumble: I'll give ya a womanly offense...


    Beans; seriously..... 80's baby????? WOW, I am a 70's baby..... I guess, I am getting older. Not to long ago, I ran into a little girl I used to babysit..... at the BAR!!!! It wasn't even her 21st b-day or anything.....
    I went home and cried even though she told me I look the same.

    The best one was in an elevator at our local court house and a lady was admiring my kids and I was admiring her hair... She then asked me if my name was Wanda and I said yes. She recognized me from kindergarten (we were classmates). When she told me her first name I gushed out her maiden name and told her that I had always loved her hair. She said I looked the same as I did in Kindergarten......
    I know I am short, but I didn't realize I was still that short. LOL:bigsmile:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
    The scary thing is that some unknowing person had to be the first to try this.

    How would you go about thinking this up. "Hmmm, I use this to clean floors, I wonder if I could get some woman to shoot this up in her to see if kills the germs that cause bad odor. .. Hey Betty, I have this stuff that says to wear gloves when you use it, but I would like you to go douche with it. I'm not sure if it will burn like he11 or not, it could, who knows, but if it don't I could leave your girly parts, sparkling clean:bigsmile: "

    Well, Harriet, you know how I clean my floors with Lysol & they're so clean you could eat off of them. Well...

    :laugh:
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    Remember the massengil (sp?) commercials from the 80's? lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N91XsdrBqUY

    "Mom, do you ever feel.... Not so fresh?"

    <<snort>> Those were the worst!
  • LifeChanges42
    LifeChanges42 Posts: 636 Member
    The scary thing is that some unknowing person had to be the first to try this.

    How would you go about thinking this up. "Hmmm, I use this to clean floors, I wonder if I could get some woman to shoot this up in her to see if kills the germs that cause bad odor. .. Hey Betty, I have this stuff that says to wear gloves when you use it, but I would like you to go douche with it. I'm not sure if it will burn like he11 or not, it could, who knows, but if it don't I could leave your girly parts, sparkling clean:bigsmile: "

    Ouch Ouch Ouch.... STOP PLEASE I am laughing so hard my tummy hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    Hey, where's Max... You know he'd have something to say and share...
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
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    This is a girl you'd want to have using lysol, I guess....
  • pettmybunny
    pettmybunny Posts: 1,986 Member
    I've decided to bump this, I need to freak more people out... lol
  • The_Crazy_Redhead
    The_Crazy_Redhead Posts: 93
    now that's interesting :tongue:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
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    This is a girl you'd want to have using lysol, I guess....

    All I can say is

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    Maybe if we still had posters like that STD's wouldn't be so wide spread
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  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    This is so funny.

    I worked for Reckitt Benckiser for many years before having kids (manufacturer of Lysol) and I'm pretty sure that this is Dettol. It's not the Lysol you use to clean the floors. It's an antiseptic. Back in the days people thought it was a good idea to use it to "clean" themselves. I still know people who put a few drops in their baths to make their privates feel "clean".

    Some people use it for acne too.

    That stuff is so strong. The smell of it makes my skin peel off. lol

    I know...boring!
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